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  1. 49 States “Please pass the remote” Massachusetts: “Gimme the Clickah!”
  2. 49 States “In the Basement” Massachusetts: “Down Cellah!”
  3. Pope Jokes: If you’re from Boston… You’ll know who the cahdnal is & how to take the T to JP.
  4. If you’re wicked smaht… you’ll never get cahded at the packie!
  5. College Jokes: Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No I’m not going to pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd!
  6. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the most honest hot dog in Major League Baseball?… The Fenway Frank.
  7. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
  8. Three Guys from Boston (Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jimmy) Say Every Town and City in Massachusetts Town Names: Testing an out-of-stater by asking them to pronounce Worcester, Peabody, Billerica, and Gloucester on the first try.
  9. Wizard of Oz Jokes: Massachusetts Movie Review of Wicked: “Wicked Pissah!”
  10. Boston Red Sox Jokes: Summer 2026: What’s the difference between dirt and the Boston Red Sox opponents?… Nothing, they both always get swept.

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