Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for St. Patrick’s Day

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  1. “I married an Irish Football player on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!”
  2. Why can’t you borrow money from a gymnast or leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  3. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers before a game? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck.
  4. How is an all-American athlete like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
  5. How can you tell if an Irish Rugby player is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (Top Rugby Jokes)
  6. Are people jealous of the Irish athletes?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
  7. Do leprechauns and gymnasts make good secretaries? …. Sure, they’re great at shorthand! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
  8. What do leprechauns and gymnasts love to barbecue? …. Short ribs!
  9. What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? …. Some poor horse is going barefoot!
  10. Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?… He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
  11. What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?…. The Halfback of Notre Dame!

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