Kayak Jokes: Top Kayak Jokes

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  1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  2. What would you get if you crossed a kayaker and the Invisible Man?… Kayaking like no one has ever seen.
  3. Why was Cinderella such a bad kayaker?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  4. Why is a kayak race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

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