Arbor Day Jokes: Top Arbor Day Jokes

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  1. Did you hear the joke about Arbor Day?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
  2. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  3. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
  4. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  5. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  6. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks!
  7. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
  8. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore!
  9. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  10. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
  11. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood.
  12. Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
  13. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
  14. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you.

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