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Clean Jokes for Kids A-Z & Top School Jokes

  1. Acting Jokes: When is a theater clumsy?… When the curtain falls.
  2. Algebra Jokes: Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?… Because we are studying log rhythms. (Top 10 Algebra Jokes)
  3. Animal Jokes:
  4. Ant Jokes: Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 10 U.S. Jokes for Each State)
  5. Ape Jokes: What do you call an exploding ape?… A baboom. (Ape Jokes for Kids)
  6. April Jokes: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
  7. April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  8. Arbor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  9. Archery Jokes: What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes)
  10. Astronomy Jokes: Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography JokesAstronomy Jokes for Kids)
  11. Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  12. Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.  (Birthday Jokes)
  13. Barber Jokes: How did the barber win the race?… He took a short cut. (Track & Field Jokes)
  14. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  15. Basketball Jokes for Kids: Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! #FinalFour#NationalChampionship
  16. Beard Jokes: Who shaves 10 times a day and still has a beard?… The barber.
  17. Bee Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids26 Kindergarten Lessons ABCBee Jokes for Kids / Top Bee Twitter Accounts)
  18. Bike Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement. (Bike Jokes for Kids)
  19. Bikini Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
  20. Biology Jokes: What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain! ( Biology Jokes for Kids)
  21. Birthday Jokes: What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” (Birthday Jokes for Kids)
  22. Black Friday Jokes: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!
  23. Blizzard Jokes: Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen.
  24. Boss Jokes: One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!! In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
  25. Boston Jokes: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts(Top 4th of July Jokes)
  26. Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  27. Brownie Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
  28. Burrito Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  29. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! Camping Jokes for Kids
  30. Cape Cod Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Top Cape Cod Jokes)
  31. Top Calculus Jokes: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?… “I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times!”
  32. Cake Jokes: Why did the students eat their homework?… Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
  33. Car Jokes: Knock, Knock?… Who’s there?… Cargo?… Cargo who?… Car Go “BEEP, BEEP” (Car Jokes)
  34. Cereal Jokes (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  35. Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes) #NationalCheeseDay
  36. Christmas Jokes:
  37. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  38. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes / Top Civil War Jokes)
  39. Cookie Jokes: What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!
  40. Coconut Jokes: What did one coconut say to the other?… Got milk? (Milk Jokes)
  41. Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes)
  42. College Jokes & Top College Jokes: For one reason or another, a group of friends missed an exam in a class they all had together, they decided to tell the professor they’d been stranded with a flat tire. When they came in for the make-up exam they were handed out test booklets and when they opened the booklets the only question was “Which Tire?” (College Advice & College Jokes for Kids)
  43. Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
  44. Cow Jokes: Why don’t cows have any money?… Because farmers milk them dry.
  45. Cupcake Jokes: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
  46. Curling Jokes: Why should you get your husband into curling?… It’s the only way to get him to sweep the house!
  47. Dentist Jokes: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
  48. Dad Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. (Animal Jokes)
  49. Dinosaur Jokes: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork!
  50. Disney Jokes: Why did Mickey go into outer space?…To find Pluto!
  51. Doctor Jokes (for Kids): Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  52. Dog Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  53. Donut Jokes & Doughnut Jokes Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Donut Day Jokes / Donut Jokes for Kids / Labor Day Jokes)
  54. Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  55. Election Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Electoral College from Highest to Lowest)
  56. Fast Food Jokes for Kids: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen. (National Fast Food Day Jokes)
  57. Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. (Animal Jokes)
  58. Fire Works Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
  59. Flag Day Jokes: What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  60. Top Fishing Jokes: What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World!
  61. National French Fry Day Jokes: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  62. Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Summer Jokes)
  63. Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  64. Geography Jokes: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Top Pirate Jokes101 Pi Day Jokes)
  65. Golf Jokes: Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  66. Graduation Jokes: It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
  67. Top Grandparents Day Jokes
  68. Grilled Cheese Jokes: Which is the most religious grill cheese sandwich?… Grilled cheese with Swiss, because it is holy.
  69. Grinch Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there!
  70. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  71. Hamburger Jokes for Kids: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (National Hamburger Day Jokes)
  72. Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters.
  73. Hiking Jokes: (inc) Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
  74. Hot Dog Jokes: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (National Hot Dog Day Jokes)
  75. Hurling Jokes: (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  76. Ice Cream Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
  77. January Jokes:
  78. Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  79. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  80. Lobster Jokes: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. Lobster Day Jokes:
  81. May Jokes: What month always asks questions and permission?… May! (May Jokes for Kids)
  82. Memorial Day Jokes: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  83. Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Milk Day Jokes)
  84. Mother’s Day Jokes: Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous? Mother snake: Yes, son.Why? Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
  85. Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!(National Napping Day Jokes)
  86. New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports JokesTop Track & Field Jokes)
  87. New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne
  88. Nurse Jokes: What is it called when a hospital runs out of maternity nurses?… A mid-wife crisis! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  89. Ocean Jokes: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  90. October Jokes for Kids: What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  91. Parking Jokes: What do you do when you see a spaceman?…Park in it, man!
  92. Pasta Jokes:What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta.
  93. Patriots’ Day Jokes:
  94. Pet Jokes (update):
  95. Pickle Jokes: How do pickles enjoy a day out?… They relish it.
  96. Pirates Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week) Pirates Jokes for Kids & Top Pirates Jokes)
  97. Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  98. Police Jokes: Why was the detective at the beach?… There was a crime wave! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids & Police Jokes for Kids)
  99. Popsicle Jokes: What is a rabbit’s favorite type of music?… hip hop!
  100. Top Psychology Jokes: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
  101. Pretzel Jokes: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  102. Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much! (Top U.S. Principals)
  103. Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  104. Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
  105. Revolutionary War Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Revolutionary War Jokes for Kids)
  106. Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  107. Smile Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes365 School Jokes)
  108. Snow Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Top Elementary Math Jokes)
  109. Snow Day Jokes: What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  110. Softball Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  111. Star Wars Jokes:
  112. State Jokes: (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  113. Summer Camp Jokes:
  114. 101 Summer Camp Jokes (inc)
  115. Summer Jokes:
  116. Summer Solstice Jokes: What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
  117. Sports Jokes
  118. Taco Jokes: What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  119. Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Spring Jokes)
  120. Tennis Jokes: What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  121. Turkey Jokes: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
  122. Volcano Jokes: What do you get when you cross a volcano and a light bulb?…A lava lamp!
  123. Walking Jokes for Kids: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes: Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
  124. Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon.
  125. Weather Jokes:
  126. Wedding Jokes: Did you hear about the two cell antennas who got married?… The ceremony was just o.k., but the reception was great. (Royal Wedding Jokes)
  127. Weight Lifting Jokes
  128. Whale Jokes
  129. Winter Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Top Winter Jokes)
  130. Winter Solstice Jokes: How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Winter Jokes)

Jokes for Kids!

  1. Bowling Jokes: Bowling Jokes for Kids: Why should a #bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  2. Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  3. Burrito Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  4. Cake Jokes: Why did the students eat their homework?… Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. (180 School Jokes)
  5. Candy Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  6. Cat Jokes: What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Top Halloween Jokes)
  7. National Cereal Day Jokes: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  8. Cemetery Jokes for Kids: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  9. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  10. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  11. Coconut Jokes: What did one coconut say to the other?… Got milk? (Milk Jokes)
  12. College Jokes for Kids: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
  13. Cookie Jokes: What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  14. Crayon Jokes for Kids: What do you call a lost crayon?… Strayola.
  15. Cupcake Jokes: Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball JokesSoftball Jokes)
  16. Cycling Jokes for Kids:Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  17. Dentist Jokes for Kids: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
  18. Disney Jokes for Kids:
  19. Doctor Jokes for Kids: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia)
  20. Dog Jokes for Kids: What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
  21. Dolphin Jokes: Why don’t dolphins do well on school tests?… Because they work below C-Level. (180 School Jokes)
  22. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  23. Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  24. Easter Jokes for Kids: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  25. Egg Jokes:
  26. Elementary Math Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
  27. Fast Food Jokes for Kids: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
  28. Full Moon Jokes for Kids: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  29. Geography Jokes for Kids: What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Top Pirate Jokes101 Pi Day Jokes)
  30. Grandparent Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
  31. Grilled Cheese Jokes for Kids: Which is the most religious grill cheese sandwich?… Grilled cheese with Swiss, because it is holy.
  32. Gymnastics Jokes for Kids:
  33. Hamburger Jokes for Kids: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  34. Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  35. Holiday Jokes for Kids:
  36. Ice Cream Jokes for Kids: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes Top State Jokes)
  37. Lacrosse Jokes for Kids:
  38. Lobster Jokes: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  39. Marathon Jokes for Kids: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  40. Middle School Jokes for Kids: Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
  41. Moose Jokes for Kids:
  42. Mothers’ Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  43. National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped.
  44. National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  45. National Napping Day: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  46. Pancake Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  47. Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  48. Pirate Jokes for Kids:
  49. Pizza Jokes for Kids:
  50. Peanut Jokes for Kids: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station!
  51. Pencil Jokes for Kids: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (180 School Jokes)
  52. Penguin Jokes for Kids: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  53. Police Jokes for Kids: Why was the detective at the beach?… There was a crime wave! (Top Summer Jokes for Kids)
  54. Popcorn Jokes for Kids: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  55. Pretzel Jokes for Kids: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
  56. Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!
  57. Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  58. Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
  59. Puppy Jokes for Kids: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  60. Sandwich Jokes: (National Sandwich Day Jokes)
  61. Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  62. Siblings Jokes for Kids: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros (Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  63. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
  64. Soccer Jokes for Kids: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  65. Spring Jokes for Kids: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  66. Star Wars Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  67. Summer Camp Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Top Fall Jokes)
  68. Summer Jokes for Kids:
  69. Super Hero Jokes: Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web.
  70. Swimming Jokes for Kids: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
  71. T-Shirt Jokes: What did the Sons of Liberty wear when dumping tea in the Boston Harbor?… T-shirts. (US History Jokes)
  72. Tree Jokes for Kids: Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  73. Valentine’s Day Jokes:
  74. Walking Jokes for Kids: What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted!
  75. Whale Jokes for Kids: What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)

 

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