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Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th) with some great pirate jokes!

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  1. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  2. What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?… Nothing, it just waved! (Top Geography Jokes)
  3. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP
  4. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  5. Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? & Spelling Lists)
  6. What happened when Redbeard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?… He got marooned.
  7. Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.
  8. What’s a pirate’s favorite state? Arrrrkansas (Top State Jokes)
  9. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
  10. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Top Basketball Jokes)

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