College Football Jokes By Teams

by | Oct 10, 2026 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Air Force Football Jokes: Big Noon College Football Game of the Week: November 7thb, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?… FOX’s Big Noon Kickoff is live from the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York (The Plain) this week on Saturday, November 7, 2026, ahead of the Army vs. Air Force matchup.
  2. Army Football Jokes: Big Noon College Football Game of the Week: November 7thb, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the Fox Big Noon College Football Game of the Week?… FOX’s Big Noon Kickoff is live from the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, New York (The Plain) this week on Saturday, November 7, 2026, ahead of the Army vs. Air Force matchup.
  3. Alabama Football Jokes: October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where ESPN College Game Day is this week?
  4. Appalachian State Football Jokes: Thursday night, October 22, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe Appalachian State pulled off a major 34-31 overtime upset against previously unbeaten James Madison at Kidd Brewer Stadium?
  5. Auburn Football Jokes: Saturday October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UNRANKED Auburn pulled off a stunning upset against No. 1 Georgia, ending a 195-game losing streak for unranked college football teams trailing by 14 points or more against the nation’s top-ranked opponent.
  6. Boston College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the Boston College Football announcer whose voice became part of the program’s history? From calling Doug Flutie’s iconic Hail Mary in 1984 to dozens of BC Football broadcasts, Dan Davis’ his legacy will forever be part of The Heights.
  7. BYU Football Jokes: October Knock Knock Jokes: October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe BYU football recorded it’s 2nd win vs. a #2 ranked opponent?
  8. Florida Football Jokes: Saturday, October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Florida (Unranked) defeats No. 7 Texas 27–24, Gators erase a 17–3 deficit in Austin for their second top-10 win.
  9. Florida State Football Jokes:
  10. Georgia Football Jokes: October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Georgia plays No. 6 Alabama in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  11. Houston Football Jokes
  12. Indiana Football Jokes: Indiana University football STILL defending National Champions… Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  13. Iowa Football Jokes: Chemistry Jokes: What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles.
  14. James Madison Football Jokes:
  15. Michigan Football Jokes:
  16. Missouri Football Jokes
  17. Notre Dame Football Jokes:
  18. Ohio State Football Jokes:
  19. Ole Miss Football Jokes
  20. Tennessee Football Jokes
  21. Texas Football Jokes
  22. Texas A&M Football Jokes
  23. Texas Tech Football Jokes: Texas Tech Football Jokes: #1 sandwich at Texas Tech?… A Will Hammond Cheese.
  24. UCLA Football Jokes
  25. University of Central Florida Football Jokes: BIGGEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL UPSETS: Saturday October 24th, 2026 Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the major upset losses?… No. 2 BYU fell to UCF in double overtime, No. 8 Texas Tech lost to Cincinnati 37-24, & No. 11 Tennessee fell 27-24 to South Carolina.
  26. University of Cincinnati Football Jokes
  27. University of New Mexico College Football Jokes: Sunday November 1st, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe The University of New Mexico (UNM) Lobos football team achieved its first-ever AP Top 25 ranking in school history, landing at No. 22 in the AP Top 25 poll (and No. 25 in the coaches poll) after improving to a 7-1 record following a 21-16 win against San Jose State.
  28. UMass-Amherst Football Jokes:
  29. University of Miami College Football Jokes
  30. University of South Carolina Football Jokes:
  31. Utah Football Jokes
  33. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  34. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for
  35. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when homecoming is for
  36. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head football coach is for
  37. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the biggest college football rival of
  38. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many Heisman Trophy winners are from
  39. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the victory song for the college football team?
  40. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times has won the college football National Championship?
  41. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the college football league of?