Top 50 College Football Jokes

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  1. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  2. Indiana Jokes: Indiana University football STILL defending National Champions… Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  3. BYU Football Jokes: October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… ESPN’s College GameDay is broadcasting live from Provo, Utah, on the campus of Brigham Young University (BYU). The show is highlighting the highly anticipated, top-10 matchup between the No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish and the No. 8 BYU Cougars.
  4. California Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: UCLA Football is 4 – 0!… Some big dreams are Bruin!
  5. October 17th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… No. 2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish at No. 8 BYU Cougars in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week for Week 6 of the 2026 college football season.
  6. Sunday October 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that at the end of Week #6 of College Football, there are only 9 undefeated teams left.
  7. Hunting Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the favorite college football coach of hunters?… Bear Bryant.
  8. September Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish Lou Holtz could see one more Notre Dame Football win.
  9. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “On this team, we’re all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” Lou Holtz
  10. Alabama Jokes: What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide.
  11. Michigan Football Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Iowa lotta money… I thought Michigan would win at home vs. Iowa. They had not lost to Iowa at the Big House since October 16, 2010.
  12. Texas Jokes: #1 sandwich at Texas Tech?… Hammond Cheese.
  13. Indiana Jokes: Sunday, December 7, 2025 What do you think Notre Dame said when they were not selected for the College Football Playoff?… Lord Help Us!
  14. Georgia Jokes: Do you think Gunner Stockton could have had a good NIL deal with the NRA?… He does play for Georgia.
  15. What was Bill Belichick’s nickname when named head coach of UNC… Chapel Bill.
  16. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe on the 25th anniversary of 9/11 BC Football highlighted the 19 yard vs. Rutgers?
  17. Saturday, September 19, 2026: How did the Ole Miss fans respond to the “Daddy’s back! Geaux Tigers!” banner flown before the LSU game?…Geaux Home! Geaux Home Tigers!
  18. Navy Jokes: What separates the Navy fans from the Army football fans?… The wave.
  19. Michigan Jokes: September 5th, 2026: Welcome to Ann Arbor, Michigan. Set your clocks back one second!
  20. Michigan Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Clock Karma: Michigan defeated Western Michigan 13-12 with 0:01 seconds left in a very controversial win. Then lost to Iowa with 0:02 left.
  21. Indiana Football Jokes: Indiana University football has won 22 straight Big Ten Games… Hoosier Daddy?
  22. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
  23. Alabama Jokes: Friday December 19th, 2025: #9 Alabama defeats #8 Oklahoma 34-24… I guess Oklahoma is done SOONER than later.
  24. California Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
  25. Iowa Jokes: Saturday, September 26th, 2026: Can you believe the last time Iowa beat a ranked Big Ten opponent was on October 9, 2021, before beating #18 Michigan.
  26. Indiana Football Jokes: Indiana University football is 25-0 vs. unranked opponents?… Hoosier Daddy?
  27. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday October 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the the Havard Hail Mary and Hook and Ladder play to beat Colgate 20-17?
  28. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday, October 10th, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst (4-0). It is not the Minutemen (4-2)… It is the Amherst College Mammoths.
  29. Saturday September 5th, 2026: Bob Chesney recorded his 1st win as the UCLA Head Coach. Do you know what his favorite Kenny Chesney song is?… Boys of Fall!
  30. Pope Jokes: Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: The Pope is a big college football fan, but he could not watch the Sun bowl…. He did not want to see the Sun Devils versus the Blue Devils.
  31. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe BC opened the Red Bandana game scoring with 19 yard TD run?
  32. Music Jokes: What is a college football defensive coordinator‘s favorite Sweet song?… Ballroom Blitz.
  33. Dog Jokes: UGA would be a great mascot for National Dog Day on August 26th.
  34. Tennessee Jokes: Saturday, September 19, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the new Music City Miracle?… Vanderbilt beat NC State on the last play of the game, 35 – 31.
  35. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football.
  36. Florida Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: Are U serious?… Did you see the incredible finish as #10 Miami upset #6 Ole Miss 31 – 27?
  37. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Rutgers a 29.5-point favorite lost to UMass-Amherst at home by 16, then continued with the post game fireworks?
  38. Mississippi Jokes: Thursday January 8th, 2026: #6 Ole Miss was one possession shy of making it to the championship game… I guess they really didn’t Ole Miss Lane Kiffen.
  39. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… the championship game is in Miami?
  40. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami.
  41. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday October 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe UMass football sold out McGuirk Stadium for the 1st time in 12 years?
  42. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe UMASS, a 29.5-point underdog beat the Big Ten’s Rutgers by 16 on the road. AND they were 0-12 in 2025 AND had the longest losing streak in FBS (16) AND it is the 1st win vs a power conference team since 1978?
  43. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute… since UMass football has won a game. They had the longest losing streak in FBS (16).
  44. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: It’s been a minute (since 1978)… since UMass football has won a game vs a power conference team.
  45. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Indiana completed an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP season (2026) 50 years after Bobby Knight coached an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1976)?
  46. Friday September 11th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the hero from 9/11 that BC football honors in the Red Bandana Game?… Wells Crowther.
  47. Massachusetts Jokes: Sunday September 27th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the UMass Minutemen are only one of 22 teams still undefeated? They started the 2026 season with Three Straight Wins After 0-12 last year AND the longest losing streak in the country at 16.
  48. Top 50 Lou Holtz Quotes: “For those who know Notre Dame, no explanation is necessary. For those who don’t, no explanation will suffice.”
  49. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday September 26th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe beleive UMass football is 4-0?… The last time UMass football started a season 4-0 was in 2007, while still competing at the FCS level.
  50. Indiana Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?

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