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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Memorial Day jokes.
- Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings!
- Teacher: 250+ yrs ago, our 4 fathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War. Student: They were strong, 4 men defeating an army!”
- A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little boy came walking up to her. He stood with his hands on his hips & said. . . .“I’m not free. I’m 4.”
- On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” One student: To teach us, geography?
- What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty.
- How many feet are in a yard?… It depends how many people have come to the Memorial Day
- MemorialDay PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
- Navy Jokes: Navy captain: Change your course, 10 degrees W Light: Change yours 10 degrees E” Captain annoyed “I’m a Navy captain. Change your course.” “Seaman 1st Class. You must change your course, sir.” Captain “I’m an aircraft carrier..” Light final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.