Sports Jokes: Top 10 Jokes by Sport

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Every day we will try to share a little laughter with our Joke of the Day. Check our our entire list of Top Sports Jokes & #1 Sports Jokes!

Top Archery Jokes

  1. What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
  2. What do real archers say to compound archers?… “I see you still have your training wheels on your bow.”
  3. What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.
  4. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
  5. What did the archer get when he hit a bullseye?…  a very angry bull.
  6. What do you call a professional archer without a girlfriend?… Homeless!

Top Badminton Jokes

  1. Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  2. What did the shuttlecock say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  3. Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.

Baseball Jokes: Top 118 Baseball Jokes

  1. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  2. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
  4. Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate!
  5. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
  6. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  7. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
  8. Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”
  9. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
  10. “Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…  ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

Basketball Jokes: Top 31 Basketball Jokes

  1. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  2. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  3. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  4. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball!
  5. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them!
  6. They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  7. Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls.
  8. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball.
  9. What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
  10. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)

Top Beach Volleyball Jokes

  1. What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
  2. Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  3. Why do volleyball players like to go swimming?… They enjoy diving in the deep and floating in the shallow. (Swimming Jokes)
  4. How come volleyball players always get a draw in a game of tic tac toe?… Every time one of them sets an X down the other one just says O.
  5. Why did the volleyball players go to the library for practice?… The coach told them they’ll be doing some reading today.
  6. Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There are players on the other side.
  7. Why did the volleyball player cross the road?… There’s a teammate that is bartending at the pub, who can serve drinks that are spiked.
  8. What’s the fastest way to get the setter mad?… Every time you make a pass let the setter know the ball is, “Up!” and tell the setter, “Yours!”
  9. How did the server know that the bad serve wasn’t with the hand?… The server knew that it was the foot fault.
  10. Why are volleyball players so blameless?… They always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Bowling Jokes: Top 8 Bowling Jokes

  1. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  2. What did the bowling pins do?… They went on strike.
  3. What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?…  They both want a Turkey. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  4. When is a bowler like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  5. What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?… Bowling like no one has ever seen.
  6. Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  7. Why is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  8. Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?… After getting a strike, they spike the ball. (Top Football Jokes)

Boxing Jokes: Top 25 Boxing Jokes

  1. What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  2. What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight? A sore loser.
  3. Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
  4. Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
  5. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  6. What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable
  7. Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  8. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real.
  9. He’s an ambidextrous fighter. He can get knocked out with either hand.
  10. He was a crossword puzzle boxer. He entered the ring vertical and left horizontal.

Top Canoe Jokes: Top 3 Canoe Jokes

  1. What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  2. Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  3. Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

Top Cycling Jokes

  1. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  2. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
  3. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
  4. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal.
  7. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?… Cycleangelo (Art Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  8. Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?… He took the psycho-path. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  9. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?… Bicycle petals!
  10. What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?… Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Top Diving Jokes

  1. Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  2. Why did the vegetarians stop diving?… They didn’t like meets!
  3. Where do ghosts like to go diving?… Lake Eerie (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball
  5. What do a dentist and a diving coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  6. A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
  7. Where do zombies like to go diving?… The Dead Sea (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. What kind of exercises are best for a diver?… Pool-ups!
  9. How do people diving in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave!
  10. Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.

Top Equestrian Jokes

  1. What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  2. Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  3. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet.
  4. What kind of bread does an Olympic horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  5. When do vampires like the Horse Racing?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Where do U.S. Olympic horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  7. What do you call a well balanced U.S. Olympic horses horse?… Stable.
  8. What did the U.S. Olympic horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  9. What did the teacher say when the U.S. Olympic horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  10. What do U.S. Olympic horses eat?… Fast Food.

Top Fencing Jokes

  1. Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?

Top Field Hockey Jokes

  1. Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  2. When is a field hockey player like a judge?… When she sits on the bench.
  3. What would you get if you crossed a field hockey goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  4. Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.

Top Golf Jokes

  1. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
  2. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  3. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing.
  4. SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
  5. Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.

Top Kayak Jokes: Top 4 Kayak Jokes

  1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  2. What would you get if you crossed a kayaker and the Invisible Man?… Kayaking like no one has ever seen.
  3. Why was Cinderella such a bad kayaker?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  4. Why is a kayak race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

Lacrosse Jokes: Top 17 Lacrosse Jokes

  1. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  2. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  4. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  5. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  6. Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey (New Jersey teachers are great tutors!)
  7. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
  8. What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  9. Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  10. How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.

Top 21 Soccer Jokes

  1. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  2. Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads.
  3. What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  4. What game do girls dislike?… Soccer (sock her).
  5. When is a soccer player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  6. How do we know that soccer referees are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
  7. What kind of soccer team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
  8. Why isn’t soccer played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  9. What happens to a soccer player who loses his eyesight?… He becomes a referee.
  10. Why do soccer players make the honor roll in school?… Because they know how to use their heads.

Softball Jokes: Top 97 Softball Jokes

  1. Did you hear the joke about the softball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  2. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  3. What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  4. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
  5. Why are some umpires fat?… They always clean their plate!
  6. Why are spiders good softball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
  7. Why are softball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  8. Why did the police officer go to the softballl game?… Someone stole second base!
  9. Is There Softball In Heaven? Two old women had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. Her friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying woman’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s softball in heaven.” The dying woman said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then she dies. A couple days later, her surviving friend is sleeping when she hears her friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s softball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.”
  10. Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

Top Swimming Jokes

  1. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
  2. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  3. Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He  just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
  4. Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
  5. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?… Swims. (Letter of the Week)
  6. How do swimmers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore!
  7. Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark!
  8. Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them!
  9. What race is never run?… A swimming race.
  10. What kind of fish can’t swim?… A dead one.


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