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- American Revolution Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best George Washington jokes.
- Election Jokes: “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
- George Washington Jokes: Where did the General Washington put his armies?… In his sleevies.
- What did King George think of George Washington?… He thought he was revolting!
- Which president’s wife had to do the most laundry?… Mrs. Washington.
- Why did George Washington bring a pencil to the battle?… He wanted to “draw” his sword.
- Was General Washington a handsome man?… Yes, he was George-eous!!
- Army Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
- Delaware Jokes: I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal… It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.
- Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say when crossing the Delaware?… “Row, row, row your boat… quietly.”
- What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?… George Washingtoon!
- Delaware Jokes: Why was George Washington a great leader?… He always knew how to cross the Delaware without a hitch!
- Delaware Jokes: What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!”
- Delaware Jokes: What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River?… “I’m going to make this crossing great again!”
- How was George Washington able to live through his 67th birthday?… He had a strong constitution!
- What did George Washington call a good day?… “Just another day in the revolution.”
- What did George Washington wear to school?… His “Revolutionary” uniform.
- Why did George Washington bring a dictionary to the battle?… He wanted to know the “meaning” of freedom.
- Why was the Continental Army so good at hide-and-seek?… Because they had Washington behind them.
- Why did George Washington cross the Delaware?… To get to the pun-side.
- What did George Washington name his dog?… Bark for Freedom.
- George Washington never told lies… but he sure told good jokes.
- George Washington knew how to lead… and how to drop punchlines.
- George crossed the Delaware just to get away from awkward silence.
- Why did George Washington never lie?… He didn’t want to axe questions.
- Why was George Washington’s joke always funny?… Because it was “revolutionary.”