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September Knock Knock Jokes / September Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
- Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
- Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?
- Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?
July Knock Knock Jokes/ July Jokes
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings! mer
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks?
- 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks.
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
- Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
August Knock Knock Jokes / August Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
- August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
- August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
- August 4th is National Chocolate Chip Cookie! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category1 hurricane!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe @katieledecky @Simone_Biles
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. #
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
- Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.