May Knock Knock Jokes

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1. May 1st Principal Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best principal jokes.
   • May 1st May Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May Day jokes.
   • May 1st, 2026 Flower Moon Jokes: Kentucky Derby Jokes: It makes sense for the Flower Moon to be on the same weekend as the Kentucky Derby… It is the “Run for the Roses.”
   • May 1st, 2026 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” 
2. May 2nd, 2026: Kentucky Derby Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
4. May 4th: May the 4th Be With You: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
5. May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes 
   • May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth: Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Fifth Jokes jokes.
6. Nurses Week May 6th – 12th 2006: Nursing Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about nurses.
8. May 8th USPS Stamp Out Hunger Day: Mailman Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best mailman jokes. 
9. Spring Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes for Spring.
10. May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
11. May 16th, 2026 Preakness Stakes Jokes: Flower Jokes:
12. May 16th, 2026 Armed Forces Day: Armed Forces Jokes:
13. May 20th, 2026 International Tea Day: Tea Jokes: Nutcracker Jokes: What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy. 
14. May 20th, 2026 World Bee Day: Bee Jokes: What do you call a bee born in May?… May bee.  
15. Bee Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bee knock knock jokes.
16. May 23rd, 2026 World Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best turtle jokes.
17. May 24th, 2026: Indy 500 Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
18. May 28th, 2026: National Hamburger Day: Hamburger Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hamburger jokes.
19. Shrimp Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shrimp jokes.
20. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
21. Summer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
22. Endangered Species Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best endangered species jokes.
24. Lacrosse Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
25. May 31st: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about smiles.
26. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo! 
27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? 
30. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
31. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
32. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
33. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
34. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
35. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
37. Memorial Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Memorial Day jokes.