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Final Four Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes & Nevada Jokes)
Final Four Jokes: Who do skiers cheer for during March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
Final Four Jokes: March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State (Canoe Jokes)
Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
Easter Jokes for Kids: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
2021 Masters Golf Jokes: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
Masters Jokes: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course before the Masters?… He was perfecting his swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
Masters Jokes: What is a golfer at the Masters favorite lunch?… A ham sand-wedge. (Sandwich Jokes)
Masters Jokes: Why does the golfer at the Masters carry two shirts?… In case he gets a hole in one.
Masters Jokes: Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Math Jokes for Kids & Pi Day Jokes)
Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Golf Jokes)
What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Star Wars Jokes & May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill. (Doctor Jokes)
Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon?… Never mind. I’ll never finish it.
Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the worst US city to run a marathon?… Boston. It is the height of pollen season and it is in Mass “Achoo” setts.
Boston Marathon Jokes: Although the world is more accepting, I refuse to accept some races… That Boston Marathon is awful, with Heartbreak Hill.
Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel. (365 Music Jokes)
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Disney Jokes)
“After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?… They like to avoid the flush. (Tree Jokes)
What did one golf ball say to another golf ball at the Masters?… See you a round.
Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went. (Psychology Jokes)
NFL Draft Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who was draft pick #199 in the NFL draft and has become a legend? (Canoe Jokes)
NFL Draft Jokes: Did you here about the NFL Draft choice who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
NFL Draft Jokes: Why can’t losing final quarterback in the NFL Draft use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
NFL Draft Jokes: What do you call a NFL lineman’s kid who gets drafted?… A chip off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)

May Jokes for Kids & May Sporting Events

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes))
365 Sports Jokes
What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET! (Badminton Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Top Basketball Jokes for Kids)
What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Lacrosse Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.(Lacrosse Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Lacrosse Jokes & Groundhog Day Jokes)
What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion. (Indy 500 Jokes)
Do Indy 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. (Napping Jokes)
What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes)
What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Boston Marathon Jokes)
What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did one horse Kentucky Derby horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes))
365 Sports Jokes
What kind of bread does a Kentucky Derby horse eat?… Thoroughbred (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
When do vampires like the Kentucky Derby?… When it’s neck and neck. (Top Halloween Jokes & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Where do Kentucky Derby horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What do you call a well balanced Kentucky Derby horse?… Stable. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Kentucky Derby?… Sherbet. (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did the Kentucky Derby horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?”(Top K – 12 Jokes for Teachers & Top Kentucky Derby Jokes)
Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET! (Badminton Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Top Basketball Jokes for Kids)
What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Lacrosse Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.(Lacrosse Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Lacrosse Jokes & Groundhog Day Jokes)
What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion. (Indy 500 Jokes)
Do Indy 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired. (Napping Jokes)
What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes)
What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Boston Marathon Jokes)

February

Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
“I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes)
My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LV on February 7th 2021 in Tampa Bay not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
Losing Super Bowl Coach responding to interview question: “What do you think about the execution of your team? Coach Response: “I am all in favor of it!”
What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?… By saying, “Hit me up!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Super Bowl Jokes)
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes)
What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
How is losing money in a payphone like a football game? If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! (Super Bowl Jokes))
Why doesn’t the worst NFL football team have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Super Bowl Jokes)
What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. (Super Bowl Jokes)
Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet. (Super Bowl Jokes)
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Super Bowl Jokes)
What do you call a lineman’s kids? Chips off the old blocker. (Super Bowl Jokes)
What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Top Baseball Jokes)
What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Top Lacrosse Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Softball Jokes)
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice! (Top Hockey Jokes)
What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (Superbowl, Top Football Jokes, Lessons for the Superbowl, Superbowl Trivia)
Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have too many fans! (Top Hockey Jokes)
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes & Top Tennis Jokes)
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Top Basketball Jokes) English teachers are great tutors!
Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing. (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Tennis Jokes)
What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Archery Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Top Basketball Jokes)
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse. (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Top Basketball Jokes)
If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Basketball Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Top Basketball Jokes)
What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale. (Top Basketball Jokes)
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record! (Top Basketball Jokes)
How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What event is best for Leap Day?… The long jump, the high jump, the pole vault (Top Leap Day Jokes)
Who is the #1 spokesperson for Leap Day?… Jump Man Michael Jordan (Top Leap Day Jokes & Top Basketball Jokes)

February Jokes

What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line! (Boxing Jokes)
Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Crayon Jokes)
Why did the basketball player bring pencils s to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Pencil Jokes)
Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Groundhog Day Jokes)
February 2nd: Groundhog Day: How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?… He was totally bow-gus! (Archery Jokes)
How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
February 29th Leap Year Jokes: What do athletes wear during a Leap Year?… Jumpsuits.

How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! (College Football Jokes)

What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (College Football Jokes)

What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (College Football Jokes)

What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)

How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Top Cycling Jokes)

What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)

What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice! (Top Hockey Jokes)

Fencing jokes?… What’s the point? (Fencing Jokes)

Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have to many fans! (Top Hockey Jokes)

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..” (Top Tennis Jokes)

What do you serve but not eat?… A Tennis Ball. (Top Tennis Jokes)

Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket. (Top Tennis Jokes)

What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Top Basketball Jokes)

(Australian Open January 16th – 29th) (@AustralianOpen 938K followers): Professional Tennis! (Top Tennis Jokes)

When is a field hockey player like a judge?… When she sits on the bench. (Field Hockey Jokes)

To Add

What MTV show do bass fishermen watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes)
If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Fishing Jokes)
Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
Top Handball Jokes: What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)

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June Jokes / Summer Jokes / June Sporting Events

What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line! (Top Boxing Jokes & Top 10 Muhammad Ali Quotes)
NBA Finals: Why did the basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (NBA All-Time Champions, NBA Finals MVPs, NBA Teams on Twitter)
Stanley Cup Finals: What’s the difference between a hockey game & a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Hockey Jokes, NHL Teams on Twitter, Stanley Cup Finals MVPs, Stanley Cup Finals Champions)
NBA Finals: Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing. (NBA All-Time Champions, NBA Finals MVPs, NBA Teams on Twitter)
Stanley Cup Finals: Why is the NHL hockey rink hot after the game?… All the fans have left. (Top Hockey Jokes, NHL Teams on Twitter, Stanley Cup Finals MVPs, Stanley Cup Finals Champions)
NCAA College Softball World Series: Did you hear the joke about the softball?… It will leave you in stitches! (NCAA Softball Champions & Top Softball Jokes)
NBA Finals: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.(NBA All-Time Champions, NBA Finals MVPs, NBA Teams on Twitter)
NBA Finals: Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (NBA All-Time Champions, NBA Finals MVPs, NBA Teams on Twitter)
Stanley Cup Finals: What do a bad hockey team & the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice! (Top Hockey Jokes, NHL Teams on Twitter, Stanley Cup Finals MVPs, Stanley Cup Finals Champions)
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U.S. Open: Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes / 101 Pi Day Jokes / Golf Jokes)
U.S. Open: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
U.S. Open: Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
U.S. Open: Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.

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What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser. (Top Boxing Jokes & Top 10 Muhammad Ali Quotes)
Does a match box?… No, but a tin can! (Top Boxing Jokes& Top 10 Muhammad Ali Quotes)
How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons. (Top Boxing Jokes& Top 10 Muhammad Ali Quotes)

October
Halloween Sports Jokes

Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes:Page #1 Google Search)
Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck!
What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares.
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the game?… Because he had no body to go with.
What kind of mail does a top vampire athlete get?… Fang mail!

July
March: Great Advertising Opportunities

How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. (Top Basketball Jokes)
What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top Basketball Jokes)
Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top Basketball Jokes)
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Top Basketball Jokes)
“He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (Top Basketball Jokes)
Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc. One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?” (Top Basketball Jokes)

March Jokes & Spring Sports Jokes

March Madness Trivia & March Madness Quotes

Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
Lacrosse Jokes (#1 Google Search): What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
Sports Jokes for Day Light Savings Time: What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog!
Sports Jokes for Pi Day: What is the official mascot of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Mascot Jokes)
Sports Jokes for Pi Day: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
Sports Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: “I married an Irish Football player on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
Sports Jokes for Spring: Spring Fever: Four high school spring athletes were afflicted with spring fever and skipped practice. The next day they reported to the coach that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a practice, so go sit apart from one another and take this piece of paper.” Still smiling, the coach waited for them to sit down. Then he said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (Grandparent Jokes)

November Jokes & Fall Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Sports Jokes for Thanksgiving)
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?… Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck!
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man looked away and turned red. “What’s wrong?” asked the woman. “I’m not used to someone calling me dear on the first date,” the man said. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train.
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. “Why couldn’t this happen on my last day of hunting?!” the hunter cried to the doctor. “It did,” the doctor replied.
How do you catch a unique deer?…. Unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame deer?… Tame way – unique up on it!
Which side of a deer has the most meat?… The inside.
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?”
What do deer call hunters?… doe foes!
Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the marines?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Sports Jokes for Veterans Day)
What did the hunter miss his mark?… He was not aiming deerectly for it. (Top Archery Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate Jokes& Top Christmas Jokes)
What do you call a pig that does karate?… Porkchop!
What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?… Karate kid.
What does the zero say to the the eight?… Nice belt! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
Where do Karate athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Top Hunting Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
(Top November 16th: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Top Boxing Jokes: 1st page Google Search)

October Jokes & Fall Jokes

Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (World Series Jokes)
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (World Series Jokes)
Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher. (World Series Jokes)
Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate! (World Series Jokes)
Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (World Series Jokes)
Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
Is There Baseball In Heaven? Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90′s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.” The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.” “What’s the bad news?” “You’re pitching on Wednesday.” (World Series Jokes)
Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park! (World Series Jokes)
“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”… ”Forget it. You just missed it.” (World Series Jokes)
“Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”… “Forget it. It’s way over your head.” (World Series Jokes)
Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?… Because of all the Giant Fans!
What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hotdog in October!
Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle
Bob didn’t believe that Fred’s dog could talk. So Fred asked his dog, “What’s on top of a house?”…“Roof,” the dog barked. Bob wasn’t convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels….“Rough.” He still wasn’t convinced. “O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” Fred asked the dog….“Ruth.” With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: “Was it Hank Aaron?”
Where did the baseball player wash his socks?… In the bleachers.
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”
What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header!(Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat! (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat! (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck! (Halloween Sports Jokes)
What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares. (Halloween Sports Jokes)
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the game?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Sports Jokes)
What kind of mail does a top vampire athlete get?… Fang mail (Halloween Sports Jokes)

September Jokes & Fall Jokes

I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Top Tennis Jokes & Top Labor Day Jokes)
I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Top Fishing Jokes & Top Labor Day Jokes)
What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Football Jokes)
If you want to sack the Miami Dolphins quarterback, what should you use?… Your fishing tackle. (Top NFL Jokes)
Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders.
Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!

August: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes

Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
Boxing: Top Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes : Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
Baseball: Top Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
Beach Volleyball: Top Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Bowling: Top Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
Diving: Top Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
USA Gymnastics: Top Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
USA Soccer (Top Soccer Jokes): Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
USA Tennis (Top Tennis Jokes): @usta Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
USA Rugby (7s): Top Rugby Jokes A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
USA Judo Top Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
Cycling: Top Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
Equestrian: Top Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
Basketball: Top Basketball Jokes: What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
USA Karate Top Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
USA Synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
Archery: Top Archery Jokes: What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
Badminton: Top Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
Canoe: Top Canoe Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
USA Volleyball Top Volleyball Jokes: @usavolleyball What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
USA Handball (Top Handball Jokes) @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Top Little League World Series Jokes)
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Top Little League World Series Jokes)
Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher! (Top Little League World Series Jokes)

December Jokes & Winter Jokes

What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?… The pizza can actually feed a family of four. (Top Pizza Jokes)
How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one! (Top Skiing Jokes)
What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money! (Top Skiing Jokes)
What do you call a snowboarder who has broken up with his girlfriend… Homeless! (Top Skiing Jokes)
How do snowboarders introduce themselves?… “SORRY DUDE” (Top Skiing Jokes)
What’s the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?… About a week! (Top Skiing Jokes)
What is the last thing a snowboarder ever says?… ”Dude, watch this!” (Top Skiing Jokes)
What do you say to a snowboard instructor in summer?… Fries please! (French Fry Jokes)
Why are most snowboard jokes one liners?… So the skiers can understand them! (Top Skiing Jokes)
How do you get the ski instructor off of your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Top Pizza Jokes)
At a party, how do you tell who the ski instructor is?… Don’t worry. He will tell you. (Top Skiing Jokes)
On a date, what does a ski instructor say after the first hour?… “That’s enough talk about me; now let’s talk about skiing.” (Top Skiing Jokes)
How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns. (Top Skiing Jokes)
What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels!
(Christmas Trivia & Answers / Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Karate Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
If a basketball gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut… missle toe (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (Winter Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
Why did the golfer want an extra pair of pants for Christmas?… In case he got a hole-in-one. (Golf Jokes for Kids)
December 24th: (Christmas Eve Jokes)
December 25th: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Basketball Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)

January Jokes & Winter Jokes

What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
What is a spectator’s favorite month?… “Fan” uary. (365 Sports Jokes)
How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… two, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!” (Skiing Jokes)
Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Alaska Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check. (Hockey Jokes)
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball! (Winter Jokes)
Why do hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king. (Hockey Jokes)
Which goalie can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking. (Hockey Jokes)
Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back. (College Jokes & College Football Jokes)
What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & College Football Jokes)
What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (College Football Jokes)
What did the college football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (College Jokes & College Football Jokes)
How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! (College Football Jokes)
Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
Why did the baseball manager get arrested (and fired)?… for stealing signs. (Baseball Jokes)
What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line! (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales. (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids / Skeleton Jokes / Hockey Jokes for Kids)
Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow. (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check. (Hockey Jokes)
What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy! (Hockey Jokes)
What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Math Jokes)
How is losing money in a payphone like the Super Bowl?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
Why did the Super Bowl football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What is Campbell’s favorite athletic event?… The “soup” er Bowl.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)

February Jokes

What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
February 2nd: Groundhog Day: How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
Why did the poor, rookie Super Bowl quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?… He was totally bow-gus! (Archery Jokes)
How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
February 29th Leap Year Jokes: What do athletes wear during a Leap Year?… Jumpsuits.

March Madness Trivia & March Madness Quotes

What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Softball Jokes)
March 2nd Dr. Seuss Jokes: What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes & Car Jokes)
Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Baseball Jokes & Calculus Jokes)
Why was the car not allowed to play rugby?… It only had one boot. (Rugby Jokes & Car Jokes)
March 6th Oreo Cookie Day: Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
Why didn’t the bicycle play rugby?… It was two tired. (Bike Jokes for Kids)
Why did the rugby player go to see the vet?… His calves were hurting. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
What did the mummy rugby coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
March 14th Pi Day Jokes: What is the official mascot of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Mascot Jokes)
March 15th: Top 10 Napping Jokes: What’s the difference between a Tom Brady and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day: “I married an Irish Football player on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
Sports Jokes for Spring: Spring Fever: Four high school spring athletes were afflicted with spring fever and skipped practice. The next day they reported to the coach that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a practice, so go sit apart from one another and take this piece of paper.” Still smiling, the coach waited for them to sit down. Then he said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What do you call the NCAA tourney when your #1 seed loses to a #16 seed?… March Sadness. (Psychology Jokes)
Why do NCAA basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
Why did the March Madness basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket.
In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball.
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated losing March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (Hunting Jokes)
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Cheese Jokes)
“I told one player, ‘Son, I can’t understand it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’” Frank Layden
“We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.” Weldon Drew
“When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it’s a coach’s dream – X vs O.” Mychal Thompson
“The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET! (Badminton Jokes)
Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes & Shark Jokes)
March 30th National Pencil Day Jokes: What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Swimming Jokes)
March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Final Four Jokes)

March Madness Trivia & March Madness Quotes

Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
Lacrosse Jokes (#1 Google Search): What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
Sports Jokes for Day Light Savings Time: What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog!
Sports Jokes for Pi Day: What is the official mascot of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Mascot Jokes)
Sports Jokes for Pi Day: Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?… He was better at fitting curves than hitting them. (Top Baseball Jokes)
Sports Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day: “I married an Irish Football player on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
Sports Jokes for Spring: Spring Fever: Four high school spring athletes were afflicted with spring fever and skipped practice. The next day they reported to the coach that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a practice, so go sit apart from one another and take this piece of paper.” Still smiling, the coach waited for them to sit down. Then he said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”

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