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- September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Labor Day jokes.
- Farming Jokes: Happy Labor Day…. Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!
- Daylight Savings Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?”
- Gymnastics Jokes: Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible.
- Archaeology Jokes: My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me.
- Earth Day Jokes: I got a job at a paperless office… Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.
- Earth Day Jokes: I’m trying to start a chewing gum recycling company… I just need a little help getting it off the ground.
- Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
- I quit working for Nike… I just couldn’t do it anymore.
- Dad Jokes: What does your father do for a living?… He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. I four half-sisters and a half-brother.
- Hockey Jokes: I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates. They sent me to the manager’s office.
- There’s no training to be a garbage man… You just pick it up as you go along.
- Dog Jokes: How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound.
- College Football Jokes: Death Valley (AKA Tiger Stadium)… the unofficial stadium of the morticians.
- Flower Jokes: Why did the bees go on strike?… Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
- Shark Jokes: The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry… he’s collecting workers’ chomp.
- I have some jokes about unemployed people… but none of them work.
- Flag Day Jokes: I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags.
- Barber Jokes: I wanted to be a barber… but I just couldn’t cut it.
- Jimmy Buffett Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the type of footwear Jimmy Buffett sings about wearing for the Labor Day Weekend show?… (Hush Puppies)
- Monday Jokes: I love Labor Day… What other day do you get to celebrate work without actually doing any?
- Prom Jokes: After all those years working as a limousine driver… I don’t have much to chauffeur it.
- I got laid off from the unemployment office and still had to show up the next day.
- Career Ideas: Learn About Your Next Job My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind… so I got canned.
- Tree Jokes: What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?… Sep-timber!
- Solar Eclipse Jokes: This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses I’m not to worried though… those suckers will never see me again.
- Bowling Jokes: I used to be a professional bowler… I’ll spare you the details.
- Pizza Jokes: Wood fired pizza?… How’s pizza gonna get a job now?
- Graduation Jokes: I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: I tried to start an online Chocolate Chip Cookie store… But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
- I’m thinking about working search and rescue… They’re always looking for people.
- Pirate Jokes: What’s a pirate’s second favorite job?… an arrrrrrchitect!
- Bacon Jokes: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon.
- 101 Elephant Jokes: Why did elephants form a union… They work for peanuts.
- Cape Cod Jokes: How do lifeguards get paid?… With sand dollars.
- I wanted to be a professional poker player… but it wasn’t in the cards.
- Working at the call center was not for me… I don’t answer to anyone.
- Shark Jokes: A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
- Milk Jokes: My friend got fired from his cow milking job because of his erratic behavior… He was a danger to himself and udders.
- My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent.
- Geography Jokes: What’s the best part about working in Switzerland?… I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
- Earth Day Jokes: In honor of Earth Day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder.
- Archaeology Jokes: From the moment I became an archaeologist… my career was in ruins.
- Labor Day Jokes: I wasn’t feeling fulfilled as a phlebotomist… All my work was in vein.
- Grandparent Jokes: My grandpa always says, “When one door closes, another opens.” He was a good man, but a lousy cabinet maker.
- Why did the employee get fired from Pepsi?… They found Coke in his system.
- Hockey Jokes: Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy.
- September Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the date of Labor Day this year?
- I just lost my job as a psychic… I did not see that coming.
- I manufactured calendars… but my days were numbered.
- September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go back to college. It is Labor Day Weekend.
- I was a masseur for a while… but I rubbed people the wrong way.
- Canoe Jokes: My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat.
- Bike Jokes: What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler!
- Covid Jokes: My boss told a joke during our zoom call today… It wasn’t even remotely funny.
- Hockey Jokes: Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes!
- Navy Jokes: I became a chef after I left the Navy… Some would say I am a seasoned veteran.
- Fireworks Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except fire… Fire works on the Labor Day Weekend.
- I tried working at the IRS… but it was too taxing.
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: If today is Cinco de Mayo, what is tomorrow ?… Lieo de Bosso.
- Here’s to hopefully having jobs when we return from Labor Day Weekend.
- Tree Jokes: Tree trimmers do such a fantastic job… They should take a bough.
- 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What was Dr. Seuss’ mom’s job?… She was a Ma Seuss.
- Oklahoma Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Canoe?… Canoe Who?… Canoe you name America’s Biggest Labor Day Party! (Rocklahoma)
- Tree Jokes: I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it… so they gave me the axe.
- I don’t really like working as a waiter… But hey, at least it puts food on the table.
- Milk Jokes: I want to open a milk factory and name the company “Legend”… It’ll be “Legend-Dairy.”
- Music Jokes: What is an iron worker’s favorite band?… Steely Dan.
- Mailman Jokes: I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought… “This isn’t for me.”
- Massachusetts Jokes: Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, fourteen paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years? Say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
- Stranger Things Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe tell me Hopper’s famous line about mornings at work?
- Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
- Fireworks Jokes: Bullets and fireworks are the only things that do their job after they’ve been fired.
- I was considering working for Uber… but I don’t have the drive.
- How do you like working as a tailor?… It’s so-so.
- Labor Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity,” guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big plate of chocolate chip cookies!
- I had to quit working as an elevator repairman… I couldn’t handle all the ups and downs.
- Fireman Jokes: I got burned out working as a fireman.
- Music Jokes: What is the unofficial song of the Bricklayers Union?… Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd.
- Solar Eclipse Jokes: If the eclipse glasses I sold you don’t work… see me after, and I’ll give you a refund.
- Shark Jokes: What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?… “You nailed it!”
- World Geography Jokes: I didn’t get the job in Australia because I was un-koala-fied.
- King Jokes: They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
- Skiing Jokes: I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
- I tried working in a car muffler factory… but that was exhausting.
- Baseball Jokes: I wanted to earn a little extra money being a baseball umpire… but my home plate was full.
- Mailman Jokes: Did you hear about the mailman who walked out on the job?… He abandoned his post.
- Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?… Pay him under the stable.
- Donut Jokes: I tried working in a donut shop… but I soon got tired of the hole business.
- President Jokes: “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman
- Pasta Jokes: I just got fired from the pasta factory… I made a fusili mistakes.
- Daylight Savings Jokes: I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
- Christmas Jokes: How does Santa pay the elves?… Jingle bills!
- Fall Jokes: Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper.
- Track & Field Jokes: Why did the track athlete take the day off on Labor Day?… She needed to run some errands.
- Teacher Jokes for September: I thought about being a history teacher… but I couldn’t see a future in it.
- Dentist Jokes: How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth.
- Mom Jokes: Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there… We appreciate everything you went through!
- Navy Jokes: Working for the Navy pays just enough to stay afloat.
- Snake Jokes: What do you call a snake that works for the Government?… A Civil Serpent.