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- Penguin Jokes: Why are penguins good Indianapolis 500 race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
- Music Jokes: Fast Car by Tracy Chapman… the unofficial song of the Indy 500.
- I’m not a racist… I just believe that the Indy 500 is superior to all other races.
- What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- Top 10 Lines From Norm Peterson Norm from Cheers: Gentleman, Start your taps.
- “I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.” Steven Wright
- Indiana Jones Jokes: What is Indiana Jones’ favorite sporting event?… The Indianapolis 500!
- Music Jokes: What band is popular at the Indy 500?… Mike + The Mechanics!
- Turtle Jokes: What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour.
- Election Jokes: What’s the difference between a presidential election and an Indianapolis 500 race?… In the Indy 500 they wear their sponsors on their shirts!