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Check out our list of the World’s Best Top 10 Jokes!
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster?… You’ll have six more weeks of stupidity!
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day!
- What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog!
- What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters!
- Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?… He was having a bad lair day!
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day!
- What’s green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?… The ground frog!
- What would you get if you crossed Groundhog Day with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day!
- Where do sick groundhogs go?… to the hogpital
- What do you call a groundhog adopted from the Humane Society?… A poundhog
- What do you call a groundhog who eats too much?… A roundhog
- What do you call a royal groundhog?… A crowned hog
- What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a pistachio?… A green beast who predicts a dry spring, and acts like a nut.
- What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes
- What side of the groundhog has the most hair?… The outside
- What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?… Sleep somewhere else.
- Who leaps tall buildings with a single bound?… Superhog
- What do you call a groundhog’s laundry?… Hogwash
- How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses