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- A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church. Pastor: “What are you looking at?” Boy: “All those names. Who are they?” Pastor: “They are the reason we have #MemorialDay. They are those who died in the service.” Boy: “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?”
- Soldiers in Heaven: Son: Don’t soldiers go to heaven? Mom: “Of course they do! Why do you ask? Son: So many soldiers have beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards. Mom: “Oh, that’s because most vets who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.”
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
- My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French & my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they?
- “Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the Seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can piss on my grave.” “Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!”
- What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?… Ah, shoot!
- Which month do soldiers dread the most?… March.
- What is the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day?… Memorial Day remembers people who died in wars while Veterans Day honors those that survive.
- Memorial Day 2020: Not a single person at those Memorial Day swim parties in Missouri was social distancing. They were packed in there, shoulder-to-shoulder, splashing around, making a… …second wave pool.
- Teacher: 250+ yrs ago, our 4 fathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War. Student: “They were strong, 4 men defeating an army!”