Hot Dog Jokes: National Hot Dog Day Jokes

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  1. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
  2. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
  5. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  6. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  7. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  9. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
  10. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  11. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  12. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  13. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  14. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  15. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
  16. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  17. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)

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