Top Joke Pages
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
- What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?… Nothing, it just waved! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
- Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? & Spelling Lists)
- What happened when Redbeard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?… He got marooned.
- Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite state? Arrrrkansas (Top State Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Top Basketball Jokes)
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