Top Joke Pages
- Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray.
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Summer Jokes)
- What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)
- Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
- What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
- What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o
- What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
- When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills! (World’s Best Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares. (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck! (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.