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  1. Patriots Day Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you believe in 2026 it was the 130th Boston Marathon.
  2. Massachusetts Jokes: Training for the Boston Marathon is very big commitment… But it’s worth it in the long run!
  3. Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?…. Never mind… I’ll never finish it.
  4. Boston Celtics Jokes: The #1 Day in Boston Sports… Marathon Monday… The Red Sox at Fenway… The Celtics and Bruins in the playoffs… and the oldest marathon with the top runners in the world!
  5. Music Jokes: 2026 Boston Marathon = A Meatloaf Marathon: “Two out of three ain’t bad.” A Celtics playoff win over the 76ers. A Red Sox win over the Detroit Tigers. A Bruins loss to the Sabres.
  6. 2026 Boston Marathon: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya believe both the men’s (John Korir, Kenya) and women’s winner (Sharon Lokedi of Kenya) are back-to-back champions?
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me about the “Scream Tunnel” at the Boston Marathon?
  8. New England Jokes: Although the world is more accepting, I refuse to accept some races… That Boston Marathon is awful, with Heartbreak Hill and the New England weather.
  9. Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon… He is believed to be still on the run.
  10. I’m never again donating a dime to any charity raising funds for finishing the Boston Marathon… They just take the money and run.

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