101 4th of July Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
  2. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
  3. Fireworks Jokes: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  4. Tea Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
  5. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance!
  6. Fireworks Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.
  7. Tea Jokes: Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea.
  8. Why shouldn’t there be knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July?… Because freedom rings.
  9. Music Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
  10. What treat do dads like on the 4th of July?… POPsicles.
  11. What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars!
  12. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
  13. Ghost Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
  14. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!
  15. What is the best sport to play on July 4th?… Flag football.
  16. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
  17. 4th of July Jokes: Do you love Inde – pun – dance day puns?
  18. 4th of July Jokes: Happy Ind -pun- dance Day!
  19. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
  20. Tea Jokes: HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor.
  21. What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom.
  22. What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE!
  23. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
  24. What band to trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
  25. Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
  26. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day!
  27. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead.
  28. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were #revolting!
  29. What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football.
  30. What do the moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution.
  31. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!  
  32. “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July.
  33. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  34. What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth Be With You!
  35. There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
  36. Teacher: “200+ yrs ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Rev. War.” #student “They must have been pretty strong, 4 men defeating a whole army!”
  37. Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.
  38. A nursery school teacher told her class about the 4th of July. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
  39. Do other countries also have the 4th of July?… Sure! It’s the next day after the 3rd of July and before the 5th.
  40. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
  41. How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4th barbeque?… “Fancy meat-ing you here.”
  42. What is George Washington’s favorite football #team?… The New England Patriots.
  43. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in #colonies  
  44. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British.
  45. I was afraid I might fail my #fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
  46. What was the Patriots favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  47. Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in #China.
  48. I’m good at fireworks displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s Independence Dayl!
  50. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… #Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day.
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day?
  52. What did the colonists wear to the #Boston #Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. 
  53. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
  54.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby 4th of July!
  55. What do Major League Baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly.
  56. I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. 
  57. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster!
  58. What did Thomas Jefferson do before signing the Declaration of Independence?… He did a pre-ramble.
  59. Since it’s the fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
  60. Why do tea company employees like the Fourth of July so much?… They love to celebrate liber-tea!
  61. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
  62. Best #American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.
  63. What do you find when you see the Hulk holding the American flag?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  64. How do most Americans spend 4th of July weekend?… Stuck in traffic.
  65. What should people never eat on July 4th?… Fire crackers.
  66. What do you eat on the 5th of July?… Independence Day old macaroni salad.
  67. What’s the favorite type of exercise on the Fourth of July?… The Freedom Run—everyone loves to celebrate by running away from the British!
  68. How do pandas stay cool on Independence Day?… They use bear conditioning.
  69. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever!
  70. What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?… A puddle.
  71. Why did the hot dog go to the 4th of July party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
  72. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T.
  73. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever!
  74. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
  75. What do you call a can that has the patriotic spirit on the 4th of July?… A Merry can!
  76. What does a patriot use on his dry skin?… A Revo-lotion.
  77. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party.
  78. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?… Red, White, and BOO!
  79. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?…He was a Yankee doodler
  80. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles.
  81. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys the 4th of July.
  82. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the #fireworks.
  83. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle.
  84. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever!
  85. Which is the most patriotic tea that Americans like to drink?… It’s liber-tea.
  86. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written: The Star- Spangled Banner by Jose Kanusee
  87. What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?…My pop’s bigger than your pop.
  88. A Great American Book Never Written: The Parts of the National Anthem by Homer D. Brave.
  89. What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80.
  90. What do you call a snowman on the Fourth of July?… A puddle.
  91. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the 4th of July!
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… #Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks?
  93. We love @LOCASHmusic! What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom!
  94. #Happy4thofJuly @TDBank_US Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?… Because he is in a cent.
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic?
  96. Why should you research #fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  97. We love @HomerJSimpson! American #donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for #freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy 4th of July!
  99. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… July?… July who?… July you will not be like George Washington.
  100. Where would you look if you want to find T?… In the Boston harbor.
  101. What do you get if you cross a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle.

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