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- May 1st May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson AKA Sam “May Day” Malone is the spokesperson for May Day?
- May 2nd, 2026: Kentucky Derby Jokes The Kentucky Derby is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- May 4th: May the 4th Be With You What a great week! May is the best month! May 2nd is the Kentucky Derby. May the Fourth is Star Wars Day…. Cinco De Mayo and Revenge of the Sixth! All in the 1st week!
- May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco De Mayo…. But all of mine are 5/5.
- May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?… Since the Sith Grade.
- Top 10 May Jokes It’s funny how Cinco de Mayo always seems to fall on May 5.
- 101 Principal Jokes: I asked my elementary principal when her birthday was and she said March 1st… I have been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me.
- Nurses Week May 6th – 12th 2006: Nursing Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
- May 8th USPS Stamp Out Hunger Day: Mailman Jokes: I quit my new job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver. I looked at it and thought… “This isn’t for me.”
- What do you call a bee born in May?… May bee.
- May 10th Mother’s Day Jokes: Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
- National Shrimp Day Shrimp Jokes: Where do shrimp go when they need money?… The prawn shop!
- How can you tell that Jedi’s like the month of May the most?… Because they always say, “May the Fourth be with you.”
- A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked a bystander. ‘Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?’ ‘Oh no,’ said Jethro. ‘You’ll have to go by yourself!’
- Why do nurses go to art school?… In case they have to draw blood.
- Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers in May?… Because he had not botany.
- May 15th Endangered Species Day: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- May 15th Chocolate Chip Day: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.
- What did May bring to the party?… Flowers.
- Saturday, May 17th, 2026 Preakness Stakes Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- What does May put on its pancakes?… May-ple syrup.
- World Turtle Day: Turtle Jokes What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck
- Jokes for the Last Day of School: School Sign on the Last Day of School: Dear Parents, Tag your it! Love the Teachers.
- Lacrosse Jokes: Maryland Jokes: You’re from Maryland?… Please tell me all you know about lacrosse and crabs.
- Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t Indianapolis 500 drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- How does May keep its garden look so beautiful?… With a lot of thyme.
- How can you tell when May is happy?… When there is a spring in its step.
- May 25th, 2026 Memorial Day Jokes: A nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about Memorial Day Weekend. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” A little bo
- Which month is the most polite when asking questions?… The month of May.
- What is a cow’s favorite May holiday?… Moo-ther’s Day.
- What is the shortest month of year?… May.
- Which cute mouse loves the spring?… Maysy
- What did Spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!!
- Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne
- What is May’s favorite generation?… Baby bloomers.
- Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding?… The MAYtron of honor.
- What starts growing in the spring and then goes POP?… May-ze
- What goes up when May rain comes down?… An umbrella.
- Why don’t monkeys fall from the sky in May?… That happens during the Ape-ril showers!
- What is May’s favorite beverage to drink when it is thirsty?… Spring water.
- What is May’s favorite movie?… Singing in the Rain.
- Which month can’t make a decision?… MAYbe.
- Why is May always a chaotic month?… Because it brings with it plenty of May-hem.
- What do you call a snowman in May?… A puddle.
- What May flowers grow on faces?… Tulips (Two-lips).
- Who conducts the spring orchestra?… May-stro.
- What is May’s favorite condiment?… May-onnaise.
- What month has the highest rank in the army?… May-jor May!
- What is the shortest month of year?… May.
- What is May’s favorite genre of music?… Heavy Petal!
- Why are oak trees so forgiving?… Every May they “turn over a new leaf.”
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?… Spring-time.
- Which crime-fighter likes May the most?… Robin.