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- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings.
- Teacher: “More than 250 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
- Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- Mailman Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
- World Cup Soccer Jokes: With America’s 250th Anniversary, was there any doubt the US Soccer team would still be playing after the 4th of July?
- Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere… an absolute night mare for the British!
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
- Army Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree.
- Ghost Jokes: What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76!
- Pennsylvania Jokes: The Philadelphia 76ers, The New England Revolution, The New England Patriots… The official sports teams of the American Revolution.
- Geography Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite site on the Freedom Trail?… The Old NORTH Church.
- Tea Jokes: The Boston Tea Party was on December 16, 1773. It must have been cold… Was that the 1st time there was Iced Tea?
- Boston Celtics Jokes: 2026 is the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence… Obviously the Boston Celtics would be playing the Philadelphia 76ers.
- Music Jokes: If the Founding Father’s were alive today, what Beatles song would be #1 on their playlist?… Revolution.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… Yeah, it cracked me up!
- This is the 250th anniversary of America… obviously the New England Patriots were going to win the AFC Championship.
- Tea Jokes: British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea.
- Tea Jokes: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts.
- 4th of July Quiz: Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from July 3rd to the July 5th.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Sam Adams….. should be the official beer of America 250.
- What do you call a militia man who is always late?… “Gimme a” Minute Man.
- What do you call a patriot who’s always on time?… A minute man.
- What do you call a patriot who’s always procrastinating ?… A last minute man.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: 2024 NBA Finals: June 17th, 2024: Boston Three Party. December 16, 1773: Boston Tea Party.
- Music Jokes: What musical group would be a good compromise between the Royal family and the Patriots?… Prince and the Revolution.
- Flag Day Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name how many stars are in the original United States flag? (13)
- Illinois Jokes: Today’s performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again… Brrr killed Hamilton.
- Doctor Jokes: Why did John Adams go to the doctor?… He had a bad case of independence-itis.
- Art Jokes: What do you call an AWESOME American Revolution drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy!
- Flag Day Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the person who designed the 1st American Flag! (Betsy Ross)
- Tea Jokes: What do you call a Boston Tea Party joke?… A brew-ha-ha!
- Flag Day Jokes: Which flag is the most highly rated?… The American flag. It has 50 stars!
- Music Jokes: Free… a great band to headline America’s 250th celebration.
- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best American Revolution jokes.
- Music Jokes: Who is a great musical performer and band to celebrate America’s 250th birthday?… Prince and the Revolution.
- Music Jokes: What Doobie Brothers song would be great for an American revolution celebration of local militias?… Minute by Minute.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
- Geography Jokes: What is a geography teacher’s favorite spot in Concord, Massachusetts and site of a famous battle during the Revolutionary War?… The Old NORTH Bridge.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Sam Adams….. should be the official beer of Patriots Day.
- Patriots’ Day Jokes: Paul Revere and his late night ride with his horse… A night mare for King George III and the British
- Dog Jokes: How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party.
- Army Jokes: Where did General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies!
- Boston Celtics Jokes: 2024 NBA Finals: What would the Sons of Liberty say after the Celtics won the 2004 NBA Championship?… “Huzzah Mazulla!”
- What did Samuel Adams say to his beer?… You’re the ‘ale’-iance we need.
- Army Jokes: Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette.
- Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.
- What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion!
- Tea Jokes: Why was the Boston Tea Party so popular?… Because it was steeped in history!
- Tea Jokes: Why did the British soldiers go to therapy?… They couldn’t handle the constant “tea”-sing from the American patriots!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the 1st person to sign the Declaration of Independence!… (John Hancock)
- 4th of July Jokes: The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m four.”
- What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?… Monti jello.
- What is the weight of freedom?… A washing-ton.
- Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?… On the bottom!
- Cat Jokes: What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere
- Why did the colonists love gardening?… They were always planting seeds of rebellion!
- Ocean Jokes: Why did the British cross the Atlantic in the 1770s?… To get to the other tide!
- Patriots Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that celebrates the Battle of Lexington & Concord?
- Massachusetts Jokes: The history teacher in Massachusetts said his lessons were Revolutionary!
- Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.
- Tea Jokes: What’s the most patriotic drink?… Liber-tea, of course.
- What did Benjamin Franklin say when he invented bifocals?… Now I can see both sides of the argument!
- American Revolution Jokes: Super Bowl LII I’m relieved the Patriots lost… No patriot I know would ever beat an eagle.
- World Geography Jokes: A German walks into a bar after the World Cup. As he is ordering a beer, he notices an American sitting at the edge of the bar. After a tense pause, he says, “Hey American! How many World Cups have you won?” The American calmly replies “Hey German. How many World Wars have you won?”
- Army Jokes: Why was George Washington such a good general?… He never lost his head in battle—literally or figuratively!
- Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth be with!
- 4th of July Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ray… Ray who?… Raymember the founding father’s on Independence Day!
- Fireworks Jokes: Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire works.
- Tea Jokes: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party.
- How did Benjamin Franklin feel about electricity?… Shocked, but positively charged!
- Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the colonists throw into Boston Harbor?… Liberty tea!
- Dog Jokes: Which Founding Father is a dog’s favorite?… Bone Franklin.
- Tea Jokes: Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T.
- Pencil Jokes: Why did the patriots always carry a pencil?… They wanted to draw their own conclusions!
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Why was the American Revolution like a basketball game?… Because the Americans were always “shooting” for independence!
- Massachusetts Jokes: The New England Patriots… The official NFL team of the American Revolution.
- 4th of July Jokes: It’s July 4th… Happy Ind -pun- dance Day!
- Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!”
- Patriots Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the Massachusetts holiday that coincides with the Boston Marathon? (Patriots Day)
- Christmas Jokes: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.
- Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler.
- What sport is played on Independence Day?… American Flag Football.
- 4th of July Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
- Ocean Jokes: Why did the colonists go to the ocean?… To sea freedom.
- 4th of July Jokes: Do you love Inde – pun – dance day puns?
- Pennsylvania Jokes: I tried to make a joke about the Liberty Bell… but it cracked up.
- Tea Jokes: What did one colonist say to the other during the Boston Tea Party?… “This is steep!”
- What are the most patriotic flowers?… Yankee Doodle Dandylions.
- Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton fight in the American Revolution?… Because he didn’t have the guts!
- Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”
- Super Bowl Jokes The Chiefs’ defense isn’t doing well against the Patriots’ offense… Reminds me of colonial times.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians!
- “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” Stephen Colbert
- Constitution Jokes: How is a person who never gets sick like the United States of America?… They both have great constitutions.
- Constitution Jokes: When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a duck-leration of independence.
- Tea Jokes: The Boston Tea Party was a real brew-ha-ha!
- Massachusetts Jokes: How do you describe a Massachusetts historian?… Someone who always “Mass-ters” the subject!
- Tea Jokes: Why did the colonists throw tea in the harbor?… Because it was brew-tal taxation!
- Fireworks Jokes: What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers.
- Music Jokes: What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!”
- Why did Benjamin Franklin feel shocked when he discovered electricity?… He had a real “current” event!
- What was the most popular dance move in the colonies in 1776?… The Indepen-dance!
- Tea Jokes: Why was tea so important to the American Revolution?… Because it brewed up some serious change!
- What do you call a person who can’t get enough of American Revolution history?… A Revoluti-nut!
- How did the colonists react when they heard about the Stamp Act?… They licked it off and sent it back to England!
- Vermont Jokes: Why did the American colonists go to the Vermont mountains?… To have a peak performance.
- Massachusetts Jokes: The New England Revolution:.. The official MLS Soccer team of the American Revolution.
- Grandparent Jokes: My great, great, great grandfather was a soldier and a patriot and in order to treat his wounds and scars he used revo-lotion.
- Tea Jokes: What did King George think of the Boston Tea Party?… He thought it was just a “tea-rrible” idea!
- What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
- How did Benjamin Franklin feel about discovering electricity?… Shocked, of course!
- Army Jokes: Why did the American soldiers bring their own snacks to battle during the American Revolution?… Because they didn’t want to go “continental” breakfast!
- World’s Best Basketball Jokes: The Philadelphia 76ers… The official NBA basketball team of the American Revolution.
- Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Top Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- King Jokes: Why did the Sons of Liberty hate playing cards during the American Revolution?… Because every time they saw a King or a Queen, it reminded them of taxation without representation.
- What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?… Mt. Vermin!
- Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?”
- Flag Day Jokes: Why did the American flag break up with the British flag?… It felt like they were just going in circles.
- Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?… Because he couldn’t lie!
- How did the Founding Fathers stay cool?… They always kept their ideas in the shade of liberty!
- Flag Day Jokes: What did the flag say to the pole?… “You’re a real stand-up guy!”
- What was all the rage at the Colonists’ Cotillion of 1776?… Doing the Indepen-dance.
- What did the Patriots say to the British?… “You’re taxing our patience!”
- Constitution Jokes: What did the Constitution say to the Bill of Rights?… “You complete me!”
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?… At the bottom!
- What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill!
- Flag Day Jokes: What did one flag say to another during the Revolution?… “Let’s wave goodbye to tyranny!”
- “It is assuredly better to go laughing than crying thro’ the rough journey of life.” George Washington
- Pennsylvania Jokes: What did the Liberty Bell say to the British?… You can’t bell-ieve we’re free.
- “As I have heard since my arrival at this place, a circumstantial account of my death and dying speech, I take this early opportunity of contradicting the first, and of assuring you, that I have not as yet composed the latter.” George Washington
- Pennsylvania Jokes: A little boy just couldn’t learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn’t know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn’t come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to her office. “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,” she complained. “Come here, son, and sit down,” the dad said to the boy. “Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!” (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Massachusetts Jokes: Why was the Minuteman always calm under pressure?… He knew how to take things one “minute” at a time!
- Fireworks Jokes: Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
- Barber Jokes: Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon?… It needed to trim its bangs.
- Tea Jokes: What did they serve at the Boston Tea Party after all that throwing?… A refreshing cup of freedom!
- Dad Jokes: What treat do dads like on the 4th of July?… POPsicles.
- What’s the official snack of the Declaration of Independence?… Poppycorn.
- Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders?… To hold up his pants.
- Music Jokes: Free… a band that should be on every 250th America playlist.
- 4th of July Jokes: Free… a band that should be on every 4th of July playlist.
- Tea Jokes: What did the British soldiers say when they lost the war?… “This is just tea-rrible!”
- What was all the rage at the Colonists’ Cotillion of 1776?… Doing the Indepen-dance.
- What quacks, has a bill and shouldn’t be trusted?… Beneduck Arnold.
- Tea Jokes: How did the British respond to the American Revolution?… With tea-rritory loss!
- Why did the American colonists always bring a ladder to the revolution?… Because they wanted to rise to the occasion!
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Which American colonists told the most riddles?… Puns-ylvanians.
- Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream!
- Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
- Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas.
- California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
- Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
- Connecticut Jokes:
- Delaware Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
- Georgia Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
- Hawaii Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Volcano Jokes)
- Idaho Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- Indiana Jokes:
- Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- Iowa Jokes: Election Jokes: Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49% vs 50% loss in Iowa?… I thought he didn’t care about the 1%?
- Kansas Jokes: If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa.
- Kentucky Jokes:
- Louisiana Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.
- Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job.
- Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
- Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes & Top Massachusetts Jokes)
- Michigan Jokes: What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
- Minnesota Jokes: Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)
- Mississippi Jokes:
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- Montana Jokes: Canada Jokes: In Montana they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
- Nebraska Jokes: March Madness Basketball Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how close Tyler Tanner’s last second desperation shot was?… Everything but the bottom of the net.
- Nevada Jokes: Preakness Stakes Jokes: What is a racehorse’s favorite state?… Neigh-vada!
- New Hampshire Jokes: Gunstock… the unofficial ski resort of the NRA.
- New Jersey Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- New Mexico Jokes: Most popular dog breed in New Mexico?… The Meth Lab.
- New York Jokes: What New York horse race do butchers love?… The Belmont “Stakes!”
- North Carolina Jokes: The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.”
- North Dakota Jokes: Canada Jokes: In North Dakota they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
- Ohio Jokes: College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the teams in the College Football Red River Rivalry?
What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. - Oklahoma Jokes: College Football Jokes: December 19th, 2025. #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24. I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
- Oregon Jokes: Pi Day Jokes: What were the first mathematicians on the Oregon Trail called?… Pi-oneers.
- Pennsylvania Jokes: Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted.
- Rhode Island Jokes: Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
- South Carolina Jokes: What James Taylor song is on every Carolina playlist?… Carolina on my mind.
- South Dakota Jokes: Presidents’ Day Jokes: What should you do if Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson and Roosevelt all get poison ivy?… Rename it Mount Rashmore.
- Tennessee Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bones?
- Texas Jokes: Election Jokes: Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.
- Utah Jokes: College Basketball Jokes: Brigham Young University, with the signing of AJ Dybantsa, went for BY WHO to BY YOU better believe we are in this to win this.
- Vermont Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NESCAC football rivals that play in the “Old Rocking Chair Classic?”
- Virginia Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- Washington Jokes: Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Fransisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
- West Virginia Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Bell?
- Wisconsin Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
- Wyoming Jokes: Constitution Jokes: Why did Wyoming grant women the right to vote nearly a century before the 19th Amendment?… It wasn’t hard to convince the 5 people who lived in Wyoming.
- Basketball Jokes for July: What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom.