101 Music Jokes

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best music jokes.
Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
Who is a rapper’s favorite cellist?… YO – YO MA!
Who are the coolest rappers of all-time?… Ice T & Ice Cube.
King Jokes: Did the royal family attend the memorial for Ozzy Osbourne?… Of course! He was the “Prince of Darkness.”
Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when cross you a musician with a gymnast?… Rock N’ Roll.
How does a rapper greet his mother?… YO – YO MA!
Tea Jokes: Which composer likes tea the most?… Chai-kovsky.
I asked a pianist if he could play the “Chickpea Song.” He said, “Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?”
Watermelon Jokes: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp.
Black Friday Jokes: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?… Because he was baroque.
Psychology Jokes: What song is on every psychiatrist’s playlist?… Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
Lawyer Jokes: What do a harmonica and a lawsuit have in common?… Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Prime Day Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: Oz: Tin Man, you get a heart. Tin man: Thanks! Oz: Lion, you get courage. Lion: Thanks. Oz: Scarecrow, a brain. Scarecrow: Thanks! Oz: And Dorothy gets to go home…I think that’s everyone. Toto: What about me? Oz: What do you want? Toto: Hmmm…bless the rains in Africa?
Math Jokes: What is a favorite band of math teachers who are bird lovers?… The Counting Crows.
Navy Jokes: What’s a sailor’s favorite band?… Sub-lime
What 80s band is great to listen to, but bad to join?… The Cult.
What song is on every bartender’s playlist?… Closing Time by Semisonic.
What is a geography teacher’s favorite Bruce Springsteen album?… The River.
What song is on every geography teacher’s playlist?… The River by Bruce Springsteen.
What is Dorothy’s favorite Bon Jovi & Jennifer Nettles song?… Who Says You Can’t Go Home
What Bruce Springsteen song is on every marathon runner’s play list?… Born to Run.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto.
Shark Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
Bastille Day Jokes: So my friend got annoyed that I kept singing Pompeii by Bastille, so they told me to stop… How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is the Tin Man’s favorite album?… The Blizzard of Ozz by Ozzy Osbourne. The Tin Man loves HeavyMetal.
What Irish Rock band might need to add a few pounds?… Thin Lizzy.
UB40… the unofficial band of the Midlife Crisis.
President Jokes: Pink Floyd, The Wall… the unofficial album of President Trump‘s immigration policy.
Marathon Jokes: What band is on every Irish marathon runner’s playlist?… Dexy’s Midnight Runners.
What is a golf club’s favorite type of music?… Swing.
What does a guitarist prefer on his toast?… Jam.
What song do vampires hate?… “House of the Rising Sun.”
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?… Pop music.
What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument?… The guit-arrrr!
What’s a patriot’s favorite type of music?… Revolution-ary tunes!
The pianist convention?… They had several keynote speakers.
Why was the piano laughing?… Because someone was tickling its ivories.
Marathon Jokes: What is a marathon runner’s favorite Eagles song?… The Long Run.
Skiing Jokes: What is a great U2 song for skiing?… Put on Your Boots.
Friday the 13th Jokes: What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
Watermelon Jokes: Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Melon Camp.
Cape Cod Jokes: What band is on every Cape Cod playlist?… Orleans.
Movie Jokes: What Elton John song is dedicated to Rocky Balboa?… I’m still standing.
Watermelon Jokes: What do you call a mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone.
Navy Jokes: What’s a sailor’s least favorite type of music?… Heavy rock.
Teacher Jokes for August: What is on every teacher’s playlist?… School Boy Heart by Jimmy Buffett.
Why did the musician break up with his guitar?… There were too many strings attached.
Ocean Jokes: What would be a great location for the World Oceans Day Concert?… Rhode Island. It is the Ocean State.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is a popular song for Wizard of Oz fans?… “Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World” by Israel Kamakawiwoʻole.
Jokes for the Last Day of School: What is the best end of the year gift for a music teacher?… A broken drum. It can’t be beat.
What happens when you play country music backward?… Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life and you get out of prison.
What song do tornadoes love?… “The Twist.”
Beach Boys Jokes: The Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round.” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What is a rapper’s favorite toy?… YO – YO!
Crayola Music Playlist: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison.
Astronomy Jokes: What Jimmy Buffett song is on every astronomer’s playlist?… Stars on the Water.
What singer would be useful if you needed a ride?… Van Morrison.
What are a pianist and a sports fan both interested in?… The score.
What part of a turkey is musical?… The drumstick.
What happens if you drop a piano on a military base?… You get A-flat major
Massachusetts Jokes: What is a popular Chris Isaak song in Massachusetts?… Wicked Game.
Navy Jokes: Why did the submarine join the Navy band?… It wanted to master the bass.
What does a Guitar World recommend for your nose?… A pick.
What do you call it when a jazz singer spills a drink on his piano?… Ragtime.
What do a good pop song and the measles have in common?… They’re both catchy.
Who is a lumberjack’s favorite musical group?… Molly Hatchet.
What does a guitarist have in common with a pirate?… Both are known for using a hook.
Why did the girl note break up with the boy note?… He was too sharp with her.
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?… “Bach it up.”
Why couldn’t the classical composer concentrate in the saloon?… There was too much Bartók.
What computer will most likely win the Grammy?… A Dell.
What do a guitar player’s fingers and lightning have in common?… They never strike in the same place twice.
What would Bill Gates say to finish off his rap song?.. “Word.”
Why did the guitarist use a fish to play his instrument?… Because it was a bass guitar.
Baseball Jokes: A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”
What do frogs and rabbits have in common?… They both like hip-hop.
Baseball Jokes: Why are singers good at baseball?… Because they have perfect pitch!
Baseball Jokes: “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”
Astronomy Jokes: Who is an astronomer‘s favorite Beatle?… Ringo Starr.
Shark Jokes: What musical artist is on every shark’s playlist?… Seal.
Cemetery Jokes: What is Vivaldi doing now?… De-composing.
What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?… BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.
What’s a guitarist’s favorite name for a woman?… Melody.
What kind of sink does a pianist like best?… Syncopation.
How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?… Two. One to do it and one to sing a song about all the good times he had with the old lightbulb.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep.
What’s the difference between a pop guitarist and a jazz guitarist?… A pop guitarist plays three chords in front of a thousand people. A jazz guitarist plays a thousand chords in front of three people.
What band is on the National Audubon Society playlist?… Yardbirds.
What 80s band is on the National Audubon Society playlist?… A Flock of Seagulls.
What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America.
What do you call a laughing piano?… A Yama-hahaha.
Beach Boys Jokes: What band is the #1 summer band of all time?… The Beach Boys.
Summer Solstice Jokes: I told my friends I was having a solstice party, but they thought I said ‘soulstice’—now we’re all grooving!
Heat Wave Jokes: What is a great song for a Heat Wave?… Here comes the Hot Stepper by Ini Kamoze.
What did the mama guitarist say to the baby guitarist?… “Don’t fret.”
Which one of Santa’s helpers was the best singer?… Elf-is Presley.
SiriusXM radio… is no joke!
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?… All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Ghost Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
Hot Dog Jokes: What is a gymnast’s favorite 1980’s song?… “I’ll Tumble for Ya” by Culture Club.
Biology Jokes: What does a guitarist recommend for your nose?… A pick.
Which automotive challenge is a pianist most familiar with?… A flat.
What’s a guitarist’s favorite dairy product?… String cheese.
Where do pianists go on vacation?… The Florida Keys.
What is the royal family‘s favorite Thompson Twins song?… King for a Day.
What is a geologists favorite Rolling Stones Album?… Hot Rocks.
What is a ghost’s favorite Norm Greenbaum song?… Spirit in the Sky
Doctor Jokes: What is a chiropractor‘s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?… Backstreets.
Social Studies Jokes: What Sam Cooke song is NOT on any social studies teacher’s playlist?… What A Wonderful World (Don’t Know Much About History)
4th of July Jokes: What band to trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
Psychology Jokes: What Prince sone is on every psychiatrist’s playlist… Let’s Go Crazy.
Psychology Jokes: What band is on every psychiatrist’s playlist… Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider.
4th of July Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
What band is great if you have car troubles?… Mike + The Mechanics!
Why doesn’t Garth Brooks enjoy mountain climbing?… Because he has friends in low places.
Indy 500 Jokes: What band is popular at the Indy 500?… Mike + The Mechanics!
Daytona 500 Jokes: What band is popular at the Daytona 500?… Mike + The Mechanics!
Fireworks Jokes: What Phil Collins song is dedicated to fireworks on the 4th of July?… In the Air Tonight.
Skiing Jokes: What is the #1 song for ski instructors?… Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds.
Geometry Jokes: What Ed Sheeran song is on every geometry teacher’s playlist?… The Shape of You.
My girlfriend is kicking me out of the house because I’m obsessed with rap. She told me Tupac my bags and leave.
Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?… He was Haydn.
What’s a pianist’s favorite snack?… A Clef Bar.
What Molly Hatchet song is great to listen to, but not to live by?… Flirting with disaster.
Friday the 13th Jokes: Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical.
How did Tammy Wynette stay cool on hot days?… She would stand by her fan.
Crayola Music Playlist: White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.
Art Jokes: Stick Figure… a great musical group that describes my artistic ability.
Labor Day Jokes: What is a florist’s least favorite band?… Badflower.
What U2 song is on every magician’s playlist?… Disappearing Act.
Crayola Music Playlist: Black is Black by Los Bravos.
Math Jokes: What song by U2 is a favorite of math teachers?… One.
Prom Jokes: What band should you ask to prom?… Yes.
What band should you ask to marry?… Yes.
What song does no one want to hear on Valentine’s Day?… Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar.
What band does no one want to hear on Valentine’s Day?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
What is a runner‘s favorite Paul McCartney and Wings song?… Band on the Run.
Why can’t rappers take vacations?… They always forget Tupac.
Homecoming Jokes: What band should you ask to the homecoming dance?… Yes.
Crayola Music Playlist: White Lines by Grandmaster & Melle Mel.
Crayola Music Playlist: Black Betty by Ram Jam.
Crayola Music Playlist: White Wedding by Billy Idol.
For breakfast… Stick Figure goes “Cuckoo for COCO Puffs”
The Elovaters are a great musical group. One of my favorites, but… they have had their ups and downs.
The Elovaters are a great musical group. They make me bounce up and down… I guess that makes sense.
How did the musician get such a perfect sound underwater?… By tuna-ing his guitar.
Wanna hear a joke about staccato?… Never mind—it’s too short.
Summer Jokes: What Elovaters song should be on every summer playlist?… Endless Summer.
Summer Jokes: What Elovaters song should be on every summer playlist?… Sunburn.
Georgia Jokes: What Elovaters song should be on every Georgia playlist?… Georgia Rain.
Summer Jokes: What is a teacher’s favorite Jimmy Buffett song?… “Summerzcool.”
Cape Cod Jokes: Who is the favorite band of Cape Cod residents?… Orleans.
What U2 to song is popular in Spain?… Spanish eyes.
What Jimmy Buffett song is on every magicians playlist?… Little Miss Magic.
Camping Jokes: What’s a camper’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good “camp” beat!
What is the goal of a musician and a gangster?… A lot of hits.
What is the favorite Temptations song of Keith Richards’ children?… Papa was a Rolling Stone.
Indy 500 Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
Tea Jokes: What kind of tea should you drink when watching the Nutcracker?… Chai-kovsksy.
What’s the American Revolution’s favorite type of music?… Rock and roll—it was all about breaking free!
What is a frog’s favorite Willie Nelson song?… “On the Toad Again.”
What did the guitarist use to electronically raise and lower his blinds?… A power chord.
Tea Jokes: What is a classical music fan’s favorite beverage?… Scarla-tea.
Which one of the Three Stooges was the biggest classical music fan?… Fortissi-Moe.
What’s the difference between a conductor and God?… God doesn’t think he’s a conductor.
What do a guitarist and Paul Bunyon have in common?… They both carry an ax.
What is the favorite Temptations song of Ronnie Wood’s children?… Papa was a Rolling Stone.
What is the favorite Temptations song of Charlie Watts’ children?… Papa was a Rolling Stone.
Crayola Music Playlist: Old Blue Chair by Kenny Chesney.
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Norm Greenbaum (Spirit in the Sky)
Crayola Music Playlist: Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Deep Purple
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Red Rider.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is Dorothy’s favorite Jimmy Buffett Album?… Off to See the Lizard.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: Where does Dorothy from Oz weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
What’s a Revolutionary War soldier’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good “beat!”
Wizard of Oz Jokes: The Tin Man’s favorite type of music?… Heavy metal.
Why aren’t tubas used in country bands?… Because they’re heavy metal.
Which Star Wars character is a country music fan’s favorite?… Garth Vader.
Why did the homeowner complain to his gardener?… Because he had bluegrass.
How does a country musician use “tuba” in a sentence?… “Hey, could you hand me that tuba toothpaste?”
Friday the 13th Jokes: Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
What do you call a rap-battle event between lizards?… A reptile diss function.
What is Albert Einstein’s rapper name?… MC Hammer Squared.
What do you call someone who raps about women’s rights?… Feminem.
What kind of music is best for packaging purple vegetables?… Beatboxing.
What’s a hip-hop artist’s favorite adhesive?… Mixtape.
What is a rapper’s favorite candy?… Eminems.
How did Elvis Presley prefer his chopped salad?… All shook up.
Why can’t Elton John relax on the weekend?… Because Saturday night’s all right for fighting.
Why was God annoyed by Bob Dylan?… He kept knockin’ on heaven’s door.
Why did Linda Ronstadt’s chef improve?… He got tired of her telling him, “You’re no good.”
How can you tell your relationship with Taylor Swift is over?… Your birthday-cake icing spells out “We Are Never Getting Back Together.”
Why did parents not want their daughters to date Bruce Springsteen?… He kept taking them to the tunnel of love.
Why did Prince’s parents send him to the optometrist?… He kept seeing purple rain.
Why did Neil Diamond argue with his wife on their wedding day?… Because she hated that he was forever in blue jeans.
What did Barbra Streisand say to the King of England?… “Please don’t reign on my parade.”
Earth Day Jokes: Rare Earth… A great band for Earth Day.
Grammar Jokes: Don’t answer Me by the Alan Parsons Project… The official song of the rhetorical question.
Arizona Jokes: Have you heard about Sting’s new business?… He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.
Doctor Jokes: What band is on the top of every cardiologist’s playlist?… Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin.
4th of July Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
What band is on the top of every geologists playlist?… Sly and the Family Stone.
What band is on every baseball player’s playlist… The outfield.
What band is on every baseball manager’s playlist… The outfield.
What band is on every baseball fan’s playlist… The outfield.
What is a pilot’s favorite Tom Petty song?… Learning to Fly.
What Tom Petty song is on Every cardiologist playlist?… Change of Heart
Change of Heart by Tom Petty… The official song of heart transplants.
What band is on the top of every cardiologist’s playlist?… Heart.
You’re So Bad by Tom Petty… the official song of school detentions.
Do you think the 1980s band Kajagoogoo inspired the Goo Goo Dolls?
What is a Indy 500 driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
What is a ghost’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?… Spirit in the night.
What is a jeweler‘s favorite Paul Simon song?… Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes.
What is a pilot’s favorite Foo Fighters’ song?… Learn to Fly.
What is the florist’s favorite Tom Petty song?… Wildflowers.
What Tom Petty song is on every beekeepers playlist… I’m a king bee.
What song is on every magician’s playlist?… Magic Man by Heart.
You’re So Bad by Tom Petty… the official song of school suspensions.
What song is on every cardiologist’s playlist?… Straight From The Heart by Bryan Adams.
You’re So Bad by Tom Petty… the official song of behavior timeouts.
What Ramones song makes pet lovers a little sad?… Pet Semetery.
What is a cosmetologist’s favorite Tom Petty song?… Face in the crowd.
What is a NASCAR driver‘s least favorite U2 song?… Out of control.
What band do exterminators hate?… Ratt.
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Band on the Run by Paul McCartney and Wings… the official song of the musicians running club.
Guess who sings share the land. Guess who sings American woman?
Strawberry Moon Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session.
Strawberry Moon Jokes: What song is on the Strawberry Moon playlist?… Strawberry Swing by Coldplay!
Jaws Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?… Reefer!
What is a shark’s favorite song?… No-fin compares to you by Sinead O’Connor.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead shark.
How was Jaws able to sneak up on people while they were swimming?… Wouldn’t they hear the tuba?
Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?… He’s in a whole lot of treble.
Who is the official musician for the Last Day of School?… Alice Cooper singer of the anthem for the last day of school “School’s Out” by (Official Video)
What is the official anthem for the Last Day of School?… “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper (Official Video)
Can you guess the official song of the Last Day of School by Alice Cooper?… “School’s Out” by (Official Video)
National Egg Day: What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It.
Who is Jeff Probst’s favorite music group?… Survivor, obviously.
What singer also makes a great meal?… Meatloaf.
What musical group would you want to bring on a wilderness adventure?… Survivor.
What’s a hiker’s favorite type of music?… Rock and roll!
What band is dead on?… Zombies.
What is peanut butter’s favorite Tom Petty song?… Jamming me.
What band is also a great dessert?… Vanilla Fudge. (Top Song You Keep Me Hanging On)
What is a psychiatrist favorite Van Morrison song? Crazy love. Mountain the official band of hiking
Mountain the official band of national trails day.
What band soars to incredible heights?… The Eagles
What band brings a party down?… Bad Company.
What band would be a horrible place to work?… Bad Company.
What band has it ups and downs?… The elovators
What band is also great at maintaining order? The Police.
What band would you like to have up your sleeve?… Ace (Top song: How Long)
Jimmy Cliff is known for playing different sets every night he likes to leave his audience hanging.
What U2 song is on every cardiologist playlist?… And cat dub/into the heart.
What U2 song is on every cardiologist playlist?… Two Hearts Beat As One
June 1st National Trails Day: I just made a pre-game playlist for basketball. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
Jokes for the Last Day of School: What is a popular song by Europe during the final weeks and days of the school year?… The Final Countdown.
What is the most popular Chicago song around Daylights Savings Time?… Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Pope Jokes: Is Pope Leo XIV from Chicago the city or the band?
Bee Jokes: What is a bee’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
Summer Jokes: What is the #1 requested Willie Nelson song in the summer?… Blue Skies.
Hey Sting and Everlast, does the King of Pain live in the House of Pain?
What Welch 80s band is best to wake up to in the morning?… The Alarm.
Summer Jokes: What song from the Alarm is on every meteorologist summer playlist?… Rain in the summertime.
Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite U2 song?… Wild Honey.
Who is a professional wrestler’s favorite rap group?… Tag Team Whomp There it is!
What is the #1 requested Willie James Taylor song in the summer?… Here comes the sun.
Lord of the Rings Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles!
If you don’t love Irish music, U2, The Wolftones, or the Pogues… póg mo thóin!
What band has unwavering confidence in their music abilities and each other?… No doubt!
I love Irish music… U2?
Crayola Music Playlist: Yellow by Coldplay.
Is it true?… Coldplay’s is listened to more often during the winter months.
What musical artist is on the Audubon Society’s playlist?… Sheryl Crow.
College Jokes: What singer would have been a great college administrator?… Dean Martin.
Strawberry Moon Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
What Michael Jackson song do geologists love?… Rock with me.
Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
Navy Jokes: What’s a sailor’s least favorite type of music?… Heavy rock.
What do you get when you cross a musician with a gymnast?… Rock N’ Roll.
Pink Moon Jokes: Did you hear about the Pink Moon Concert?… Pink and Pink Floyd are the headliners. They will each be doing a cover of John Mellencamp’s Pink Houses.
Pink Moon Jokes:Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
Strawberry Moon Jokes: What song is on the Strawberry Moon playlist?… Strawberry Swing by Coldplay!
Crayola Music Playlist: What Rolling Stones song is on the Crayola playlist?… Paint It Black.
Full Moon Jokes: What Jack Johnson song is great for the full moon?… Is one moon enough?
Crayola Music Playlist: What Rolling Stones song is on the Crayola playlist?… Back in black
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Strawberry Moon Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session.
What Irish rap group would struggle as an AirBNB?… House of Pain.
May 5th is Cinco De Mayo: Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
Poison… a dangerously good 80s rock band.
Hurricane Jokes: What is the #1 #Clash song during a hurricane?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Hurricane Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
Hurricane Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
Pope Jokes: Who is Pope Leo XIV’s favorite band?… Chicago.
Hurricane Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Hurricane Jokes: What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
Hurricane Jokes: This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
Hurricane Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
Hurricane Jokes: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
Hurricane Jokes: What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”
Hurricane Jokes: What is on a storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
Who is the #1 band for the Flower Moon?… Guns and Roses.
Who is a jeweler’s favorite musician?… Neil Diamond.
Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with your mother?… Yo Yo – Ma.
Cape Cod Jokes: Who is the favorite band of Cape Cod residents?… Orleans.
Cape Cod Jokes: Guess who the headline band is for the Cape Cod concert this summer?… Orleans.
What band goes great with coffee?… Cream.
What band goes great with peaches?… Cream.
Pope Jokes: What do you call a Pope who loves music? A soul-ful leader!
July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (Music Jokes)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
What King Harvest song is popular during a full moon?… Dancing in the Moonlight.
Did you know that on the way to the Moon the Apollo 11 crew heard rock music coming from outside?… Mission Control confirmed they were passing through the Van Halen belts.
What is the unofficial song of the full moon?… The Whole of the Moon by The Waterboys!
Boston Jokes: Do you know what would be a great theme song for One Boston Day?… ONE by U2. Boston loves U2 and U2 loves Boston.
What do you call a graduate who loves music?… A note-worthy achiever!
Cinco De Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout!
Boston Marathon Jokes: What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbrea kHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
2025 March Madness: Did you know Pitbull, Mr. WorldWide, is playing at March Madness 2025. What a great performer. He is not too good at basketball though…. He travels too much!
April 2nd National Walking Day: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor.
A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles.
What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On.
A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith.
What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr.
What is a graduates favorite type of music?… Classical.
We love @rockyoriordan! What is a great #U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots. #NationalWalkingDay #music #walking
We love @STPBand! What is a #truck driver’s favorite #song?… Interstate #Love Song by #StoneTemplePilots. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music #STP #trucks
We love @iHeartRadio! What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s #Earth Band. #SolarEclipse #SolarEclipse2024 #GreatAmericanEclipse #music #EarthDay
We love @grlldcheesetruk! What kind of #music does a grilled #Swiss #cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #grilledcheese #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay
Masters Tournament Jokes: Is German Masters golfer Stephan Jaeger a fan of Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones?
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Masters Tournament Jokes: Masters golfer Tommy Fleetwood, do you know if he is a big fan of Fleetwood Mac?
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Masters Tournament Jokes: Is Masters golfer Russell Henley a fan of Don Henley of the Eagles?
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We love @RatedRnB @BerkleeCollege! Which genre of #music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #grilledcheese #R&B #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
We love @BerkleeCollege! Where do #musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #TheMasters #golf #golfing #Masters #music
We love @Rap @HipHopDX @vanillaice! What’s a #grillcheesesandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NationalGrilledCheeseDay #Music #cheese #grillcheese #rap
We love @WeVillagePeople! What is a #cheese lover’s favorite #VillagePeople song?… #Nacho Man. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #music #grilledcheese #GrilledCheeseSandwichDay #NationalGrilledCheeseDay
We love @Skynyrd! What famous #SouthernRock anthem is the same as the #Boston #Celtics offense during the 1980s… #FreeBird. https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #BleedGreen #LarryBird
Why did the #music #teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #highschool #prom2024 #prom #teaching #education
We love @rockhall @beatlesstory @HardRock @AbbeyRoad @thebeatles Which #Beatles song did the noisy #gymnast like?… Twist & Shout! https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #gymnastics
We love @BAA @tompetty @StevieNicks! What #music is blaring at the most difficult part of the #BostonMarathon?… #TomPetty and the Heartbreakers at #HeartbreakHill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.” https://bit.ly/3mGKfxR #BostonStrong
Why was the #music #teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key! https://bit.ly/2IxWARw #highschool #prom2024 #prom
We love @Colgate @menswearhouse! What did the #band member use before going to the #prom?… A #tuba #toothpaste! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music#highschool #prom2024
We love @Kleenex @MusicTeacherMag! How does a #middleschool student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #music
We love @Pink! Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the #PinkMoon?… Pink! https://www.mytowntutors.com/full-moon-jokes-for-kids/ #FullMoon
#April 22nd is #EarthDay! RT if you agree @GreenDay! Who should headline the #EarthDay2024 Concert?… #GreenDay! #music
What is #Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of #music?… Hip-hop! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #moms #dads #hiphop #music #Easter2024
Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
#April 25th is #WorldPenguinDay! We love @Seal! We love Who is a #penguin’s favorite #pop #music star?… #Seal! https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #penguins
We love @hotelsdotcom @VisitGraceland @tripadvisor @CityOfBoston! What is the #1 #hotel for #runners of the #BostonMarathon?… Heartbreak Hotel. https://bit.ly/3uBgK4o #BostonStrong #HeartbreakHill #Elvis #travel #Graceland
Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day and Earth, Wind & Fire.
Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?… They tried to carry-on my wayward son. (Music Jokes)
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite Elton John song?… Border song.
What is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite Bob Marley song?… Three Little Birds.
What musical group is adored by the National Audubon Society?… The Partridge family.
What is PETA’s favorite U2 song?… Wild horses.
Book Jokes: What is a librarian’s favorite Simon & Garfunkel songs?… The Sound of Silence.
Crayola Music Playlist: Tangled Up In Blue by Bob Dylan.
What singer do vegetarians hate?… Meatloaf.
Beach Boys Jokes: What is the #1 album for animal lovers?… Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys!
Best bedtime song?… Sleepyhead by the Pillows.
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Who would be a great band for the Cinco De Mayo Concert?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf… the unofficial song Disney’s Aladdin ride.
Jaws Jokes: What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?… That low key gave me chills.
What’s the difference between a piano and a tuna?… You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
What happened when C, E-flat and G walked into the bar?… The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
Why was the musician fired?… The conductor found him too high-flute-in.
Why was music coming from the printer?… The paper was jamming.
Beach Boys Jokes: What is the snack the Beach Boys bring to the beach?… Salt Water Taffy.
What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!”
What is a geometry teacher’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?… Prove It All Night.
Who loves singing the patriotic song that starts with, “Oh say, can you see?”… An optometrist.
Heat Wave Jokes: What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting.
Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite Bon Jovi song?… Livin’ on a Prayer.
Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, favorite Elton John Song?… Goodbye Yellow Brick Road!
What type of songs does the new band Duvet play?… Covers.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music?… Guac ‘n’ roll.
What do you get when you play New Age music backward?… New Age music.
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?… To get away from the noise.
Would be would be great band for a Wolf Moon concert?… Steppenwolf.
Heat Wave Playlist: Hot In Herre by Nelly.
Softball Jokes: Why did the chorus hire the softball player?… Because she had perfect pitch.
Beach Boys Jokes: Knock Knock…. Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?…. Canoe name the greatest summer band in the history of music? (The Beach Boys)
Who is Dracula’s favorite band?… The Youngbloods (Get Together)
Ocean Jokes: Who would be a great artist for a World Ocean Day concert?… Billy Ocean.
Summer Jokes: What is the most requested summer Electric Light Orchestra song?… Mr. Blue Sky.
Pope Jokes: What is the Pope’s favorite Beach Boys song?… God Only Knows.
Baseball Jokes: What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball!
Crayola Music Playlist: Black Betty by Ram Jam.
Crayola Music Playlist: Bluer Than Blue Song by Michael Johnson (1978)
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Pink Floyd
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Barry White
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Cream.
What band is very chill and has a name that is a great model for life?… Simplified.
What is the royal family‘s favorite Billy Ocean song… Caribbean Queen?
Arizona Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
Crayola Music Playlist: Red Red Wine by UB40.
Why did the drummer complain about his salad?… It didn’t have any beats.
What’s a cowboy’s favorite place to listen to music?… The O.K. Chorale.
What is the most musical part of a snake?… The scales.
What is a math teacher’s favorite Bruce Springsteen song?… She’s the one black.
Crayola Music Playlist: White room
Crayola Music Playlist: White Wedding by Billy Idol.
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Deep Purple.
Why did the chorus hire the baseball player?… Because he had perfect pitch.
Softball Jokes: What Sam Cooke song is dedicated to a 3rd base softball coach?… You Send Me.
Crayola Music Hall of Fame: Green Day
The unofficial Song of the Summer Solstice…‘You light up my life!’ by Debbie Boone
Summer Solstice Jokes: What’s a Summer Solstice’s favorite type of music?… Anything with bright, sunny vibes!
Arizona Jokes: What’s an Arizona cloud’s favorite song?… “Here Comes the Sun.”
What’s a sun’s favorite type of music?… Solar-powered rock!
Doctor Jokes: What is every cardiologist playlist?… Listen to Your Heart by Roxette.
Baseball Jokes: What Sam Cooke song is dedicated to a 3rd base baseball coach?… You Send Me.
Summer Solstice Jokes: What did one solstice say to the other?… ‘You light up my life!’
Summer Solstice Jokes: What do you call a sun that can sing?… A hot vocalist!
Summer Solstice Jokes: Why do summer solstice parties always end on a high note?… Because everyone’s in a light-hearted mood!
Daytona 500 Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
What is one of the saddest songs by Ziggy Marley?… Cry, Cry, Cry.
What is one of the saddest songs by Johnny Cash?… Cry, Cry, Cry.
What is one of the saddest songs by Coldplay?… Cry, Cry, Cry.
Friday the 13th Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business.”
Friday the 13th Jokes: If Friday the 13th had a theme song, it’d be just a long, creepy violin screech followed by nervous laughter.
Friday the 13th Jokes: Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical.
Jaws Jokes: Who is the favorite musical group of the Jaws shark?… Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th.
Which legendary creature keeps musical time best?… A metro-gnome.

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