Sports Jokes: Skiing Jokes

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  1. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (365 School Jokes)
  2. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
  3. How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
  4. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.

PG-13 jokes

  1. How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
  2. What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!
  3. How do snowboarders introduce themselves?… “SORRY DUDE”
  4. What is the last thing a snowboarder ever says?… ”Dude, watch this!”

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