New Mexico Jokes

New Mexico Jokes:

1. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners.
2. Most popular dog breed in New Mexico?… The Meth Lab. 
3. Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging.. These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle. 
4. Motto Land of Enchanment
5. New Mexico… crushed rocks and a lawn as the same thing. 
6. You are from New Mexico… if you can properly pronounce the following words: Tesuque, Cerrillos, Acoma, Buena, Ocotillo, Cochiti, Pojoaque, Socorro and Isleta. 
7. New Mexico… Where you price shop for tortillas. 
8. New Mexico… Where you’re disappointed by sunsets when traveling elsewhere. 
9. New Mexico… Where you secretly get a kick out of watching tourists be asked, “red, green or Christmas?” 
10. New Mexico… Where scorpions, tarantulas and centipedes in your house don’t freak you out.
11. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle of I-10?
12. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Rio Grande Rivalry?