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Alabama Jokes / Top 10 Alabama Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alabama
- Teacher Jokes for August: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
- Mississippi Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
- Barber Jokes: What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves A and Bama “A”… The Bama “A”has a mullet.
- What is the most expensive college band in America?…. The Million Dollar Band of the University of Alabama.
- Chemistry Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama.
- How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
- Hunting Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters?… Bear Bryant.
- College Football Jokes: December 19th, 2025. #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24. I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley
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Alaska Jokes / Top 10 Alaska Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alaska
- Canada Jokes: In Alaska they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
- Hiking Jokes: “It’s important to remember your survival training when hiking in Alaska… Run like hell and hope you are faster than your friend!”
- Turtle Jokes: If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska… they’d live in Seward.
- Police Jokes: The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. “Sir we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife,” one trooper began. “Tell me! Did you find her?” the husband blurted out, anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One spoke, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?” Bracing himself, a pale husband responded, “Give me the bad news.” The trooper said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we recovered your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay this morning.” “Oh no!” gasped Wilkens. After a moment, he gathered himself and asked, “So, what’s the good news?” The trooper explained, “Well, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs, and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. We’re confident you’re entitled to a share of the catch.” Stunned, Wilkens asked, “If that’s the good news, then what’s the fantastic news?” With a straight face, the trooper replied, “We’re pulling her up again tomorrow.”
- Doctor Jokes: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island… but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- Book Jokes: What is Alaska’s official state novel?… “Fifty Shades of Grey.“
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes.
- Dad Jokes: Dad: What’s the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m asking you.
- Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
- Pi Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
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- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- Covid Jokes: Arizona may have been a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it was a dry cough.
- What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
- Milk Jokes: How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- Book Jokes: I’m reading a book about Arizona history… It’s pretty dry, but I’m sticking with it.
- This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool.
- Dad Jokes: I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona.
- Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though… I have a good one about Arizona!
- I tried to make a cactus smoothie… It was pointless.
- Music Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
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Top 10 Arkansas Jokes / Arkansas Jokes
- Florida Jokes: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?… Arrrrrrrrrkansas.
- Indiana Jokes & Indiana Jones Jokes: Most people think Indiana Jones’ favorite state is Indiana. However they are wrong … It is ARK ansas.
- Can you name the capital in Arkansas?… “A”
- Arkansas Basketball Jokes: The “Empty” Roster Joke: Upon taking the job at Arkansas, Coach John Calipari joked about his rebuilding task by telling the media, “I met with the team. There is no team…”
- 2026 March Madness Jokes: What was the most requested song in 2026 leading up to the West Regional in Arizona, Arkansas, Purdue, Texas?… “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne Warwick (1968).
- Why did John Calipari cross the road?… To hit up the ATM so he could pay another 6’11” forward.
- An Angel Came to Coach Calipari: Coach I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is when it is all said and done, despite a few NCAA violations, you are going to heaven. The bad news is you will have to face St. Peter again.
- March Madness Basketball Jokes: What do you call a University of Arkansas basketball player who never passes the basketball?… A ball hog.
- Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle Line Rivalry?
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California Jokes / Top 10 California Jokes / Top X Accounts for California
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip.
- March Madness Basketball Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
- Earth Day Jokes: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA.
- March Madness Basketball Jokes: “Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling
- Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe…. Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the site where the USA Soccer Team defeated Bosnia and Herzegovina in the 2026 World Cup Round of 16?… SANTA CLARA, Calif, Levi’s Stadium.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date of Super Bowl XL?… Super Bowl LX will be played on February 8, 2026.
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Basketball Pun: I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these basketball puns are Golden, State your opinion.
- Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Delaware jokes.
- Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
- Delaware is proud to be the first state admitted to the Union on Dec. 7, 1787. “Why does Delaware love state nicknames?… Because Delaware is always in ‘First’ place!
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
- Welcome to Delaware! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
- Delaware is a state where size doesn’t matter.
- How does Delaware greet the ocean?… With a Dela wave!
- What’s the best thing about Delaware?… You can visit the whole state in a single day!
- Delaware: Size ain’t everything.
- What’s the worst part about living in Delaware?… People keep asking if I know Joe Biden.
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Colorado Jokes / Top 10 Colorado Jokes
- Colorado Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
- Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …However, Carroll said “No thanks! I’ll pass.”
- Walking Jokes: I was walking around a Denver suburb & asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!
- Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Buffalo Bills fans thinking you can go into Mile High Stadium and beat the Denver Broncos.
- AFC Championship: What is the #1 selling soda at Mile High Stadium… Orange Crush.
- Crayon Jokes: I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… It was ado for him always.
- Hiking Jokes: Colorado, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population.
- Music Jokes: What REM song is on every Denver Bronco’s fans music playlist?… Orange Crush.
- Music Jokes: Crayola Concert Series Crayola Concert Series Venue: Red Rocks.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the ONLY quarterback to start an AFC Championship game without one pass attempt all season?… Jarrett Stidham of the Denver Broncos.
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Illinois Jokes / Top 10 Illinois Jokes / 101 Illinois Jokes
- What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- Movie Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S… It really ill-annoys them.
- Election Jokes: It’s so cold in Illinois this morning…on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
- Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 Broadway Musical show for people from Illinois?… Chicago.
- Music Jokes: What Beastie Boys CD is a big hit in Illinois?… License to Ill.
- Baseball Jokes & The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Competing investment clubs are opening in Chicago… The Chicago Bears and the Chicago Bulls.
- Hot Dog Jokes: Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?… Because it refuses to ketchup.
- American Revolution Jokes: Today’s performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again… Brrr killed Hamilton.
Michigan Jokes / Top 10 Michigan Jokes
- What do you call someone from Detroit, Michigan who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
- Canada Jokes: In Michigan’s Upper Peninsula they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
- Canada Jokes: I was driving in Michigan and saw a sign at the border in Detroit that said “Canada Dry.” I really wanted a drink… so I turned around and went home.
- What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: What appliance was seldom used in New England in the 1980s when the Celtics played the Detroit Pistons?… The Microwave.
- 9 out of 10 doctors reccommend that children drink water instead of soda… The 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
- What city in Michigan would do great in a Survivor fire challenge?… Flint
- What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan’s water supply?… Pb & J.
- People are crazy in Michigan; protesting Covid-19 despite being one of the hardest hit states?… There must be something in the water.
- What’s the difference between water and gasoline in Flint Michigan?… You can get gasoline that is unleaded.
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- Alabama Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
- Biology Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
- College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
- Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
- Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Mississippi?
- College Football Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
- Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
- College Football Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
- College Football Jokes:Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
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Arizona Jokes / 101 Arizona Jokes / Top X Accounts for Arizona
- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
- How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- Book Jokes: I’m reading a book about Arizona history… It’s pretty dry, but I’m sticking with it.
- This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool.
- Dad Jokes: I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona.
- Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though… I have a good one about Arizona!
- I tried to make a cactus smoothie… It was pointless.
- Music Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
- Covid Jokes: Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough.
Georgia Jokes: 101 Masters Tournament Jokes
- What did Georgia see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
- What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
- How does a man from Georgia hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Georgia love
Maine Jokes / 101 Maine Jokes / Top X Accounts for Maine
Massachusetts Jokes 101 Massachusetts Jokes
- Welcome to Massachusetts… Where the weather is made up and the seasons do not matter.
- Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No I’m not going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd!
- If you’re wicked smaht… you’ll never get cahded at the packie!
- 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
- Massachusetts Movie Review of Wicked: “Wicked Pissah!” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Pope Jokes: If you’re from Boston… You’ll know who the cahdnal is & how to take the T to JP.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Only in Massachusetts would there be a Dunkin Donuts next to a Dunkin Donuts.
- 49 States “In the Basement” Massachusetts: “Down Cellah!”
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- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils Well that ends well
- My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
- What does a Texas Rancher call his cow with no legs?… Ground beef!
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What’s a Texan’s favorite salad dressing?… Ranch!
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He wanted to get a long little doggie!
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Rio Grande (10 Longest Rivers in Texas)
- Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth, Texas!
- The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak
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