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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best UMass-Amherst college football jokes. 
  2. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Guess who is no longer the biggest joke in college football… UMass Amherst football.
  3. Massachusetts Jokes: Thursday, September 3rd, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Rutgers a 29.5-point favorite lost to UMass-Amherst at home by 16, then continued with the post game fireworks?
  4. Massachusetts Jokes: Saturday, October 3rd, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst (3-0). It is not the Minutemen (4-1)… It is the Amherst College Mammoths.
  5. Saturday, October 10th, 2026…. There is still an undefeated team in Amherst (4-0). It is not the Minutemen (4-2)… It is the Amherst College Mammoths.
  6. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for
  7. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when homecoming is for UMass-Amherst
  8. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head football coach is for UMass-Amherst?
  9. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the quarterback is for UMass-Amherst?
  10. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the biggest college football rival of UMass-Amherst?
  11. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many Heisman Trophy winners are from UMass-Amherst?
  12. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the victory song for the college football teamUMass-Amherst?
  13. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times UMass-Amherst has won the college football National Championship?
  14. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me UMass-Amherst’s college football league?