101 4th of July Jokes

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  1. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
  2. July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
  3. Tea Jokes & Boston Jokes: America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
  4. Fireworks Jokes: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
  5. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance!
  6. Fireworks Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.
  7. Teacher: “More than 250 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
  8. Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth be with you!
  9. Dad Jokes: What treat do dads like on the 4th of July?… POPsicles.
  10. Music Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
  11. America 250 Jokes: Free… a great band to headline America’s 250th celebration. 
  12. America 250 Jokes: Free… a band that should be on every 250th America playlist.
  13. Music Jokes: Free… a band that should be on every 4th of July playlist.
  14. What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars!
  15. Tea Jokes: Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea.
  16. Why shouldn’t there be knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July?… Because freedom rings.
  17. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
  18. Knock Knock Jokes for the American Revolution: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
  19. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Abby… Abby who?… Abby 4th of July!
  20. What is the best sport to play on July 4th?… Flag football.
  21. Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
  22. Basketball Jokes for July: What NBA basketball player would be a great spokesperson for the 4th of July?… Enes Freedom.
  23. What American holiday can you never trust?… The 4th of Ju – LIE!
  24. Music Jokes: What Phil Collins song is dedicated to fireworks on the 4th of July?… In the Air Tonight.
  25. Music Jokes: What band to trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
  26. Boston Jokes: HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?… It’s in Boston Harbor.
  27. Ghost Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
  28. What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!
  29. Dad Jokes: “Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July.
  30. Do you love Inde – pun – dance day puns?
  31. A nursery school teacher told her class about the 4th of July. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
  32. Happy Ind -pun- dance Day!
  33. Flag Day Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Independence Day!
  34. There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
  35. Flag Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  36. Mailman Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British.
  37. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting!
  38. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead.
  39. Fireworks Jokes: I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
  40. Tea Jokes: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
  41. Do you know why Americans never knock?… Because freedom rings.
  42. What do the moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution.
  43. Boston Jokes: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?… Tea-shirts.
  44. Pennsylvania Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!  
  45. Ocean Jokes: What’s a red, white, and blue jellyfish’s favorite holiday?… Independence Day, of course—because it’s jelly for freedom!
  46. World Geography Jokes: Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in China.
  47. New England Patriots Jokes: What is George Washington’s favorite football team?… The New England Patriots.
  48. July Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s Independence Dayl!
  49. Ghost Jokes: Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.
  50. Do other countries also have the 4th of July?… Sure! It’s the next day after the 3rd of July and before the 5th.
  51. South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster!
  52. Fireworks Jokes: Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks… The four best F words ever!
  53. Fireworks Jokes: What do Major League Baseball pitchers and TSA agents have in common?… Fireworks go off in the sky if they do their job incorrectly.
  54. Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
  55. How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4th barbeque?… “Fancy meat-ing you here.”
  56. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies.  
  57. What was the Patriots favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  58. Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at fireworks displays… I’ve got a flare for it.
  59. Bacon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon cake for Independence Day.
  60. Music Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day?
  61. “LaborDay is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.” Bill Dodds
  62. George Washington Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
  63. Hobbit Jokes: I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. 
  64. What did Thomas Jefferson do before signing the Declaration of Independence?… He did a pre-ramble.
  65. Book Jokes: A Great American Book Never Written: The Parts of the National Anthem by Homer D. Brave.
  66. Which letter is the coolest every 4th of July?… An Iced T.
  67. Why do tea company employees like the Fourth of July so much?… They love to celebrate liber-tea!
  68. World Geography Jokes: 4th of July… The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
  69. Book Jokes: Best American Battle Book Never Written: “American Victories” by Norman D. Beech.
  70. Flag Day Jokes: What do you find when you see the Hulk holding the American flag?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  71. What does a patriot use on his dry skin?… A Revo-lotion.
  72. How do most Americans spend 4th of July weekend?… Stuck in traffic.
  73. The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and idiots are outside shooting off fireworks. They almost burned down my Christmas decorations. 
  74. Fireworks Jokes: What should people never eat on July 4th?… Fire crackers.
  75. What do you eat on the 5th of July?… Independence Day old macaroni salad.
  76. What’s the favorite type of exercise on the Fourth of July?… The Freedom Run—everyone loves to celebrate by running away from the British!
  77. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever!
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys the 4th of July.
  79. What do you call a can that has the patriotic spirit on the 4th of July?… A Merry can!
  80. How do pandas stay cool on Independence Day?… They use bear conditioning.
  81. Snowman Jokes: What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July?… A puddle.
  82. Hot Dog Jokes: Why did the hot dog go to the 4th of July party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
  83. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the 4th of July!
  84. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
  85. Dog Jokes: How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party.
  86. Ghost Jokes: What did the ghost wear on the 4th of July?… Red, White, and BOO!
  87. Art Jokes: Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler.
  88. What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?… Pops-icles.
  89. Fireworks Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks.
  90. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle.
  91. Flag Day Jokes: Best War of 1812 Book Never Written: The Star- Spangled Banner by Jose Kanusee.
  92. Fireworks Jokes: What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?…My pop’s bigger than your pop.
  93. Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite firework?… M-80.
  94. Fireworks Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks?
  95. Fireworks Jokes: What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July?… Red, white, and boom!
  96. Civil War Jokes: Why is Abraham Lincoln considered the least guilty American President?… Because he is in a cent.
  97. South Dakota Jokes: When it comes to national monuments, less and less people are visiting Mount Rushmore… Sadly, I think they just take it for granite.
  98. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic?
  99. Fireworks Jokes: Why should you research fireworks before you buy them?… To get the best bang for your buck!
  100. Donut Jokes: American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson
  101. St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish you a Happy 4th of July!

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