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- 365 Jokes for Teachers
- 101 Lord Of The Rings Jokes & Top 10 Lord of The Rings Jokes
- Lord of the Rings Jokes:
- Hobbit Jokes:
- Top 10 Hobbit Jokes
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- Hobbits are really good people… they don’t look down on anyone.
- Marriage Jokes: Hobbit Life Lesson: Man puts ring on finger, slowly goes insane!
- Music Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles!
- What do the hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ale?… The White Whizzer!
- Elf Jokes: An Elf, a Dwarf, hobbit, and a Wizard walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
- California Jokes: Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.?… Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug.
- Psychology Jokes: I was once obsessed with “The Hobbit.” The
books, the movies, the collectables, everything… Finally I was able to kick the hobbit. - Labor Day Jokes: Employee: Gandalf once said ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.’ Boss: You’re still fired!
- March Madness Basketball Jokes & Duke Basketball Jokes: Who is the most popular March Madness basketball hobbits?… Duke. They live in the Shire and love Coach Jon Scheyer.
- Cemetery Jokes: How did Bilbo Baggins know when his neighbor had died?… He read it in the Hobbituary.