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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bacon jokes.
  2. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
  3. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
  4. Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for National Brownie Day!
  5. 4th of July Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day.
  6. Pancake Jokes: A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar, sit down & ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them & says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
  7. Pancake Jokes: What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?… A complete breakfast.
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
  9. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we bake Chocolate Chip cookies and cook bacon?
  10. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a Chocolate Chip cookies for your birthday.
  11. Birthday Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. 
  12. What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
  13. Cookie Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
  14. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs.
  15. Police Jokes Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon.
  16. Movie Jokes: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Hamlet
  17. New York Jokes: Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple.
  18. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
  19. Farming Jokes: Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon.
  20. Movie Jokes: What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork.
  21. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon.
  22. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
  23. Movie Jokes: Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
  24. Movie Jokes: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Frankenswine.
  25. What is a pig’s favorite song?… “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
  26. What’s a bacon lover’s favorite musical?… “Grease.”
  27. What’s a bacon lover’s favorite horror movie?… “Frankenswine.”
  28. What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?… Jurrasic  Pork.
  29. Why did the pig run naked across the football field?… He was streaky bacon.
  30. Why did the bacon strip laugh?… Because the fried egg cracked a yolk!
  31. What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… Hoggin Daz.
  32. Who was the smartest bacon lover that ever lived?… Albert Ein-swine.
  33. What’s the most successful pick-up line in history?… “I’ve got bacon.”
  34. What do you call a fir tree covered in bacon?…. A porky-pine!
  35. Why was the cruise ship passenger thrown overboard?… He was hogging the bacon at the buffet…..
  36. What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon?…. Gobble it up!
  37. How do you know if the bacon you bought is real?…. The package is marked ‘gen-u-swine.’
  38. What pig is used to make spicy bacon?…. Peppa Pig.
  39. What color is the best cooked bacon?… Ma-hog-any.
  40. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?…. Take away its tiny broom.
  41. How many vegans does it take to eat a strip of crispy, delicious bacon?… Just one, if no one’s looking!
  42. What would happen if pigs could fly?…. The price of bacon would skyrocket!
  43. Why did the pig go on Ancestry.com?… He wanted to read about history in the bacon.
  44. With what crime was the bacon thief charged?… Hamburglary.
  45. Why was the meat packer fired?… He was bringing home the bacon. SelectPrime Steaks
  46. What should you use to write secret messages about bacon?… Invisible oink.
  47. Why did the bacon delivery driver get a traffic ticket?… He was being a road hog.
  48. What’s the name of the best pawn shop for selling bacon?… Ham Hocks.
  49. What’s the best vehicle for delivering bacon?…. A pigup truck.
  50. What do you call a pig who gets the test answer wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
  51. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?… He felt like bacon.
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