Top 3 Joke Pages
- Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
- Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
- What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
- What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
- What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
- What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
- Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
- What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
- What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
- Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
- What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
- What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
- What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
- Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)