101 July Jokes

by | Jul 2, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Mon, Jun 1, 2026 – Mon, Nov 30, 2026 101 Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! 
  2. July 2nd: 101 July Jokes How many seconds are there in one year?… 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd. 
  3. 101 Heat Wave Jokes:
  4. July 4th: American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! 
  5. July 5th: National Bikini Day Jokes: How do men exercise on the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini!
  6. Amazon Prime Day Jokes: Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11.
  7. July 13th, 1985: 101 Music Jokes: What 1985 concert do all ghosts HATE?… Live Aid.
    • July 13, 2029 Friday the 13th Jokes For July: What’s is NOT Jason Voorhees’ favorite dessert?… I-Scream! We were CORRECTED @JasonLVoorhees “Actually it’s #Twizzlers, you can just stuff ‘em right in my mask holes, but yeah, you weren’t asking.”
  8. July 14th 101 Bastille Day Jokes I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
  9. Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
  10. July 16th National Hot Dog Day: 101 Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  12. Canada Day Jokes: There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st.
  13. July 20th – July 26th Shark Week Discovery Channel: 101 Shark Jokes I would like to see a Great White Shark before I die… Just not right before I die. 
  14. July 22nd Music Jokes: Psychology Jokes: What song is on every psychiatrist’s playlist?… Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. RIP July 22, 2025
  15. Shark Jokes: Why are some sharks hard to trust?… They tell Great White lies. 
  16. Shark Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round.
  17. Shark Jokes: How can you tell if two sharks are friends?… They act chummy with one another. 
  18. July 26th, 1775: American Revolution Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
  19. July 29th, 2025: 101 Buck Moon Jokes: What Jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
    • 101 Full Moon Jokes: What kind of underwear should you wear during a full moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
  20. 101 Jaws Jokes: #1 Amity Island AirBNB: Summer rental, 3 rooms, outdoor shower, ocean view WITH A POOL!
  21. Shark Jokes: What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships!
  22. Pirate Jokes: What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! 
  23. Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. 
  24. What comes at the end of July?… Y.
  25. World’s Shortest July Poem: Goodbye July!
  26. Can someone please tell where July went?
  27. Why don’t firefighters get the Fourth of July off?… Because fire works.
  28. Summer Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! 
  29. Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! 
  30. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  31. Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions! 
  32. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” 
  33. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  34. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. 
  35. July 14th Bastille Day:
  36. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  37. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. 
  38. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  39. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. 
  40. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! 
  42. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell. 
  43. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  44. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! 
  45. Bee Jokes: How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz. 
  46. Civil War Jokes: Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. 
  48. Who has to work on the 4th of July?… Fire. Fire works.
  49. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! 
  50. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue. 
  51. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter!
  52. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! 
  53. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. 
  54. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! 
  55. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. 
  56. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. 
  57. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet. 
  58. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. 
  59. Swimming Jokes: What race is never run?… A swimming race. 
  60. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved. 
  61. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! 
  62. July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
    July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
    July 16th: National Ice Cream Day: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream
    July 19th: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
    July 21st: National Junk Food Day: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa (Animal Jokes for Kids)