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- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
- What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where does a lacrosse player go when she needs a new uniform?… New Jersey (New Jersey teachers are great tutors!)
- What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog!
- What is a ghost’s favorite position in lacrosse?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
- Why isn’t lacrosse played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
- How do we know that lacrosse officials are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
- You are locked inside a car with nothing but a lacrosse stick. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!
- What happens to lacrosse players who go blind?… They become referees.
- Why is hotter after a lacrosse game?… All the fans have left.
- What kind of lacrosse team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
- Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.
- Two lacrosse teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has scored a goal. How can this be?… The teams were all women.