- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Heartland Trophy?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Paul Bunyan’s Axe?
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete for the Freedom Trophy?
- Reindeer Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks.
- Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have?… Lead poisoning.
