Cycling Jokes: Top Cycling Jokes

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  1. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  2. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
  3. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
  4. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal.
  7. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?… Cycleangelo (Art Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  8. Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?… He took the psycho-path. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  9. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?… Bicycle petals!
  10. What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?… Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
  11. Why can’t you take a nap during the Tour de France?… Because if you snooze, you loose!
  12. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?… Bike-carbonate of soda! (Mole Day Jokes & Top Chemistry Jokes)
  13. What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?… bedridden
  14. Why do bicycles fall asleep?… Because they’re tired.
  15. When is a bicycle not a bicycle?… When it turns into a driveway.
  16. How do you know you’ve married a cycling addict?… You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
  17. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?… Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
  18. Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?… She has a pumpkin for a coach!
  19. What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless
  20. “What do you call a crazy pavement?”… A cycle path. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  21. “Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” Mark Twain
  22. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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