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Alabama Jokes / 101 Alabama Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alabama
- Teacher Jokes for August: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
- Mississippi Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
- Barber Jokes: What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves A and Bama “A”… The Bama “A”has a mullet.
- What is the most expensive college band in America?…. The Million Dollar Band of the University of Alabama.
- Louisiana Jokes: How long does it take to get from Alabama to Louisiana?… One Mississippi.
- Chemistry Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama.
- How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
- College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry?
- College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the college football teams that compete in the Battle for the Palladium?
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Alaska Jokes / 101 Alaska Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alaska
- Police Jokes: The day after his wife vanished in a kayaking accident, a man from Anchorage, opened his door to find two serious-looking Alaska State Troopers standing before him. “Sir we regret to inform you that we have news regarding your wife,” one trooper began. “Tell me! Did you find her?” the husband blurted out, anxiously. The troopers exchanged glances. One spoke, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some fantastic news. Which would you like to hear first?” Bracing himself, a pale husband responded, “Give me the bad news.” The trooper said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we recovered your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay this morning.” “Oh no!” gasped Wilkens. After a moment, he gathered himself and asked, “So, what’s the good news?” The trooper explained, “Well, when we brought her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs, and six large Dungeness crabs attached to her. We’re confident you’re entitled to a share of the catch.” Stunned, Wilkens asked, “If that’s the good news, then what’s the fantastic news?” With a straight face, the trooper replied, “We’re pulling her up again tomorrow.”
- Doctor Jokes: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island… but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- Book Jokes: What is Alaska’s official state novel?… “Fifty Shades of Grey.“
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes.
- Alaska Pun: There’s no place like Nome.
- Pi Jokes: In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
- Fishing Jokes: Where is the best place to dock your fishing boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
- Psychology Jokes: Why did the glacier in Alaska go to therapy?… It had a meltdown.
- June Jokes: Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
- Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.”
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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Delaware jokes.
- Mississippi Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska!
- How do you know you’re from Delaware?… When you’ve left the state four times today and still made it home for dinner!
- Delaware is proud to be the first state admitted to the Union on Dec. 7, 1787. “Why does Delaware love state nicknames?… Because Delaware is always in ‘First’ place!
- What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
- Welcome to Delaware! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.
- Delaware is a state where size doesn’t matter.
- How does Delaware greet the ocean?… With a Dela wave!
- What’s the best thing about Delaware?… You can visit the whole state in a single day!
- Delaware: Size ain’t everything.
- What’s the worst part about living in Delaware?… People keep asking if I know Joe Biden.
Illinois Jokes / Top 10 Illinois Jokes / 101 Illinois Jokes
- What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
- Movie Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes: What is the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly?… Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S… It really ill-annoys them.
- Election Jokes: It’s so cold in Illinois this morning…on my way to work I walked past the capitol and the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
- Pope Jokes: Pope Leo XIV is a Chicago Cubs fan… He hates the Cardinals.
- Music Jokes: What is the #1 Broadway Musical show for people from Illinois?… Chicago.
- Music Jokes: What Beastie Boys CD is a big hit in Illinois?… License to Ill.
- Baseball Jokes & The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Competing investment clubs are opening in Chicago… The Chicago Bears and the Chicago Bulls.
- Hot Dog Jokes: Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?… Because it refuses to ketchup.
- American Revolution Jokes: Today’s performance of Hamilton in Chicago was cancelled due to the cold. Once again… Brrr killed Hamilton.
- Alabama Jokes: How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
- Biology Jokes: What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
- College Jokes: Ole Miss… the unofficial college of AARP.
- Alaska Jokes: Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey. What will Delaware?… Idaho, Alaska.
- Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Mississippi?
- College Football Jokes: Lucas Carneiro 2026 place kicker for Ole Miss… He certainly didn’t Ole Miss. (Ole Miss kicker Lucas Carneiro made four field goals in the Fiesta Bowl against Miami last night (January 8, 2026), with distances of: 58 yards 54 yards 42 yards 21 yards)
- Travel Guest Blogs: Mississippi Tourist: “Have you lived in Delaware all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
- College Football Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #6 Ole Miss beats #3 Georgia 39 – 34… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
- College Football Jokes:Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
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Arizona Jokes / 101 Arizona Jokes / Top X Accounts for Arizona
- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
- How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- Book Jokes: I’m reading a book about Arizona history… It’s pretty dry, but I’m sticking with it.
- This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool.
- Dad Jokes: I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona.
- Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though… I have a good one about Arizona!
- I tried to make a cactus smoothie… It was pointless.
- Music Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
- Covid Jokes: Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough.
Georgia Jokes: 101 Masters Tournament Jokes
- What did Georgia see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
- What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
- How does a man from Georgia hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
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Maine Jokes / 101 Maine Jokes / Top X Accounts for Maine
Massachusetts Jokes 101 Massachusetts Jokes
- Welcome to Massachusetts… Where the weather is made up and the seasons do not matter.
- Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No I’m not going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd!
- If you’re wicked smaht… you’ll never get cahded at the packie!
- 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
- Massachusetts Movie Review of Wicked: “Wicked Pissah!” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Pope Jokes: If you’re from Boston… You’ll know who the cahdnal is & how to take the T to JP.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Only in Massachusetts would there be a Dunkin Donuts next to a Dunkin Donuts.
- 49 States “In the Basement” Massachusetts: “Down Cellah!”
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- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils Well that ends well
- My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
- What does a Texas Rancher call his cow with no legs?… Ground beef!
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What’s a Texan’s favorite salad dressing?… Ranch!
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He wanted to get a long little doggie!
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Rio Grande (10 Longest Rivers in Texas)
- Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth, Texas!
- The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak
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