University of Miami College Football Jokes

by | Oct 17, 2026 | College, Dads, Latest News, School Jokes, Sports

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  1. October Knock Knock Jokes: Sunday October 18th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Miami Hurricanes are the #1 team in college football?
  2. ESPN College Game Day: November 7th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who is playing in the ESPN College Game Day Game of the Week?… For Week 10 of the 2026 college football season, the No. 1 Miami Hurricanes are playing against the No. 11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish in the ESPN College GameDay Game of the Week.
  3. Sunday October 25th, 2026: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the Miami Hurricanes are the #1 team in college football for the 2nd week in a row?
  4. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the name of the infamous T-shirt game between Notre Dame & Miami?… Catholics vs. Convicts ESPN 30 For 30.
  5. Undefeated Teams: Sunday October 25th, 2026: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe that at the end of Week #7 of College Football, there are only 3 undefeated teams left. Miami Hurricanes (ACC )Utah Utes (Big 12) UCLA Bruins (Big Ten)
  6. Wednesday, December 31st, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see #10 Miami beat #2 Ohio State 24-14?
  7. Florida Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the highest seed to play in college football championship?… Monday January 19th 2026 #10 Miami.
  8. Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Orange Bowl is played?
  9. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… the championship game is in Miami?
  10. Would Beck’s Beer be a good NIL deal for Miami quarterback Carson Beck?
  11. Saturday December 20th, 2025: Are U serious?… Did you see the goal line hit in the final minute of the #10 Miami beat #7 Texas A&M and the 12th man 10 – 3?
  12. 2026 College Football Bracket: Are U serious?… Miami beat #7 Texas Tech ON THE ROAD, #2 Ohio State #6 Ole Miss AND… came within one play of defeating Indiana for the National Championship game is in Miami?… What a season!
  13. Pope Jokes: November 23, 1984: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Pope’s favorite Boston College football moment?… The HAIL MARY pass by Doug Flutie to beat Miami. It became known as the MIRACLE IN MIAMI!
  14. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Why are geologists so excited for the National Championship game between #1 Indiana and #10 Miami?… It is being played at Hard Rock Stadium.
  15. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best college football jokes. 
  16. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the mascot for the Miami Hurricanes?
  17. Dr. Seuss Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Who was happy the The Indiana “Who” siers won the college football National Championship?… Dr. Seuss.
  18. College Mascots: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the mascot for the Miami Hurricanes?
  19. Homecoming Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when homecoming is for the Miami Hurricanes?
  20. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who the head football coach is for the Miami Hurricanes?
  21. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the biggest college football rival of the Miami Hurricanes?
  22. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many Heisman Trophy winners are from the Miami Hurricanes?
  23. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the victory song for the Miami Hurricanes college football team?
  24. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many times the Miami Hurricanes have won the college football National Championship?
  25. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the college football league of the Miami Hurricanes?
  26. Knock knockout?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Indiana completed an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP season (2026) 50 years after Bobby Knight coached an UNDEFEATED NATIONAL COLLEGE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1976)?
  27. Indiana Jokes: Monday January 19th, 2026: Indiana defeats Miami in an amazing game 27-21…. Hey College Football… Hoosier Daddy?
  28. the Miami Hurricanes?