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- Did you hear the joke about Arbor Day?… It’ll leaf you laughing!
- Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
- Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
- What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks!
- How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
- Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore!
- What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
- What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
- Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood.
- Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
- What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you.