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- I built a model of Mount Everest and my friend asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No, it’s just to look at.”
- Tea Jokes: What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use.
- How can we stop people from dying on Mt. Everest?… Climb it change.
- I told my friend I scaled Mount Everest. He doesn’t believe me, but I made it all up!
- Why is Mount Everest the ultimate overachiever?… Because it’s always peeking.
- People always ask if George Everest got to the top. Nope, he never went anywhere near it. But you could say he never rest.
- Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest… Obviously. Considering Mount Everest can’t fly
- My wife and I had a great romantic courtship and then got married on the summit of Mt Everest… it was all downhill from there.
- Did you hear about the mountain climber who summited Mt Everest… safe to say his mountain climbing career peaked.
- Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest… reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.