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March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!
- How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon.
- Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb.
- What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
- What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Top Cheerleading Jokes)
- How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
- What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
- Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
- What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
- What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
- What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies!
- What does a pirate eat for breakfast?… Captain Crunch. (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams.
- When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet. (Milk Day Jokes)