Alabama Football Jokes

by | Oct 10, 2026 | College, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alabama college football jokes. 
  2. What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide.
  3. October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where ESPN College Game Day is this week?
  4. October 10th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Georgia plays No. 6 Alabama in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  5. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for Alabama?
  6. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when homecoming is for Alabama?
  7. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head football coach is for Alabama?
  8. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the quarterback is for Alabama?
  9. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the biggest college football rival of Alabama?
  10. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many Heisman Trophy winners are from Alabama?
  11. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: #1 Indiana defeats #9 Alabama 38 – 3… Hey …… Hoosier Daddy?
  12. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the victory song for the Alabama college football team?
  13. Saturday October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe No. 14 Tennessee defeatedNo. 6 Alabama 26–10 The Third Saturday in October rivalry win with field-storming.
  14. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times Alabama has won the college football National Championship?
  15. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Alabama’s college football league?