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- All State Jokes
- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S
- Alaska Knock Knock Jokes: & Top 10 Alaska Jokes
- Alaska Jokes:
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- Canada Jokes: In Alaska they have a program for recovering Canadians… It’s called Eh Eh.
- Hiking Jokes: “It’s important to remember your survival training when hiking in Alaska… Run like hell and hope you are faster than your friend!”
- Turtle Jokes: If the Ninja Turtles moved to Alaska… they’d live in Seward.
- Police Jokes: The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. “Sir we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife,” one trooper began. “Tell me! Did you find her?” the husband blurted out, anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One spoke, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?” Bracing himself, a pale husband responded, “Give me the bad news.” The trooper said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we recovered your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay this morning.” “Oh no!” gasped Wilkens. After a moment, he gathered himself and asked, “So, what’s the good news?” The trooper explained, “Well, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs, and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. We’re confident you’re entitled to a share of the catch.” Stunned, Wilkens asked, “If that’s the good news, then what’s the fantastic news?” With a straight face, the trooper replied, “We’re pulling her up again tomorrow.”
- Doctor Jokes: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island… but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- Book Jokes: What is Alaska’s official state novel?… “Fifty Shades of Grey.“
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes.
- Dad Jokes: Dad: What’s the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m asking you.
- Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
- Pi Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.