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101 Pi Day Jokes for Math Teachers & Sports Jokes for Special Days of the Year

  1. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What is the official mascot of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Mascot Jokes)
  3. Why is Ms. Radian such a good sports reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
  4. Never trash talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
  5. For the math team, what is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
  6. What is a mathathlete’s favorite dessert?… Pi!
  7. What is an NFL quarterback afraid of?… the y-intercept. (Top Football Jokes)
  8. What is a horse’s favorite dessert?… Apple pi! (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
  9. How is the moon like an NBA basketball game?… They both have 4 quarters. (Full Moon Jokes)
  10. Where can an NFL official buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?… At a yard sale. (Top Football Jokes)
  11. What does a mathlete love to climb?… A Gee-Om-A-Tree.
  12. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
  13. Why was the Calculus teacher bad at softballl?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  14. Why does nobody talk trash to circles?… Because there is no point! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  15. What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone
  16. Did you hear the joke about the sports statistician?… Probably.
  17. What wild animal is good mascot for calculus?… The tangent lion.
  18. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Iditarod Jokes)

 

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