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  1. Texas Jokes: #1 sandwich at Texas Tech?… Hammond Cheese.
  2. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday, October 3rd, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst. It is not the Minutemen. It is the Mammoths.
  3. Indiana Jokes: Indiana University football STILL defending National Champions… Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  4. Michigan Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Clock Karma: Michigan defeated Western Michigan 13-12 with 0:01 seconds left in a very controversial win. Then lost to Iowa with 0:02 left.  
  5. Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Iowa lotta money… I thought Michigan would win at home vs. Iowa. They had not lost to Iowa at the Big House since October 16, 2010.
  6. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
  7. Michigan Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Set your clocks back one second!
  8. Tennessee Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the new Music City Miracle?… Vanderbilt beat NC State on the last play of the game, 35 – 31.

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