Dentist Jokes

by | Oct 1, 2025 | Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST dentist jokes in the world.
  2. Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Some kids enjoy buying school supplies… To me, it’s like buying your own dental instruments.
  3. Labor Day Jokes: They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns. 
  4. Labor Day Jokes: How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. 
  5. Jimmy V Quotes: “We win or the alumni bash in our teeth.” (explaining the dental plan at North Carolina State)
  6. Boston Celtics Jokes: What kind of toothpaste does Derrick White use?… Crest 3D White.
  7. Smile Jokes: Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. 
  8. Homecoming Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget brush your teeth!
  9. Dentist Jokes: Why do sharks have teeth?… For eating porpoises.
  10. Solar Eclipse Jokes: Why did the sun go to the dentist?… To prepare its bright smile for the eclipse!
  11. World Geography Jokes: Which country’s citizens have the nicest teeth?… Brussia!
  12. When is the best time for a tutor to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
  13. How did the dental hygienist land a job?… By word of mouth. 
  14. Why did the Thanksgiving pie go to the dentist?… It needed a filling.
  15. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Jack Hughes had his teeth knocked out before he scored the game winning goal in the Gold Medal game against Canada?
  16. XXV Winter Olympics Milano Cortina Jokes: USA Hockey Compare and Contrast: 2026 Jack Hughes teeth and 1980 Jack O’Callahan.
  17. Hockey Jokes: Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. 
  18. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth.
  19. Why did the Army veteran become a dentist?… He had experience as a drill sergeant.
  20. Back to School Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, brush your teeth and comb your hair!
  21. What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?… Slow swimmers!
  22. What did you do before becoming a dentist?… “I was in the army… I was a drill sergeant.” 
  23. Field Trip Jokes: What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
  24. What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures!
  25. What do you call the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?… Slow swimmers!
  26. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes)
  27. At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30).
  28. When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32).
  29. What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
  30. What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
  31. Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth
  32. What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers
  33. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
  34. What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte
  35. What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station
  36. Brownie Jokes: What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth! 
  37. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…  A molar bear.
  38. What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
  39. What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
  40. Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
  41. Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
  42. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
  43. Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist
  44. Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
  45. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
  46. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist
  47. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back
  48. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself
  49. Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
  50. Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth