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- Spaghetti Jokes: What Boston Bruin would be a great spokesperson for spaghetti?… David Pastrňák.
- What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?… Six more weeks of bad hockey!
- Groundhog Day Jokes: Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… Pucksatawny Phil!
- Winter Olympics Jokes: My favorite Winter Olympic event is the one where two opposing teams go on the ice, pass the puck to each other, pay each other compliments, and make everyone involved feel really good about themselves… Nice hockey.
- The hockey refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates.
- It was unfortunate the ice hockey competition had to stop because of a lack of equipment… They were all out of puck.
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop?… He crashes!
- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
- Hockey Jokes: The women’s hockey players refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates.
- Hockey Jokes: The men’s hockey player refused to spend much money on equipment… Cheapskates.
- What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have to many fans!
- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
- What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
- What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Why do Frozen Four players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey.
- What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Which Frozen Four goalie can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
- What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
- What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot.
- How do you know a leper is playing ice hockey?… There’s a ‘face-off’ in the corner.