Hobbit Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Lord of the Rings jokes. 
  2. Hobbits are really good people… they don’t look down on anyone. 
  3. Marriage Jokes: Hobbit Life Lesson: Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane! 
  4. Psychology Jokes: Why did the Ringwraith go to therapy?… To deal with his “ring”xiety!
  5. Psychology Jokes: Why did Gandalf go to therapy?… To learn how to better “cope” with wizards and sorcery!
  6. Music Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles!
  7. What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale?… The White Whizzer!
  8. Elf Jokes: An Elf, a Dwarf, hobbit, and a Wizard walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?” 
  9. California Jokes: Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.?… Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.
  10. 4th of July Jokes: I’m throwing a 4th of July hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together. 
  11. Psychology Jokes: I was once obsessed with “The Hobbit.” The 
     books, the movies, the collectables, everything… Finally I was able to kick the hobbit. 
  12. Labor Day Jokes: Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’ Boss: You’re still fired! 
  13. March Madness Basketball Jokes & Duke Basketball Jokes: Who is the most popular March Madness basketball hobbits?… Duke. They live in the Shire and love Coach Jon Scheyer.
  14. Cemetery Jokes: How did Bilbo Baggins know when his neighbor had died?… He read it in the Hobbituary.
  15. Earth Day Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Earth Day party… It’s just a little get-together.
  16. Winter Solstice Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit party to celebrate the Winter Solstice… It’s just a little get-together.
  17. Super Bowl Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Super Bowl party… It’s just a little get-together.
  18. Movie Jokes: Why did the Lord of the Rings author got kicked out of the movie theater… He was Tolkien all the way through!
  19. Black Friday Jokes: What does Gandalf say when he wants to go shopping?… One ring to rule the mall! 
  20. Lord of the Rings Jokes: What is a woodchipper called in Lord of the Rings?… An Ent-eater. 
  21. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Dancing trees?… Now that’s ENT-ertainment. 
  22. Presidents’ Day Jokes: How did the elves get Bilbo Baggins elected for president?… By using propa-Gandalf.
  23. The Hobbit pinball machine is AMAZING… It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien.
  24. I like it when people call me Precious… It has such a nice ring to it!
  25. I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign… It is a Tolkien gesture.
  26. Movie Jokes: Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about “The Lord of the Rings” trilogy. The movie is called “You Tolkien to me?” 
  27. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why was Gandalf hunched over and stressed out?… He was short-staffed! 
  28. Marriage Jokes: I’ve been reading ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and apparently, Gollum was once a normal man, but wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life… Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
  29. Marriage Jokes: Samwise is preparing for his wedding. He gathers his fellow hobbits around and then turns to Pippin. “Pippin, I want you to be my best man.” Pippin is overjoyed, but before he can celebrate, there’s a sound of someone crying, he turns and sees Frodo standing there with teary eyes. “But Sam, what about me?” Frodo sobs. Sam chuckles and says “Don’t be silly, Mister Frodo, you’re the ring bearer!” 
  30. Dad Jokes: My dad set up a booth at a Renaissance Fair where people can dress up as Frodo from Lord of the Rings exclusively… It was his Frodo-Booth. 
  31. Hey, Gandalf! What’s your favorite kind of insect?… FLY, YOU FOOLS! 
  32. Teacher Jokes for August: My teacher must really like Lord of the Rings… Whenever I ask about my grades she just says “You shall not pass!”
  33. What do you call a chubby hobbit?… Low Fat. 
  34. Wedding Jokes: What was Frodo at Aragorn and Arwen’s wedding?… The Ring-bearer! 
  35. A human, an elf and an orc walk into a bar…The Hobbit laughs and walks under it! 
  36. Movie Jokes: Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?… No, but Elijah Would! 
  37. Boxing Jokes: How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?… He tried to destroy the ring! 
  38. Labor Day Jokes: Why was Gandalf hunched over and stressed out?… He was short-staffed! 
  39. Christmas Jokes: I’m going to a Lord of the Rings themed Xmas party… I’m going to eat and be Merry!
  40. Christmas Jokes: I’m throwing a hobbit Christmas party… It’s just a little get-together!
  41. Tree Jokes: Dancing trees?… Now that’s ENT-ertainment. 
  42.  Music Jokes: Who is Treebeard’s favorite musician?… John Entwistle.
  43. Wedding Jokes: Why did the Best Man go to Mount Doom?… Because he was the Ring-bearer! 
  44. Why don’t you ask a hobbit for money?… Because they’re always a little short.
  45. Where do Hobbits ride horses?… At the Frodeo. 
  46. Which Lord of the Rings character has no toys to play with?… Legoless! 
  47. Why are Hobbit doors round?… If you ate seven meals a day you’d need round doors too! 
  48. Movie Jokes: What do you call a  movie about a gangster hobbit?… Yolo Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling. 
  49. President Jokes: If Frodo was the President of the Fellowship, what position would Gandalf have?… Chief of Staff. 
  50. What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC?… Lord of the Wings.
  51. What did Gandalf say when an onion tried to cross the bridge?… You shallot pass! 
  52. Why should you try to be nice to a hobbit?… Because he’s got a short temper.
  53. Book Jokes: J.R.R. Tolkien and Angela Lansbury have paired up for a middle-earth murder mystery… Mordor She Wrote. 
  54. Doctor Jokes: What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?… The I see you. (ICU). 
  55. Book Jokes: What is the best  book to read in autumn?… Gourd of the Rings.
  56. Marriage Jokes: Why Lord of the Rings is a metaphor for life?… Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!
  57. How do you invite an Ent to a party?… You “tree”-t them!
  58. What do you call a Lord of Rings fan with a sprained ankle?… A hobblit.
  59. What time did Tolkien finish Lord of the Rings?… At elven o’clock! 
  60. I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with Lord of the Rings characters on it… It’s really hard to Frodo! 
  61. How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth?… You use J.R.R. tokens! 
  62. In Lord of the Rings, you always have to make reservations at the restaurant… Because one does not simply walk in. 
  63. Bird Jokes: What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. 
  64. Movie Jokes: Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel… Old Hobbits Die Hard. 
  65. Golf Jokes: What do you call a wizard who can hit a white ball with a club?… Cangolf! 
  66. Book Jokes: If Charles Dickens wrote The Lord of the Rings, how would the novel have started?… It was the best of Shires. It was the Worcestershires.
  67. Psychology Jokes: Gandalf decided to go to the Shire, and to his surprise found Frodo and Sam making meth. “Why would you ever do such a thing!” He exclaimed. “Well you see Mr Gandalf, after our adventure we haven’t been able to feel the euphoria of being a hero until we tried this wonderful magic crystal,” said Frodo. “That’s it!”, said Gandalf. “I’m opening up a rehabilitation center. When I come back in a year, this had better be cleaned up!” A year passes and Gandalf returns. Alas, the hobbits are strewn about with their spoons and needles. Gandalf scoffs, “Breaking Bad Hobbits is going to be harder than I thought.” 
  68. What time did Tolkien finish Lord of the Rings?… At elven o’clock. 
  69. What do you call a reference to the Eye of Sauron?… An optical allusion. 
  70. What kind of company did Sauron start?… Brick & Mordor. 
  71. Music Jokes: Why didn’t they fly the eagles to Mordor?…  Because they were too busy making a new album.
  72. Police Jokes: What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo, and a cyborg police officer?… Frobo Cop. 
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Frodo… Frodo who?… I’m afraid of what might happen if you never open that door! 
  74. I’m throwing a Labor Day hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together! 
  75. What would Gandalf have said if The Lord of the Rings played in a supermarket instead of Middle-Earth?… One ring to rule the mall. 
  76. Bee Jokes: Nine bees made their way to Mordor… It was the fellowship of the Sting.
  77. What do you call a hobbit party?… A little get together.
  78. Did you know that they are creating a version of The Lord of the Rings for young children?…  Apparently, they are changing Legolas’ name to ‘Duplolas’ in this version.
  79. Geography Jokes: Why didn’t they make Lord Of The Rings in Mexico?… Because Juan does not simply walk into Mordor. 
  80. Marriage Jokes: One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.
  81. Bee Jokes: Frodo and Sam were sitting outside, observing an insect. Neither of them were quite sure what kind of insect it was. “Is it a mosquito?” said Frodo, to which Sam replied, “No Mister Frodo, I think it’s some kind of bee?” They then saw Gandalf walking by, and they asked him whether he possibly knew what kind of insect it was. He looked at the insect for only a moment, before replying, “Fly, you fools.” 
  82. How do hobbits make sure their clothes dry quickly?…  One rule: to wring them all.
  83. What do you call 8 hobbits?… A hobbyte.
  84. Astronomy Jokes: What is Saturn’s favorite  movie?… Lord of the Rings. 
  85. The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters… Only Tolkiens 
  86. Would you accept the offer to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?… Because Elijah Wood. 
  87. Did you hear about the new Lord of the Rings spin-off?… It’s about a newborn Frodo and you can hear everything he’s thinking. It’s called Look Who’s Tolkien Now. 
  88. There is a deleted scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo and Frodo run into a long-lost hipster cousin. Douche Baggins. 
  89. Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, and Gandalf walk into a bar Gimli and the Hobbits are short enough to walk under it.
  90. Psychology Jokes: It’s a hobbit… I watch the Lord of the Rings movie.
  91.  Music Jokes: For his Eleventy-first birthday, instead of fireworks, Bilbo initially asked Gandalf if he could bring the band that plays Dream Police to perform a concert at the party. This enraged Gandalf however, as Bilbo Baggins took him for some conjurer of Cheap Trick.
  92. Tree Jokes: What is a woodchipper called in Lord of the Rings?… An Ent-eater. 
  93. Psychology Jokes: What do you call introverted hobbits?… Shyer folk.
  94. Book Jokes: What is the Witch-king’s favorite  book?… The Grapes of Wraith!
  95. Ocean Jokes: What do the Elves call their friends living by the sea?… Watermellons. 
  96. Galadriel: This is Nenya, the Ring of Adamant, and I am its keeper. Frodo: What does it do? Galadriel: Nenya business! 
  97. Movie Jokes: Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 for his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.
  98. Archery Jokes: The Elves in The Lord of Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them… It’s pretty messed up, they’re so arrow minded.
  99. Which Lord of the Rings character loves to lend himself to others?… Boro-mir. 
  100. High School Jokes: Where do Orcs go to school?… Uruk-Hai. 
  101. What do hobbit homes with no entrances need?… More doors. 
  102. Labor Day Jokes: What is an accountant’s favorite Lord of the Rings movie?… The Return of the King.
  103. Why did Gimli have to be a part of the Fellowship?… He was the Tolkien minority. 
  104. Doctor Jokes: At a hospital, the mother is holding a new born child. Mother: You have my eyes. Father: And my smile. Aragorn: you have my sword. Legolas: And you have my bow. Gimli: And my axe. Nurse: Can we get security in here please, they are back again!
  105. Why was Gandalf always smoking that pipe?… Because he had a bad Hobbit!
  106. What do you need to play the new Lord of the Rings pinball game?… Tolkiens.
  107. Geography Jokes: What do you call a wizard from Uganda?… A uGandalf. 
  108. Music Jokes: I want to make a Lord of the Rings themed metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep. 
  109. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nazgul… Nazgul who?… Nazguls don’t but I do. 
  110. Why did Gollum leave the room every time Sam and Frodo lit their pipes?… He couldn’t stand being around such filthy habitses. 
  111. What do you call a balrog wearing earmuffs?… Anything you want – it can’t hear you! 
  112. Pippen: Treebeard, you’re covered in moss, do you like it? Treebeard: Well, it kind of grows on you. 
  113. Why can’t you enter Sauron’s lair?… Because there’s always one Mordor. 
  114. What’s Frodo short for?… He’s a hobbit. 
  115. I would make another Lord of the Rings pun, but… all the good ones Aragorn.
  116. Marriage Jokes: Lord of the rings must be about marriage… Because when you put the ring on, you disappear.
  117. Labor Day Jokes: Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’ Boss: You’re still fired! 
  118. What would Gandalf have said if The Lord of the Rings played in a supermarket instead of Middle-Earth?… One ring to rule the mall. 
  119. What do you call Frodo Baggins with one leg?… Hoppit. 
  120. How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth?… You use J.R.R. tokens. 
  121. Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?… More doors.
  122. My English teacher used to quote The Lord of the Rings to us… She used to say “you shall not pass.” 
  123. Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA… The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring 
  124. How many times does an elf laugh at a joke?… One time, when he hears it. How many times does a hobbit laugh at a joke? .. Twice, once when he hears it, once when he finally gets it. How many times does a dwarf laugh at a joke?… Three times. Once when he hears it, once when it’s explained to him, and once when he finally gets it.
  125. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hobbit… Hobbit who?… Hobbit letting me in?
  126. Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?… He was afraid the ring would give him away.
  127. Fishing Jokes: Why can’t Treebeard swim very quickly?… He’s just not a fish ent. 
  128. Why do elves wear white?… Because they come from the undy(e)ing lands. 
  129. Archery Jokes: A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: “Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow.” she said while winking at him. “Yes, I guess I did.” came his reply. “Who are you?” she asked. “Cupid throwing love arrows?” “No, I’m Legolas killing orcs!”
  130. Music Jokes: Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland… He Didn’t Chart The Shire.
  131. Hiking Jokes: What is Sauron’s favorite soda?… Mountain Doom. 
  132. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Lord of the Rings jokes.
  133. What do you call the wraith king?… A ring leader!
  134. Good study hobbits require a frodo-graphic memory.
  135. Book Jokes: For my son’s birthday, I got him a copy of “The Lord of the Rings”, but he wasn’t too happy. He thought it was a Tolkien gesture.
  136. I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born. His name was Legofirst.
  137. Psychology Jokes: I used to be addicted to Lord of the Rings… But then I kicked the hobbit.
  138. So I was watching Lord of the Rings with my dad… When I mentioned Legolas he asks, “so did he lose both his legs?”
  139. Movie Jokes: I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings  movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses. They’re calling it The Two Tires.
  140. Archery Jokes: What do you call Legolas, RobinHood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?… Dep-archers!
  141. Marriage Jokes: What do you call a man who has been married and divorced multiple times?… Lord of the Rings. 
  142. Marriage Jokes: What do you call a woman who has been married and divorced multiple times?… Lord of the Rings. 
  143. Book Jokes: Did you hear that the copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded?… They’re Non-Fungible Tolkiens. 
  144. College Jokes: If you see a class being taught by Gandalf, avoid it. Because YOU SHALL NOT PASS! 
  145. Why didn’t Rivendell help Gondor?… Elfish reasons. 
  146. What did the drunken hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard?… “Saruman, I didn’t see you there!”
  147. Tree Jokes: How do you invite an Ent to a party?… You “tree”-t them!
  148. How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?… None, it takes Tolkiens!
  149. Walking Jokes: I started walking around without any shoes… and it became a sort of hobbit.
  150. I did a Lord of the Rings marathon yesterday… I ran 26 miles dressed up as Frodo Baggins!
  151. Labor Day Jokes: What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?… A Tolkien Ring Network. 
  152. What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm’s Deep?… “That’s a LOTR orcs!”
  153. Labor Day Jokes: Gandalf was very unhappy at work… He couldn’t find his staff! 
  154. What did the drunken little hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard?… Saruman, I didn’t see you standing there!
  155. An Elf, a Dwarf, hobbit, and a Wizard walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?” 
  156. What happens when Sam pulls Gandalf’s finger for a second time?… Gandalf released Morwen.
  157. Geography Jokes: What do you call a hobbit from the Basque Country?… Bilbao. 
  158. Movie Jokes: “Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?”… “Elijah Would.” 
  159. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… One Ring… One Ring who?… Wondering when you’re gonna open the door and let me in, it’s cold out here! 
  160. Movie Jokes: The best films of all time Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit trilogies… Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.
  161. Psychology Jokes: What’s wrong with staying up late to watch the Hobbit movies?… It’s a bad hobbit.
  162. A friend told me that the Hobbit was a terrible series I said “You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about.”
  163. Book Jokes: Tolkien typed the entire Hobbit using only two fingers. That must have been Mordor.
  164. My wife is the biggest “Hobbit” fan. Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep.
  165. Labor Day Jokes: Why is Gandalf’s cupcake shop so successful?… Because he has a magical staff. 
  166. Why can’t you stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?… Because it’s so hobbit forming! 
  167. Movie Jokes: Three movies are a bit much for The Hobbit… They seem to be really dragon it out! 
  168. Movie Jokes: Why did they come out with the Hobbit movie?…The fans were Baggins for it.
  169. Music Jokes: How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?… Elvish Parsley. 
  170. Why was Bilbo the best burglar?… Because he was always up to Mordor.
  171. What do you call a Hobbit with a healthy appetite?… Lord of the Onion Rings! 
  172. Why did the Hobbit set his Iphone to vibrate?… He was afraid the ring would give him away!
  173. Why was it so hard to storm Sauron’s lair?… Because no matter how many you opened it, there was always Mor dor!
  174. Dad Jokes: We think we might name our child Precious… It has such a nice ring to it!
  175. How did the hobbit ruin the wrestling match?… He tried to destroy the ring!
  176. Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
  177. How many Hobbits does it take to change a lightbulb?… None – there are no lightbulbs in Middle-earth! 
  178. Easter Jokes: What is the difference between Sauron and The Easter Bunny?… Nobody knows, no one has seen either one.
  179. Movie Jokes: Who’s going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?… Elijah Would. 
  180. Marriage Jokes: The Hobbit must be about marriage… Because when you put the ring on, you disappear.
  181. Coffee Jokes: What do you call a hobbit who is a coffee addict?… A Frotho Baggins
  182. Ice Cream Jokes: What’s Frodo’s favorite ice cream flavor?… Rocky Road to Mordor!
  183. Fishing Jokes: Why did Gollum open a seafood restaurant?… So he could serve his famous catch of the day.
  184. Music Jokes: Why didn’t they fly the eagles to Mordor?… Because they were too busy making a new album.
  185. Police Jokes: Why were the police looking for Sauron?… He was wanted for first degree Mordor! (murder)
  186. Why can’t Saruman read his wristwatch?… Because his arm has grown long!
  187. How does Sauron get his laundry done?… With a one-ring cycle!
  188. Music Jokes: What do you call a group of musical hobbits?… A “band” of Halflings!
  189. What do you get when you cross a hobbit with a deer?… Legolamb.
  190. Tree Jokes: What happened when the warg tried to bite Treebeard?… He found his fang gorn!
  191. World Cup Soccer Jokes: What do you call a hobbit World Cup Watch Party?… A little get together.
  192. What do you call a hobbit party?… A little get together.
  193. Dad Jokes: My son asked me if the Santa’s Elves were the same Elves from the Hobbit I said grow up son, you’re 42 years old.
  194. Movie Jokes: It’s a hobbit… I watch the Hobbit movies every weekend.
  195. Marriage Jokes: One ring rules your life, it slowly destroys you, and sometimes, death seems easier than continuing on.
  196. Marriage Jokes: My wife is the biggest “Hobbit” fan… Every night I hear her Tolkien in her sleep.
  197. Christmas Jokes: What did Bilbo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time.
  198. Why is ‘The Lord of the Rings’ so long?… Because no one ever stops Tolkieng.
  199. Why should you never call the Nazgûl ‘black riders’?… Because it’s wraith-ist!
  200. World Cup Soccer Jokes: What do you call a hobbit who’s a fan of soccer?… A Goalum.
  201. Why is Bilbo always happy?… Because Gandalf gives him Fellowship.
  202. What do you call an orc who can’t stop telling lies?… A Sarumander.
  203. Why did the hobbit bring a ladder to the Mines of Moria?… Because he heard the Balrog was a real “downer!”
  204. Labor Day Jokes: Why did Gandalf turn down a job offer?… Because he was looking for more “wizardly” benefits!
  205. Tree Jokes: Why did the dwarf bring a ladder into Mirkwood?… To see what was “branching” out up top!
  206. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the hobbit start a gardening business?… He had a “green” thumb and a golden “ring!”
  207. Music Jokes: What’s Gollum’s favorite type of music?… “Precious” metal!
  208. Psychology Jokes: Why did Gandalf go to therapy?… To learn how to better “cope” with wizards and sorcery!
  209. Hiking Jokes: Why was the dwarf always calm under pressure?… Because he had a “mountain” of experience!
  210. Cereal Jokes: What’s Gollum’s favorite cereal?… “Ring” Krispies!
  211. What did Bilbo say when he finished a puzzle?… One piece to rule them all!
  212. Snake Jokes: Why did the hobbit get a pet snake?… He wanted to show off his “hob”-bitat!
  213. Labor Day Jokes: Why did Gandalf become a gardener?… He had a knack for growing “magic” mushrooms!
  214. Labor Day Jokes: Why did the orc start a vineyard?… He wanted to make “blood-red” wine!
  215. Bread Jokes: What’s Bilbo’s favorite type of bread?… “Ring” rolls!
  216. Teacher Jokes for July: What’s Gollum’s favorite school subject?… “Ring”lish!
  217. Barber Jokes: Why did the dwarf start a hair salon?… He was a “cut” above the rest!
  218. What did Gandalf say when he learned a new spell?… “That’s quite en-“lightening”!
  219. Art Jokes: Why did Bilbo go to art school?… He wanted to master the “ring” technique!
  220. Psychology Jokes: Why did Gollum become a therapist?… He was great at helping people find their “precious” feelings!
  221. Barber Jokes: Why did Gandalf start a hair care line?… He knew the secret to “magical” locks!
  222. Coffee Jokes: What’s Bilbo’s favorite type of coffee?… “Ring”-accino!
  223. Why did the Balrog take a cooking class?… He wanted to learn how to make “flame”-bé!
  224. Why did the hobbit become a tour guide?… He knew all the “ins” and “outs” of Middle-earth!
  225. Why did Gandalf start a taxi service?… He always knew the best routes!
  226. Why did Bilbo start a fashion line?… He had a “ring” for style!
  227. Why did the orc become a chef?… He was a “cut”-ting edge cook!
  228. Math Jokes: Why did the dwarf become a math teacher?… He was a “mine” of knowledge!
  229. Flower Jokes: Why did Legolas start a flower shop?… He had a natural “bloom”ing talent!
  230. Why did Gandalf start a candle business?… He was an expert in “en-lightenment!”
  231. Why did Bilbo become a lifeguard?… He could always use the “ring” for help!
  232. Fast Food Jokes: Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
  233. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Hobbit? 
  234. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Hobbit knock-knock joke? 
  235. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Hobbit knock knock jokes?
  236. Movie Jokes: Why did the Hobbit author get kicked out of the movie theatre?… He was Tolkien all the way through.
  237. Who created Scientology in the Middle-Earth?… Elrond Hubbard. 
  238. What do you call an Orc on a bike?… A Mordorcyclist. 
  239. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Hobbit knock knock jokes?
  240. Marathon Jokes: I did a Hobbit marathon yesterday… I ran 26.2 miles dressed up as Gandalf!
  241. What did Gandalf say to Elrond as he watched him make a basket?… “There Hugo Weaving again.” 
  242. I did a Hobbit marathon yesterday…. I ran 26 miles dressed up as Bilbo Baggins!
  243. Fast Food Jokes: What do you call a hobbit that eats junk food?… Lord of the Onion Rings.
  244. Fast Food Jokes: Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?… To get a second breakfast.
  245. How many quarters does it take to play the new Hobbit arcade game?… None… it only takes Tolkiens!
  246. Why are most hobbits great guys?… Because they do not look down on people.
  247. Book Jokes: Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?… Because it was hobbit-forming!
  248. Wrestling Jokes: How did the hobbit ruin the wrestling match?… He tried to destroy the ring!
  249. How did the hobbit ruin the MMA match?… He tried to destroy the ring!
  250. What did Bilbo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time.
  251. Lego Jokes: Did you hear about the kid who lost his Hobbit LEGO set?… He was LEGO less.
  252. My mother woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the The Hobbit. She’s Tolkien in her sleep.
  253. Patient: Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from Hobbit Doctor: That’s ok, you’re just Tolkien in your sleep
  254. I keep reciting all of Hobbit in bed My wife says I need to do something about Tolkien in my sleep.
  255. There weren’t a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books. They were just Tolkien characters.
  256. Went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again She told me not to worry. It is just force of hobbit!
  257. Your mama is so ugly… she has the breath of an Orc, the face of a Dwarf, and the feet of a Hobbit..