Top 50 California Jokes

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  1. California Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best California jokes.
  2. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Basketball Pun: I’m not trying to Curry favor, but these basketball puns are Golden, State your opinion.
  3. Earth Day Jokes: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA.
  4. Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLIX: With the rematch of the New England Patriot and Seattle Seahawks, I was thinking about reliving the final Seahawks offensive play, but… like them I think I will pass.
  5. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. San Fransisco fans thinking they can go into Seattle and win a divisional playoff game.
  6. Hawaii Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii).
  7. Super Bowl LX Jokes: 60 Super Bowl Jokes: Divisional Round: Fantasy football…. Chicago Bears fans thinking they can win a divisional round game against the LA Rams!
  8. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles.
  9. Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of LA.
  10. College Football Jokes: Knock knockout?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why the Rose Bowl is called the Granddaddy of them all?
  11. The number one song for Southern California tourism?… It never rains in Southern California.
  12. Stranger Things Jokes: Which city does 11 from Stranger Things hate?… Sandy Eggo!
  13. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco De Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.
  14. Little League World Series Jokes: Why did the Bonita, California police officer go to the Little League World Series baseball game?… Someone stole second base!
  15. What Red Hot chili peppers song is on Every California playlist?… Dani California.
  16. XXXIV Summer Olympics: Los Angeles Olympics Jokes: Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the LA Summer Olympics?
  17. Little League World Series Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the talent on the Bonita, California Little League baseball team?
  18. Super Bowl Jokes: Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white Bronco in California.
  19. XXXIV Summer Olympics: Los Angeles Olympics Jokes Laa-Laa (yellow)… the unofficial Teletubby of the LA Olympics.
  20. Hurricane Lala Jokes: Hurricane Lala… the unofficial hurricane of Los Angeles Summer Olympics.
  21. Hurricane Lala Jokes: What college football team is the unofficial sponsor of  Hurricane Lala?… The UCLA Bruins.
  22. Hurricane Lala Jokes: The Travel Agent: “How come no one told me? I had to find out on the news! Lala is officially open for bookings… straight from L.A.”
  23. Canoe Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the California State Song?… I Love You, California.
  24. March Madness Basketball Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian
  25. New England Jokes: Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the date California was admitted to the union?… California was admitted as a state to the union on September. 9, 1850.
  27. Music Jokes: Is Blue Jean by David Bowie an official song of Super Bowl LX?… Is it being played at Levi Stadium in Santa Monica, California.
  28. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)
  29. June 1st National Trails Day: I just made a pre-game playlist for basketball. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (California Jokes / Music Jokes / Hiking Jokes / Peanut Jokes)
  30. Baseball Jokes: Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?… Because of all the Giant Fans!
  31. Lord of the Rings Jokes: Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.?… Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.
  32. What Doors song is on every California playlist?… L.A. Woman
  33. Camping Jokes: Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
  34. Geography Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map.
  35. “California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their (San Andres) faults.”
  36. What did the California say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
  37. Where do you dance in California?… San Fran – disco!
  38. California Jokes: What do you call a waffle on the beach?… Sandy Eggo!
  39. What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  40. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the California shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  41. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
  42. What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Beach Jokes for Kids)
  43. California Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Adnreas faults. (Top Geography Jokes)
  44. What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  45. If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Fransisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Basketball Jokes)
  46. Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  47. What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
  48. Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Top Geography Jokes)
  49. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (Top Geography Jokes)
  50. Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)