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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best graduation jokes in the WORLD!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on May June 13th?
- Graduation Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from college on May June 13th?
- After 72 years since not completing her college course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
- College is similar to high school… To a degree.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps & gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer.
- It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
- My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, & I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.”
- Teacher: Where did your mom graduate high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
- Why did one high school stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it.
- What happened when the girl didn’t pass her final exam for her cosmetology degree?… She had to sign up for makeup classes.
- “When they hand you your diploma, keep moving. Just in case they try to take it back.”
- I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew?
- Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus.
- It’s tough out there, but if you take your education & apply yourselves, you will eventually succeed in finding…..an unpaid internship!
- What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… high school!
- My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena & man was it hot… It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there.
- How did the student graduate at the top of his class with a major like Chemistry?… I think he felt like he was finally in his element.
- What did my puppy receive after he graduated from college?… His pedigree.
- After 12 years of carrying books to school… you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking.
- I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time.
- Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they were all graduated.
- LinkedIn is the worst dating app… All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after graduation.
- Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
- My son just graduated from college. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut: he took up space.
- What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?… Sky diving school.
- The corn will graduate from college tomorrow… We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him!
- A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation. DAD: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That’s so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master’s degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips & salsa?
- After Graduating from High School, a son moves away from home to study at college. Below is his 1st letter home: Dear Father, College i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.Love, Your $on. The father’s return letter: Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
- A college student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. ‘I would do anything to pass this exam.’ She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. ‘I mean…’ she whispers, ‘…I would do…**anything**!!!’ He returns her gaze. ‘Anything???’ ‘Yes,… Anything!!!’ His voice turns to a whisper. ‘Would you…… study???’
- Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White
- Duke Basketball Jokes: Duke graduates have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC graduates have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
- A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.
- I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White
- This past spring semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they had solid “A’s.” These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends. So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it. They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn’t have a spare and couldn’t get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus. Aldric thought this over and agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had told them. He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about free radical formation and was worth 5 points. “Cool” they thought, “this is going to be easy.” They did that problem and then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page. It said: (95 points) “Which tire?”
- Graduation: The only time you can wear a cap and gown and not be questioned!
- Graduation: Where the tassel was worth the hassle!
- I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White
- Graduation is like a software update… You know it’s coming, but you’re never really ready!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation day! (Summer Jokes)
- Cap. Gown. It’s going down!
- What do you get when you complete science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes)
- What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes)
- What’s a graduate’s favorite fruit?… A smart apple!
- Why did the graduate love to bake?… Because they wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What do you call a group of graduates?… A class act!
- Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.
- Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for a high school graduation?… In the kindergarden.
- From sleepless nights to graduation heights.
- What do you call it if a math major can’t seem to hold down a job after their graduation?… It’s just a horrible after-math of the situation.
- I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy.
- I told my parents I was graduating. They said, “What took you so long?”
- What did one graduate say to the other at the ceremony?… “This is our ‘cap-tivating’ moment!”
- Why did the graduate go to art school?… To learn how to draw a crowd!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean’s hand.
- What did the diploma say to the cap and gown?… “You complete me!”
- What did the teacher say when the student asked to graduate early?… “You’re ahead of the class!”
- What do you call a graduate who’s good at math?… A prime candidate!
- Why did the graduate bring a ladder to the ceremony?… To reach new heights!
- How do you know if someone’s a graduate student?… Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful graduate?… Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses at graduation?… Because their students were so bright!
- How did the graduate feel after receiving their diploma?… They were on cloud nine, with a degree of happiness!
- I’d advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown… It’s the only outfit you might not outgrow.
- Why did everyone think the high school valedictorian was so charming?… She was known to be a class act.
- Why did the fish not end up graduating?… All of his grades were below C level.
- Why did the graduate bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
- What would you call a vessel filled with college graduates?… A scholarship.
- What state has the loudest graduations?… ILL-I-NOISE!
- The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today… What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?… Veloci-tea.
- Why didn’t the new college course on flying become popular?… Nobody saw it taking off.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the high school diploma, shake the principal’s hand.
- Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my high school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.”
- How many PhD candidates do you need to change a single light bulb?… You actually only need one, but it may take more than four years.
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on graduation day?… Looking sharp!
- Why did all the flight school students prefer to study in the airplane compared to on the ground?… They wanted to get high grades in their final exam.
- Why didn’t the pirate graduate on the Dean’s List?… All of his grades were in the C’s.
- I got hit by a car on my way to my graduation… The worst part is, I had the right of passage.
- Why did the graduate put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
- Graduation Party: Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?… Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!!
- Graduation: Where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes.
- Why are graduation ceremonies so warm?… There are thousands of degrees packed in there.
- What did the college graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here?
- I spent my time during graduation pretty much the same way I spent it in class… sleeping.
- At my college graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch…So I told a bunch of my friends “I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation. “Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them “Here’s the punch line.”
- Graduations are so immature… You can hardly get to the end without name calling.
- The best student at the corn college is called the a-corn.
- What do you tell a bag of popcorn after it graduates from college?… Corn-gratulations.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good graduation joke?
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the high school graduation?… They woke him up.
- What did the principal give at the end of the culinary school convocation?… He gave a stirring tribute.
- What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?… A law-botomy.
- One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
- Why was the bread senior such a good student?… He was always on the honor roll.
- How did the culinary graduate’s final exam go?… She sais it was a piece of cake.
- How do tall people graduate?… They graduate top of their class.
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees!
- My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena & man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there.
- Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated high school?… All of his scores were in the C’s.
- Teacher: Where did your dad graduate to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask him myself.
- You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you’re leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure – and the biggest challenge – of your young lives: moving back in with your parents
- Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn’t find a job after graduation?… It was a real bad after-math.
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping in the high school graduation?… They woke him up.
- Which did Columbus say was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- Why was the baker so excited to go to the graduation party being hosted by her parents?… She was excited because she knew that she was going to have to make a toast!
- What did the herb say to his friends when he finally graduated from college with a degree in event management?… It is now my thyme to party!
- The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- How many college graduates does it take to change a light bulb?… One, but it may take up to seven years!
- How did the high school senior make straight A’s?… He used a ruler.
- Where did the ice cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school.
- Why did a broom not graduate from high school?… He was sweeping in the classes.
- What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?… “I’m Prada you son.”
- Why was the high school senior so excited to become a pilot?… He wanted to pursue higher education.
- Where did the surfer complete his high school graduation from?… Boarding school.
- Why was a married man not allowed to complete his undergraduate degree?… Because he wasn’t a bachelor.
- What do graduates use to pay off their debt?… Extra credit.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to go with.
- I’ll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
- When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18, and I could just have his motorcycle. (High School Graduation Jokes)
- I will never forget my daughter’s words to me at her graduation…”Wow dad. After 18 years you decide to come back…”
- Why are all high school seniors, great script writers?… Everyone has their own tran-script.
- While watching graduation, I like to think all my students have the same potential. However, when shaking their hands afterwards, I really felt that wasn’t true… It was quite shocking!
- Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
- What did the dessert say when he realized he was going to see his friends at his convocation for the last time?… I donut want to graduate.
- What school teaches you how to greet people?… Hi School.
- Why did the college professor have to wear a pair of sunglasses when he was standing next to all the graduate students that were on the dean’s list?… They were all really bright.
- What did the bay leaf tell his friends when he became the class valedictorian?… I can’t beleaf I made it this far.
- What did the turkey say to the vegetable when she got a degree from culinary school?… I yam in awe of your talent.
- The best student at the corn high school is called the a-corn.
- What did the father say to his son, the lightbulb, when he was receiving his degree in Optical and Imaging technologies?… You have a very bright future ahead of you.
- What should you mention to someone who has just graduated from college?… Con-grad-ulations on your degree!
- Why doesn’t the soda graduate like ranking beverages with carbon at work?… He feels like the job is so-da grading.
- What degree do wizards graduate in?… Defense Against the Liberal Arts Degree.
- Why did one college stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it.What did the relieved college senior say to his friends when he received a passing grade on his final exam?… I’m grad that I’m finally done with that exam and with college.
- How did that one college have more than 50% of the graduating class in the country’s top percentile?… All the professors had their faculties intact.
- Why was one senior always sleeping?… He was preparing for a dream job.
- Why do all the bad high school seniors carry scissors?… They love to cut class.
- What subject was a common favorite among the snake high school seniors?… Most of them loved hiss-tory.
- How did the magician ace all of his tests in senior year?… He was really good with trick questions.
- How did the high school senior get trapped inside of band class?… He forgot the keys inside the piano.
- What did the buffalo say when he dropped off his son for his last day of college?… Bison.
- Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?… He wished that time would fly.
- What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The princi-pal.
- Why was the high school senior so shocked by the speed by which time flew?… He hadn’t thought it would Zoom by this fast.
- Why was the high school senior who wanted to be an architect so good at planning?… His plans were always concrete.
- What did the mother whale say to her daughter when she graduated from college?… You’ve done so whale, I couldn’t be more proud.
- Why does every student in their last year of high school need to learn sign language?… It comes in handy in real life.
- Why did half of the cats in the senior class get expelled?… They were found to be cheetahs.
- What group does the high school faculty fear the most?… The senior student’s union.
- Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees!
- What do high school seniors play with in their free time?… The dis-play board.
- Why did the high school seniors decide not to make a belt out of watches for senior prank day?… They felt that it was going to be a waist of time.
- What did the vampire say at his high school graduation?… I would like to fang everyone for supporting me.
- What did the frog put himself through college?… He worked as a bellhop.
- When I graduated from high school, I was so poor & couldn’t afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven’t quite got the fetching part down. They say I’m a little rough around the edges.
- What do all the TV seniors wear at their graduation ceremony?… They all carry honor cords around.
- Why did one high school student fail his Braille class?… He found it to be a touchy subject.
- How did the boiled egg become the class valedictorian at his high school graduation?… Everyone found him hard to beat.
- What event were all the CD seniors excited for?.. P-rom. n
- Why does everyone think of all the whiteboard seniors?… They’re pretty remarkable. .
- Why did the cross-eyed high school teacher lose her job?… Her pupils were out of control.
- What did the high school graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here?
- Why was the high school graduate going broke?… Nothing he did made cents.
- What did the high school senior do when he realized he was suffering from kleptomania?… He started taking something for it.
- My wife saw her ex high school boyfriend, drunk in the street. She said he started drinking when she broke up with him after graduation decades ago. I said…. ….Impressive. .. I’ve never seen anyone celebrate that long before.
- What did the high school student who was afraid of negative numbers do when he realized his fear?… He stopped at nothing to avoid them.
- What did the high school senior do in the humorous theatre performance?… He was part of a play on words.
- Why didn’t the senior skeleton attend prom?… He had no-body to dance with.
- Why did one high school senior wear glasses in all of his math classes?… Because it improved di-vision.
- Why did Christopher Columbus say his compasses and scales were intelligent?… Because they were all graduated.
- Which did Columbus say was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
- How did all of King Arthur’s tired men graduate from high school with good grades?… They had a lot of sleepless knights.
- Why did the high school senior not want to attend his prom?… He thought the punch line was going to be too long.
- How did the shovel get a full-ride scholarship to her dream school?… She invented something ground-breaking in college.
- Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?””Why don’t you try coping professor X’s piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?””I did. It turned out to be Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony.”
- How did the senior in high school trip over his fallen books?… He could only blame himshelf.
- When I graduated from high school, I was so poor and couldn’t afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven’t quite got the fetching part down. They say I’m a little rough around the edges. #graduation2025 #graduation
- What is a graduated cylinder supposed to measure?… He’s meant to measure the amount of degrees that are present.
- Why was the high school senior buying lots of detergents?… He wanted to get ready for his college freshers ahead of time.
- How do all the bee high school seniors travel to public school?… They all take a buzz.
- Why did none of the paper seniors end up graduating from high school?… Their essays were tearable.
- What did the graduate say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?… I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.
- What is the one senior event that eliminates home-sickness for seniors in boarding school?… Homecoming.
- What happened when they found out about the kidnapping at the college graduation?… They woke him up.
- I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
- The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- Why was the college graduate so sad when he graduated from college?… He’d never found a bunch of mates he could clique with.
- I’d advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It’s the only outfit you might not outgrow.
- Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
- One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
- Why did the student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why was the headmaster worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school!
- What happened when two seniors were sent to detention for making some horrible puns?… They were pun-ished.
- I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time.
- Why did the student bring a map to graduation?… To navigate their new path!
- What did the cap say to the gown at graduation?… “We make a great pair!”
- Graduation Letters Dear Company President, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite Company 203’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Sincerely, XXXXXXXX
- What do you call a group of graduates singing?… A ‘class’-ical choir!
- Why did the graduate become a gardener?… To keep growing in their field!
- What did the diploma say to the student?… You’re a certified success!
- Why did the math book look sad on graduation day?… Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the student eat his diploma?… He wanted a taste of success!
- How does a graduate stay cool?… By standing next to the fans!
- Why did the student bring a pencil to graduation?… To draw on their success!
- What did the graduate say to their diploma?… “I’m letterly so proud!”
- What did the student say when they finally graduated?… “Finally! Now I can start making cents!”
- Why did the student study on a plane before finals?… To reach new heights in their education!
- What did the graduate use to clean up their act?… A fresh start!
- Why did the student bring string to graduation?… To tie up loose ends!
- Why did the graduate take a nap during the ceremony?… They needed to dream big!
- Why did the graduate wear sunglasses?… Because their future was so bright!
- How do you organize a graduation party?… You plan it!
- Why was the diploma always calm?… Because it had a lot of degree of self-control!
- Why did the graduate go to the beach?… To improve their sands of knowledge!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite type of tree?… A graduation oak!
- How do graduates stay cool?… By hanging out with the class of the crowd!
- Why was the graduate always calm?… They knew how to keep their cool under pressure!
- Why was the graduation cap always invited to parties?… Because it had top class!
- What do you call a graduate who’s always telling jokes?… A comedian with a degree!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite type of music?… Class-ical!
- Why was the headmaster worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school!
- What’s a graduation ceremony’s favorite kind of cereal?… Graduation flakes!
- Why did the graduate bring a pillow to the ceremony?… To get some rest after all that hard work!
- What did the cap say to the gown at graduation?… “You’re looking sharp today!”
- How do you cheer up a stressed graduate?… Just give them some positive vibes!
- What did the graduate use to prepare for the big day?… A study guide!
- What do you call a graduate who loves music?… A note-worthy achiever!
- Why did the graduate avoid math class?… Because it was too calculated!
- How do graduates celebrate their success?… With a degree of excitement!
- Why was the graduation ceremony so organized?… Because it was well planned!
- How did the graduate feel after the ceremony?… Like they were on top of the world!
- What is a graduates favorite type of music?… Classical.
- Why did the graduate take a ladder to their job interview?… To reach the top position!
- What do you call a smart graduate?… A rare find!
- Why did the student put their diploma in the fridge?… To keep their degree cool!
- Why did the student cross the stage?… To get to the other side of graduation!
- Why did the student’s future look so bright?… They had a degree in optimism!
- What did the graduate say to the textbook?… “You’ve been a novel help!”
- Why did the computer get a degree?… It wanted to improve its ‘byte’!
- Why did the student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
- Why did the graduate sit on the clock?… They wanted to be on time for their future!
- How did the student graduate with flying colors?… By putting their heart and soul into it!
- Why was the graduate always so punctual?… Because they knew the value of time management!
- What do you call a group of graduates who love to cook?… A recipe for success!
- What’s the best way to learn about graduation?… Ask someone who’s been through it!
- Why did the student always carry a notebook to graduation?… To jot down all the new ideas!
- What do you call a student who becomes a comedian after graduation?… A graduate of humor!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite subject?… Degrees in everything!
- What do you get when you cross a graduation cap with a dictionary?… A well-defined success!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite type of movie?… A blockbuster hit!
- What did the graduate say when they were given a new phone?… “I’m now connected to success!”
- Why did the graduate start a bakery?… Because they wanted to roll in the dough!
- How do graduates stay warm in winter?… They use a degree in layering!
- Why did the student go to space after graduation?… To find their space in the universe!
- What do you call a graduate who enjoys gardening?… A plant of success!
- Why did the graduate become a detective?… They wanted to uncover the mysteries of life!
- What did the graduate say to the clock?… “I’m on time for success!”
- Why did the computer go to graduation?… It wanted to improve its ‘programming’ skills!
- What did the graduate say to their classmates?…. “We’ve reached the end of our ‘class’-ic journey!”
- What did one graduate say to the other?… “We finally made it; let’s make it count!”
- Why did the musician graduate?…. Because they had perfect ‘pitch’ for success!
- What’s a graduation ceremony’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a lot of notes!
- What do you call a graduate who loves to travel?… A ‘degree’ explorer!
- What do you call a student who graduated at the top of their class?… A myth!
- Why did the graduate carry a magnifying glass?… To focus on their bright future!
- Why did the graduate take a music class?… To get a harmony of knowledge!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite type of exercise?… Degree workouts!
- How do you make a graduate smile?… Just tell them it’s time for vacation!
- What’s the difference between a graduation cap and a hat?… One has class!
- How do graduates prepare for a test?… They use a study guide!
- What did the principal say to the graduating class?… “You’ve graduated from our school, now go and graduate into the real world!”
- Why did the graduate become a comedian?… They wanted to graduate from making people laugh!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite part of a meal?… The degree-er!
- Why did the graduate sleep with a pencil under their pillow?… To get better dreams!
- What do you call a graduation ceremony for ants?… Small-scale success!
- What do you call a graduate who’s good at puzzles?… A solution seeker!
- What do you call a graduate who loves to tell jokes?… A comedian of success!
- Why was the graduation ceremony always so punctual?… Because it was a graduated event!
- What did the diploma say to the student?… “You’ve earned me, congratulations!”
- Why was the graduation cap so good at math?… It was always counting on success!
- Why did the graduate play chess?… To strategize their next move!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite game?… Degree poker!
- What did the teacher say to the graduating student who was also a great cook?… “You’re not just a smart cookie, you’re a graduated one!”
- What do you call a graduate who can’t find a job?.. A ‘degree’ of frustration!
- What’s the most popular dance at graduation parties?… The degree shuffle!
- Why was the graduate so good at sports?… They had a ‘degree’ of athleticism!
- What did the graduate say to the future?… “I’m ready to take you on!”
- What did the cap and gown say to each other? “Let’s get this party started, we’re graduating!”
- Why was the graduate so calm?… Because they knew how to keep their cool under pressure!
- What did the graduate say when they got a new job?… “It’s a perfect fit for my skills!”
- Why did the graduate sit on the top shelf?… To have a higher perspective!
- What do you call a graduate who’s an expert at trivia?… A know-it-all with a diploma!
- What’s a graduate’s favorite type of shoe?… Sneakers, because they’re always on the move!
- What did one banana graduate say to the other? “You’re a-peeling!”
- Why don’t graduates play hide and seek?… Because good luck hiding when everyone knows you’re a ‘grad’!
- What do you call a graduate who starts a gardening business?… A plant-astic entrepreneur!
- Why did the student bring a suitcase to graduation?… They were ready to pack up their dreams!
- What did the graduate say when asked about their future?… “I’m just trying to ‘degree’ my way through life!”
- Why was the graduation ceremony so cold?… Because it was full of graduates who had ‘chill’ skills!
- What do you call a student who’s always late?… A procrastinator.
- Why did the graduate bring a blanket to the ceremony?… They wanted to stay warm while receiving their ‘degree’!
- Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on graduation day?… Looking sharp!
- Why do all the students bring ladders to ninth grade?… They’re in high school now.