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Google Search “Top 10 Lacrosse Jokes”

  1. Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
  2. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  3. How did the lacrosse player cross the road to get to school?… He used lacrosse walk!
  4. The 1st time I ever played lacrosse it was fairly stressful… every time after that was fairly re-laxing.
  5. What do you call a fish who plays lacrosse?… A lox bro.
  6. Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the playground?… To get to the other slide.
  7. Groundhog Day Jokes: What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! 
  8. Indy 500 Jokes: How are defensive lacrosse players like an Indianapolis 500 car?… Midfielders are always told to ride them.
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
  10. What lacrosse player is royalty?… The Drip King.

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