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- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S
- U.S. State of the Week
- Top U.S. X Accounts by State
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Alabama Jokes / 101 Alabama Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alabama
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
- How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi.
- What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
- What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama.
- What did the hurricane say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you.
- “All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.” Charles Barkley
- What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves A and Bama “A”…The Bama “A”has a mullet.
- How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a Bible Belt.
- Chemistry Jokes: Where is Avogadro’s favorite #vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama.
- Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
Alaska Jokes / 101 Alaska Jokes / Top X Accounts for Alaska
- Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes.
- Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
- Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.”
- What is Alaska’s official state novel?… “Fifty Shades of Grey.“
- Why did the glacier in Alaska go to therapy?… It had a meltdown. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it waved! (Ocean Jokes)
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Summer Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
- I went to a fancy restaurant in Alaska. The waiter asked me if I wanted my steak rare, medium, or well done. I said “Doesn’t matter, it’ll be frozen by the time I get it.“
- Cat Jokes: What do you call an Alaskan cat on ice?… Purr-ma-frost.
Arizona Jokes / 101 Arizona Jokes / Top X Accounts for Arizona
- Arizona Jokes: So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket.
- What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-t of course.
- How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- Book Jokes: I’m reading a book about Arizona history… It’s pretty dry, but I’m sticking with it.
- This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool.
- Dad Jokes: I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona.
- Nebraska Jokes: I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though… I have a good one about Arizona!
- I tried to make a cactus smoothie… It was pointless.
- Music Jokes: What’s Arizona’s favorite type of music?… Desert rock!
- Covid Jokes: Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough.
Georgia Jokes: 101 Masters Tournament Jokes
- What did Georgia see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- Masters Hole #5: What is a favorite golf hole for florists?… Magnolia at Augusta National Golf Course.
- What is a Georgia gardener’s favorite golf hole… Flowering Peach at Augusta National Golf Course.
- How does a man from Georgia hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
- Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Georgia library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Georgia golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do Georgia love
Maine Jokes / 101 Maine Jokes / Top X Accounts for Maine
Massachusetts Jokes 101 Massachusetts Jokes
- Welcome to Massachusetts… Where the weather is made up and the seasons do not matter.
- Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No I’m not going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd!
- If you’re wicked smaht… you’ll never get cahded at the packie!
- 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
- If you’re wicked smaht… You go to Harvard!
- Massachusetts Movie Review of Wicked: “Wicked Pissah!” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Pope Jokes: If you’re from Boston… You’ll know who the cahdnal is & how to take the T to JP.
- Boston Celtics Jokes: What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Only in Massachusetts would there be a Dunkin Donuts next to a Dunkin Donuts.
- 49 States “In the Basement” Massachusetts: “Down Cellah!”
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- Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’
- What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils Well that ends well
- My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
- What does a Texas Rancher call his cow with no legs?… Ground beef!
- What did the Texan say every time he ordered apple pie at a restaurant?… Remember the à la mode! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What’s a Texan’s favorite salad dressing?… Ranch!
- Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?… He wanted to get a long little doggie!
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. Rio Grande (10 Longest Rivers in Texas)
- Where in America should you go to feel good about yourself and life?… Fort Worth, Texas!
- The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak
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