Kentucky Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky jokes.
  2. Where is Barbie’s boyfriend from?… KEN tucky!
  3. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
  4. Can you name the capital of Kentucky?… “K”
  5. What did Kentucky Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (Kentucky Lakes)
  6. What is the tallest building in Kentucky?… Kentucky Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  7. Where do Kentucky fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Cumberland River. (10 Longest Rivers in Kentucky)
  8. What did Kentucky see?… Same thing Arkansas.
  9. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Kentucky.
  10. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Kentucky library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  11. Why do Kentucky golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
  12. Why do Kentucky golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  13. Why do Kentucky golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  14. Why do Kentucky love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great Kentucky is.
  15. Did you hear the joke about Kentucky Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
  16. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?…Interstate 65.
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of Kentucky?
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of Kentucky?
  19. Why did University of Kentucky disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  20. Why is “The Wave” banned in Kentucky Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
  21. Tourist: “Have you lived in [Kentucky all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
  22. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Kentucky?
  24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from Kentucky?
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from Kentucky?
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from Kentucky?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from Kentucky?
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from Kentucky?
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from Kentucky?
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from Kentucky?
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from Kentucky?
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from Kentucky?
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 Kentucky jokes?
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 Kentucky jokes?
  35. Kentucky Derby Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
  36. The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
  37. What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Triple Crown.
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby?
  39. How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  40. What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  41. My wife & I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Derby!
  42. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  43. Are you watching the #Kentucky #Derby?… Yay or neigh?
  44. What did the #teacher say when the horse walked into her class? Why the long face?
  45. Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
  46. What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred
  47. When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  48. Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy!
  49. Where do horses go when they’re sick?… The horsepital!
  50. What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable.
  51. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet.
  52. What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  53. What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers)
  54. What do Kentucky Derby horses eat?… Fast Food.
  55. Why are most Kentucky Derby horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  56. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  57. What do you call a scary Kentucky erby horse?… A nightmare!
  58. What type of a computer does a Kentucky Derby horse like to eat?… A Macintosh
  59. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday!
  60. Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?… She always said Neigh.
  61. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA!
  62. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  63. What did the waiter say to the horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  64. What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?… Use the Pony Express.
  65. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz.
  66. Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?…In the pasture.
  67. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
  68. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
  69. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares!
  70. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare!
  71. What do you call a horse that lives next door?… A neigh-bor!
  72. What is a young Colts favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Tennis Jokes)
  73. What do you call a noisy horse?… A herd animal.
  74. How do you get a horse drunk?… Drink him under the stable.
  75. What do you ask a sad horse?… “Why the long face?”
  76. What do you call a baby donkey?… A burrito!
  77. A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks?”
  78. What did the mare tell her filly after dinner?… Clear the Stable.
  79. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?… Because it had bad stable manners!
  80. How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?… Pay him under the stable.
  81. What is black and white and eats like a horse?… A zebra.
  82. What do a divorce in Eastern Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?… Somebody’s fixin’ to lose a trailer.
  83. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
  84. How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?… He lays his cards on the stable.
  85. What do you call 144 horses in a box?…Gross!
  86. How do you know when you’re staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
  87. Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?… It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
  88. What’s the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?… I-65.
  89. Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Dean, what’cha got in th’ bag?” “Jus’ some chickens.” “If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?” “Shoot, ya guesses right and I’ll give you both of them.” “OK. Ummmmm . . . five?”
  90. Where was the toothbrush invented?… Kentucky. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
  91. A good Kentucky joke?… How about their football program?

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