Kentucky Derby Knock Knock Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Kentucky Derby jokes.
2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 1st race in the Triple Crown?
3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the three races that make up the Triple Crown?
4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the Kentucky Derby was run?
5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me where the Kentucky Derby is run?
6. Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you teach me how to sing My Old Kentucky Home?
7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the first Kentucky Derby winner?
8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for the Kentucky Derby?
9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the term Triple Crown was used to refer to horse who won the Kentucky Derby, Preakness, and Belmont Stakes?
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the first year the Triple Crown was established?
11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the last Kentucky Derby winner?
12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 1st race of the Triple Crown?
13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 2nd race of the Triple Crown?
14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the 3rd race of the Triple Crown?
15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name one Triple Crown winner?
16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name all the Triple Crown winners?
17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the first Triple Crown winner?
18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you name the last Triple Crown winner?
19. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here to watch the Kentucky Derby.
20. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people who win a lot of money on the Kentucky Derby.
21. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of college graduations cancelled the same day as the Kentucky Derby. due to college protests.
22. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of college graduations on the same day as the Kentucky Derby.
23. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here wearing Kentucky Derby hats.
24. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people betting on the Kentucky Derby.
25. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people drinking Mint Julep drinks.
26. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Derby… Derby who?… Derby a lot of people here to watch this horse race.
27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 3 races that make up the Triple Crown?
29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 2nd race in the Triple Crown?
30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 3rd race in the Triple Crown?
31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the year the Triple Crown was recognized?