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- September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bacon jokes.
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?
- Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for National Brownie Day!
- 4th of July Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day.
- Pancake Jokes: A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar, sit down & ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them & says “Get the out of my bar, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
- Pancake Jokes: What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?… A complete breakfast.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas!
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Why do we bake Chocolate Chip cookies and cook bacon?
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a Chocolate Chip cookies for your birthday.
- Birthday Jokes: Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.
- What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
- Cookie Jokes: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs.
- Police Jokes Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon.
- Movie Jokes: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Hamlet
- New York Jokes: Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple.
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
- Farming Jokes: Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon.
- Movie Jokes: What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork.
- What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon.
- What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Movie Jokes: Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
- Movie Jokes: What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?… Frankenswine.
- What is a pig’s favorite song?… “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
- What’s a bacon lover’s favorite musical?… “Grease.”
- What’s a bacon lover’s favorite horror movie?… “Frankenswine.”
- What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?… Jurrasic Pork.
- Why did the pig run naked across the football field?… He was streaky bacon.
- Why did the bacon strip laugh?… Because the fried egg cracked a yolk!
- What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?… Hoggin Daz.
- Who was the smartest bacon lover that ever lived?… Albert Ein-swine.
- What’s the most successful pick-up line in history?… “I’ve got bacon.”
- What do you call a fir tree covered in bacon?…. A porky-pine!
- Why was the cruise ship passenger thrown overboard?… He was hogging the bacon at the buffet…..
- What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon?…. Gobble it up!
- How do you know if the bacon you bought is real?…. The package is marked ‘gen-u-swine.’
- What pig is used to make spicy bacon?…. Peppa Pig.
- What color is the best cooked bacon?… Ma-hog-any.
- How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?…. Take away its tiny broom.
- How many vegans does it take to eat a strip of crispy, delicious bacon?… Just one, if no one’s looking!
- What would happen if pigs could fly?…. The price of bacon would skyrocket!
- Why did the pig go on Ancestry.com?… He wanted to read about history in the bacon.
- With what crime was the bacon thief charged?… Hamburglary.
- Why was the meat packer fired?… He was bringing home the bacon. SelectPrime Steaks
- What should you use to write secret messages about bacon?… Invisible oink.
- Why did the bacon delivery driver get a traffic ticket?… He was being a road hog.
- What’s the name of the best pawn shop for selling bacon?… Ham Hocks.
- What’s the best vehicle for delivering bacon?…. A pigup truck.
- What do you call a pig who gets the test answer wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
- Why did the pig go into the kitchen?… He felt like bacon.
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