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July Knock Knock Jokes/ July Jokes / Top 10 July Knock Knock Jokes

  1. July 1st Canada Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
  2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July knock knock jokes.
  3. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
  4. July 4th: 4th of July Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
  5. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington. 
  6. Jaws Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Jaws shark jokes!
  7. July 15th National Hot Dog Day: Hot Dog Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world.
  8. July 19th, 2026: National Ice Cream Day: Ice Cream Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ice cream jokes.
  9. July 20th, 2026: Shark Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shark jokes!
  10. July 21, 2026 National Junk Food Day: Junk Food Jokes Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best junk food jokes..

August Knock Knock Jokes / August Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August knock knock jokes.
  2. August 2nd is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta have an ice cream sandwich today!
  3. August 3rd is National Watermelon Day! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? It is National Watermelon Day!
  4. August 4th is National Chocolate Chip CookieKnock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe bake me some chocolate chip cookies? It is National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category1 hurricane!
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? Maybe @katieledecky @Simone_Biles
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. 
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go Back to School!
  10. Sturgeon Moon Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… #August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon.

January Knock Knock Jokes

  1. New Year’s Eve Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  2. Snow Jokes: Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  3. January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh!
  4. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  5. Wolf Moon Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me when the next Full Wolf Moon is?
  6. January Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard!
  7. Blizzard Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy a blizzard coming in!
  8. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  9. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  10. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Abbie!… Abbie who?… Abbie New Year!
  12. January 11th: National Milk Day Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best milk jokes.
  13. Friday January 30th, 2026 National Croissant Day: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
  14. Peanut Butter Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best peanut butter jokes.
  15. Blizzard Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  16. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes?
  18. Blizzard Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  20. January Knock Knock Jokes:Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?

September Knock Knock Jokes / September Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best September knock knock jokes.
  2. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Teddy… Teddy who?… Teddy is the 1st day of school!
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
  4. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show?  
  5. Music Jokes: Knock, knock… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Green Day song with September in the title?

October Jokes / October Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Harvest Moon Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
  2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
  3. Halloween Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
  4. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
  5. Pumpkin Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Orange… Orange Who?… Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  6. World Series Knock Knock JokesKnock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Series jokes.
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 1 team that has never appeared in a World Series.
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you name the 5 teams that have never won a World Series.
  9. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
  10. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)

November Jokes / November Knock Knock Jokes

May Knock Knock Jokes

  1. May 1st Principal Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best principal jokes.
  2. Bee Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bee knock knock jokes.
  3. Turtle Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best turtle jokes.
  4. Shrimp Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best shrimp jokes.
  5. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Boo… Boo who?… Don’t cry. It’s Cinco de Mayo! 
  6. Summer Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
  7. Endangered Species Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best endangered species jokes.
  8. Mailman Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best mailman jokes.
  9. Lacrosse Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lacrosse jokes.
  10. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive Cinco De Mayo! 
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cinco De Mayo? 
  12. May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best May the Fourth Be With You jokes.
  13. Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Revenge of the Fifth Jokes jokes.
  14. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Anita… Anita who?… Anita margarita. It is Cinco De Mayo.
  15. Knock knock…. Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cinco De Mayo jokes.
  17. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby Cinco de Mayo!
  18. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Juan… Juan who?… Juan here some amazing Cinco De Mayo knock knock jokes?
  19. May 24th, 2026: Indy 500 Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Indianapolis 500?
  20. June Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  

June Knock Knock Jokes / Top 10 June Knock Knock Jokes

  1. June 1st: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best June knock knock jokes.
  2. Stanley Cup Hockey Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Stanley Cup hockey jokes.
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? 
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day:Cheese Jokes: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss! (Cheese Jokes)
    • Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dinosaur jokes.
  5. Friday June 5th, 2026 National Donut DayKnock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes.  
  6. June 6th, 2026 National Trails DayHiking Jokes:Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 
     hiking
     jokes.
    • June 6th, 2026 Belmont Stakes Jokes:Belmont Stakes Jokes:
      • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret!   
  7. June 8th, 2025: World Ocean Day Ocean Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about oceans. 
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good watermelon knock knock jokes?
  9. Indy 500 Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Indianapolis 500 knock-knock joke?  
  10. Indy 500 Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Indianapolis 500 knock knock jokes?  
  11. World Cup Soccer JokesJune 11th – World Cup Soccer Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the start of the 2026 World Cup?… June 11th, 2026.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the host countries for 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the dates of the 2026 World Cup?… Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
  14. Flag Day JokesKnock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Flag Day jokes.
  15. June 15th National Lobster DayLobster Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best lobster jokes!
  16. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.  
  17. June Knock Knock JokesKnock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
  18. Summer Solstice Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Summer Solstice jokes.
  19. Strawberry Moon JokesJune 29th, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Strawberry Moon jokes.