Top New Year’s Day Jokes: New Year’s Day Jokes

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  1. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year!
  2. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne
  3. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  4. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security

New Years Eve One Liners

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

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